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@incorrect-deadly-six-lore
😈Intro Post!😈
[~Blog Runner is @sillyrobotlink~]
[~Blog inspired by @incorrect-sonic-lore~]
you all know what the tags mean. I’m not explaining them to anyone unless ya ask.
here we share real facts, analysis, etc about the best Sonic characters ever, The Deadly Six!
[~Any and all information here is obviously fake unless it is specified to be real, this blog is for shits and giggles after all!~]
If this gets 1003 notes I will start being openly trans irl.
WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINE!
@floweryimagines @flowery-fanclub @flowery-defence-force @flowery-hate-blog @floradinns-offical @floradinn-offical @recurrent-floradinn @floradinn @floradinn-fan @aqua-the-flower-offical @flowery-the-flower-offical @seth-the-flower-offical @orange-the-flower-offical @green-the-flower-offical @yellow-the-flower-offical @blue-the-flower-offical @kawkaw-offical @suspicious-of-flowery
@distrustful-of-flowery @not-flowery @hitting-flowery-with-hammers
I can’t forget!
@flowery-from-deltarune-chapter5 @placeholder-floradinn @m-does-cool-stuff, @lovely-lucky-lady, @evil-yellow-deltarune @kawkawgroup @frisk-offical @flowery-adjacent @flowery-fan-blog and
@asgore-dreemurr-offical
✨My King!✨
@kawkawthatcantspell-dr @yourneighborkawkaw @your-best-img-friend @greens-recipe-book
WOOP WOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF THE uh... ME
I thought the sound of the you was “uelelelele” or “nyon”
It is after the incident...
( @literallyqibliwof how the-)
Mitosis!
Also Us!
Brethren in lore: @incorrect-cuphead-lore @incorrect-scourge-lore @incorrect-godzilla-lore @incorrect-tadc-lore @sonic-lore-that-sounds-incorrect @marginally-incorrect-sonic-lore @marginally-correct-sonic-lore @correct-sonic-lore @close-enough-sonic-lore @debatable-sonic-lore @lore-sonic-incorrect @not-sonic-lore @incorrect-splatoon-lore @incorrect-shadow-lore @incorrect-gundam-lore @technically-right-sonic-lore @incorrect-maple-the-ds-lore @incorrect-silver-lore @incorrect-isl-lore @incorrect-snapcube-lore @dubiously-sourced-sonic-lore @not-sonic-lore @incorrectwarcraftlore @incorrect-elder-scrolls-lore @incorrect-metal-sonic-lore @incorrect-twst-lore @incorrect-transformers-lore @real-sonic-dot-exe-facts @correct-shadow-lore @correct-bluckles-lore @incorrect-amy-lore @incorrect-sonic-theories @incorrect-tangle-lore @incorrect-wings-of-fire-lore @incorrect-deadly-six-lore @incorrect-mario-lore @incorrect-fnfmods-lore @incorrect-lore-advisor @incorrect-fpe-lore
OUR LORD AND FOUNDER: @incorrect-sonic-lore
WHO SUMMONED ME???
This wasn’t sent to this blog but since this one has more followers….
The bots are getting better at making their accounts look real, this one had a whole ass following list and an actual description
Honestly just block anyone who dms “hi” randomly
Omfg god that same person messaged me on the Deadly Six Rp blog
I didn’t even know it was a scam, so uh beware people!
Did you know…?
The roleplay blog has officially been made everyone! @the-deadly-six-official is real baby! Go and ask them anything you want! That poll doesn’t really mean anything but whatever! Also please excuse if they’re out of character, I’m trying my best!
Did You Know…?
Alrighty folks! It’s time for our first poll! Now, the question is….
Would you like me to make a Deadly Six Roleplay blog? Not only will it include The Deadly Six but also Zayhem, Zarni, and a couple of other Sonic characters!
(Btw this poll won’t mean anything to me or anything I will be making it! I just wanted to know what yall would think about it!)
Do you want a Deadly Six Roleplay blog?
Yes! You should do it!
No, you shouldn’t do it.
important!
Very important
Of the absolute importance
this is so fucking important
Did you know…?
We have officially reached 100 posts!
I couldn’t have it done it without all you guys but a huge special thanks to the inspiration behind this blog, @incorrect-sonic-lore! I have loved this journey so far and will continue to love it as we go further!
As always, feel free to leave whatever Incorrect Deadly Six lore! I’m always open for lore!
Did you know...?
Despite all it’s/their many flaws, The Deadly Six and Sonic Lost World are still loved by tons of people on the internet.
Just because the majority hates it doesn’t mean everybody does. Don’t let a few people ruin your opinion.
Be cringe, be free. Love Sonic Lost World!
we (yes we) are all playing the totally real upcoming Deadly Six game that not only introduces us to the spinoff Deadly Six franchise but also kills off Omega from both the Sonic and Deadly Six franchises
Did you know...?
We (yes we) are all playing the totally real upcoming Deadly Six game that not only introduces us to the spinoff Deadly Six franchise but also kills off Omega from both the Sonic and Deadly Six franchises
This is totally real as I am a beta tester
Sup, motherfuckers. I'm Coldsteel the Hedgeheg, the Baddest Ass alive.
I love hurting people, hot girls with big boobs who are sluts, Nine Inch Nails (the band), Jinco Jeans, knives, motorcycles, skulls, darkness, and purple.
I hate niceness, levis, Kevin Robinson from school fuck you kevin stop showin everyone my fucking deviantart you peace of shit, trent razner, short nails, khaoskid663, life, airplane randy that lying dickhead, my dad, and football.
Tags cause that's why you fucking do, I guess:
@ze-little-german-girl-offical @eggman-eggpire-offical @egg-offical @official-sonic-the-hedgehog @official-classic-sonic @rick-the-hamster @just-an-ordinary-fox @quake-ranger-offical @doomguy-offical @hl1-freeman @hlof-shephard @webber-da-spider @chrisberi2 @refractory-facsimiles @grounders-wife-official @megatron-offical @fem-skywarp-offical @optimus-prime-offical @pink-dr-mario @pink-venti @quake-ranger-offical @officalv1posting @offical-fanartist-offical @laciffo-natas @satan-offical @victim-number-1 @mario-bounty-hunter @luigi-bounty-hunter @mcballyhoo-bounty-hunter @incorrect-deadly-six-lore @sm64mario @sm64-luigi @deadpool-the-best-offical @decepticons-offical @villain-offical @villain-deku-offical
[OOC below]
It’s a pleasure to meet you new friend.
Yeah, tbanks. War and murder is badass.
yeah it is. You truly are badass
Hell yeah. Thanks.
Sup, motherfuckers. I'm Coldsteel the Hedgeheg, the Baddest Ass alive.
I love hurting people, hot girls with big boobs who are sluts, Nine Inch Nails (the band), Jinco Jeans, knives, motorcycles, skulls, darkness, and purple.
I hate niceness, levis, Kevin Robinson from school fuck you kevin stop showin everyone my fucking deviantart you peace of shit, trent razner, short nails, khaoskid663, life, airplane randy that lying dickhead, my dad, and football.
Tags cause that's why you fucking do, I guess:
@ze-little-german-girl-offical @eggman-eggpire-offical @egg-offical @official-sonic-the-hedgehog @official-classic-sonic @rick-the-hamster @just-an-ordinary-fox @quake-ranger-offical @doomguy-offical @hl1-freeman @hlof-shephard @webber-da-spider @chrisberi2 @refractory-facsimiles @grounders-wife-official @megatron-offical @fem-skywarp-offical @optimus-prime-offical @pink-dr-mario @pink-venti @quake-ranger-offical @officalv1posting @offical-fanartist-offical @laciffo-natas @satan-offical @victim-number-1 @mario-bounty-hunter @luigi-bounty-hunter @mcballyhoo-bounty-hunter @incorrect-deadly-six-lore @sm64mario @sm64-luigi @deadpool-the-best-offical @decepticons-offical @villain-offical @villain-deku-offical
[OOC below]
It’s a pleasure to meet you new friend.
Yeah, tbanks. War and murder is badass.
yeah it is. You truly are badass
Sup, motherfuckers. I'm Coldsteel the Hedgeheg, the Baddest Ass alive.
I love hurting people, hot girls with big boobs who are sluts, Nine Inch Nails (the band), Jinco Jeans, knives, motorcycles, skulls, darkness, and purple.
I hate niceness, levis, Kevin Robinson from school fuck you kevin stop showin everyone my fucking deviantart you peace of shit, trent razner, short nails, khaoskid663, life, airplane randy that lying dickhead, my dad, and football.
Tags cause that's why you fucking do, I guess:
@ze-little-german-girl-offical @eggman-eggpire-offical @egg-offical @official-sonic-the-hedgehog @official-classic-sonic @rick-the-hamster @just-an-ordinary-fox @quake-ranger-offical @doomguy-offical @hl1-freeman @hlof-shephard @webber-da-spider @chrisberi2 @refractory-facsimiles @grounders-wife-official @megatron-offical @fem-skywarp-offical @optimus-prime-offical @pink-dr-mario @pink-venti @quake-ranger-offical @officalv1posting @offical-fanartist-offical @laciffo-natas @satan-offical @victim-number-1 @mario-bounty-hunter @luigi-bounty-hunter @mcballyhoo-bounty-hunter @incorrect-deadly-six-lore @sm64mario @sm64-luigi @deadpool-the-best-offical @decepticons-offical @villain-offical @villain-deku-offical
[OOC below]
It’s a pleasure to meet you new friend.
More oc lore baby! And this time it’s about our favorite Zeti’s and Deadly Six members, Zayhem and Zarni!
Of course we start off with Zayhem, the jester of the group! They’re quite the insane one, well not as insane as Zazz is. Zayhem is one of those people that can really trick you with their appearance and attitude. Zayhem can be mellow and slightly friendly towards others, it’s just only a matter of time before the ticking bomb goes off and they go mad. They just love the thrill of their prey realizing that their in danger! Oh they love that chase! A Jester loves to make fun of their king!
Next up is Zarni herself! She’s quite the manipulative one! She’s also quite the card master as well, you never know what might be up her sleeve! Laying out card traps for her victims, she’s always in the shadows. Watching, waiting for the time to strike. She and Zayhem love to team up to hunt down their pray, joker cards are always there at the sight of the crime. She’s quite passively aggressive too, she won’t ever tell when she’s about to strike though. A good magician never tells their greatest secrets..
That’s all I have to share about them for now, folks! As always, the art is done by @incorrect-sonic-lore! Here’s more songs that I think fit them!
Mario is way better than Sonic
Did you know?
Mario is way better than Sonic.
You’re on thin ice, italian boy…
Try me, brother.
You wanna begin this war right now?
I'm done waiting.
You know what? I’ve been trying to be the nice sibling for WAAAAY too long just for you to get back and ruin everything again
Yes. This is war. Bring your worst, because you will regret ever coming to tumblr.
Really now, and I thought I was holding back.. ATTACK!
*The army floods in through the gates, breaking down the doors, as the carpet bombs land and explode.*
Heh… YOU FOOL! EVERYONE HAS BEEN EVACUATED.
NOW ATTACK MY ARMY!
*A flood of badniks defend against the attack*
Every lore blog, incorrect and correct…
I CALL OUT TO YOU TO TAKE DOWN THIS CRIMINAL
And make him pay for what he’s done years ago…
WE GOT THIS, TOADS!
*The toads defend, as they beat the skulls of the badniks, as the Toads eat superstars, and powerups, as they begin rushing towards the badniks, destroying them with fireballs, and tail spins.*
@incorrect-sonic-lore may I?
(Well you better hurry UP they’re beating our badniks’ ass-)
*Explosion*
SHIT THEY’RE DESTROYING EVERYTHING WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADNIKS
I told you we would win!
*The toads throw power-star energized bombs, as they cause massive explosions to the castle, and the skeleton army.*
ITALIANS FOREVER!
SHIT- o-ok! Ok! I can… I can still solve this! I can always solve this!
@notnecessarily-correct-lore-lore deplot the Metal Sonic copies and search for some spell that actually does SOMETHING!
WANT ME TO DEPLOY ALL OF THE FIRE CACTUSES AND THE SANDWING ARMY @incorrect-sonic-lore?! WE HAVE A LOT OF SANDWINGS
YES DEPLOY EVERYTHING! that Italian has to DIE!
Go my army of terecotta men
A-HAH! YES LETS GO! Now there’s no way that italian boy will make it out alive…
Pathetic.
I had a plan, didn't you know?
*Copies of Mario and Luigi with power stars flood in, defeating the army brutally, in this state, they are uncontrollable and not easily manipulated.*
(it emerges again with a motorcycle of bone and magic, as every threat to it gets turned threatening)
(every mario and Luigi copy it gets close to immediately loses their power stars)
Deploy the fire cactuses.
ITS GONNA BE RAINING NATURAL BOMBS @incorrect-mario-lore
Hah.
*Backups appear, as they ambush them, destroying every castle and building in sight, as they begin killing their soldier's.*
(the backups turn into sets of 3 kobolds in trenchcoats, that start attacking the original)
(meanwhile the skeleton steals all of the power stars)
*The copies immediately turn back, as they begin slaughtering the skeletons, chopping them up into bones.*
*Until, bombs fall down from the sky, landing on the skeletons, and blowing up effectively anything left of the castle.*
Good I'm winning..
(the copies immediately decay into new skeletons as the bombs seem to un blow up, and the originals get grabbed by the skeletal motorcycle into a portal, of which the lich also goes into, and closes it behind it and them)
I didn't want to have to destroy, such a waste of precious life.
Pathetic.
*Suddenly, Italianified hedgehogs run out a portal, spin dashing into the army, as I grab my Italian sword, and get ready to battle with incorrect sonic lore.*
I have been waiting a long time for this..
*The Italian hedgehogs immediately destroy the skeletons to meer dust.*
(it seems to change form into a rapidly decaying form of incorrect sonic lore, with all the decay, including the italianized hedgehogs, forming into a sword)
... Don't say I didn't warn you...
(it teleports away)
If I have to get through you to kill my brother.. then I must make you lifeless in order to do so..
*I grab my Italian sword, as it powers up into flaming sword of doom.*
Here I come, brother @incorrect-sonic-lore..
*I stand above the clouds, looking down at the carnage in mild disdain*
You really had to be such a drama king, didn’t you? Always so eager for attention, can’t stand to see me be the main character for once… how pitiful…
*My royal advisor is keeping him distracted… Good, I can’t be bothered to deal with him, maybe eventually he’ll just get tired and leave…*
…???
*Suddenly, a spark of fire arrises from below the clouds*
Wha-…?
*The fire spreads, circling you in. I land down on one of the clouds.*
A fight to the death, once and for all.
I've destroyed your army
I've severed their heads.
Now come fight me like a real man would, brother.
*I raise my flaming sword.*
I'll finish this.
Ah… tsk, tsk, tsk… couldn’t have this been solved by a game of chess…?
*I scoff ironically, of course that couldn’t happen, it was just good to think of a world where things were a little easier…*
*Thick, cold Metal materializes from the clouds below me, wrapping around my arm like vines until shaping itself into a sharp, cobalt, plasma sword. I rise the sword at you*
Come on, italian man… Let’s just get this over with
I rush at him, upper cutting him into the air, then as I grab his leg, and slam him into the ground, as I do a barrage of punches.
Come at me.
*I land against the clouds with a dry thunp. At least the clouds soften up my fall… If not for the barrage of punches coming at me*
*After regaining some momentum, I kick him out of me, and from my blade a storm of magical spears fall down into him. They didn’t had a very good aim, but it was a good enough distraction while I recover from the punches*
*I sidestep, as I grab his arm, then make his face hit the metal part of the sword brutally, causing his face to bleed,as I then grabbed him by his hair and did a brutal punch into his gut.*
Don't you see now?
*Cough*… *cough*… S-see what? That you’re the same as always? That- *cough*… That you’re so… proud of yourself for making everything worse for everyone…?
*Stabbing my sword into the cloud, it evaporates into nothing, making him fall as I remain on the sky with my wings, barely, since the loss of blood is messing up with my balance*
*I equip a tanooki leaf, as I fly back up. I grab him by the neck, choking him, as I held him up.*
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE CAUSED!!
LOOK AT WHAT YOUR KINGDOM HAS BECOME!
*I made him face the burning remains of his army, his castle, his family.*
I didn't want to do this!
BUT YOU MADE ME DO IT!
*I started repeatedly punching him, as I held him by the neck.*
*I let him punch me for a little longer while the energy blast from my sword charges. After some seconds, the energy explodes at his direction, making both of us stumble backwards*
Bah, you’re NOT making me feel guilty for the people YOU’VE killed! You are NOT making a villain out of me… No, never
*With a snap of my fingers, the seven chaos emeralds emerges from the ground, positioning themselves in pedestals and charging with energy. The sky is turning a sickly red color…*
Is this what you wanted?! We’re both going to die now! Everyone important has been evacuated… So I don’t care anymore! Attack! Punch! Let’s see of what use that’s for you when we’re both evaporated to a plump!!
YOUR NO BETTER THAN ME!
You ATTACKED ME! YOU WENT ALONG WITH IT!
I'll MAKE SURE YOUR NOTHING BUT DUST!
*I summon the 9 powerstars, as I power up into Powerstar IML.*
I'LL CRUSH YOU!
*I grabbed him by his head, as I dragged his head across the ground, then slamming his skull upwards, causing a brutal fracture, as I grab him by his legs, and throw him across.*
*The chaos emeralds all fly at my direction, pushing him back and turns me super*
*I don’t attack, not yet. I’m still catching my breath*
Sega was right about you… I didn’t wanted to believe it. I thought “surely this is all Nintendo’s doing”… but you….
*I directly spindash unto his stomach, then jump back and do it again*
AT THE LOWEST MOMENT OF MY FRANCHISE YOU WENT ALONG WITH THEM!! YOU POWER HUNGRY FUCKER! Then… Then something good happens to me ONCE and THIS is how you react!? Congratulations, Mario! There’ll be no more videogames wars anymore!
*The sky turns from red to pitch black, the earth itself starting to shatter*
Say goodbye to peach, luigi, whoever else is in your stupid group! There’ll be no more videogames war because there will BE NO VIDEO GAMES AT ALL!!
YOU FUCKING TRAITOR!
WE USED TO BE BROTHERS!!
*I punched him brutally, sending him back.*
BUT NO!
You left our brothership for a STUPID FAMILY!
I was your ORIGINAL FAMILY!
*I then grabbed him by his ear, and blasted his multiple times, before chucking a ball of energy at his face, causing it explode, and leaving him bloody, and injured heavily.*
*I lay on the floor. Bleeding down and limp... But somehow I get enough force to chuckle. I'm laughing. Laughing uncontrollably...*
You're... Really that much of an idiot...
*The chaos emeralds fly out of me into the the sky... Then, a countdown appears above*
See that? Soon nothing will matter... Nothing will... *cough* matter at all...
... What are you waiting for? Kill me like you've always wanted to... At least let me hear the real you one last time. No more "family" bullshit... You just wanted me out of the way... So just... *cough*... So just say how much I never mattered to you, even in the good times... *cough*... Say it, coward...
*He breaks down in tears. As he raises his sword of fire.*
I never wanted to do this..
I just wanted us to be together as a family..
Why must you make me do this!?
I just wanted us to have something together!
*Cough*... Something together...? I wanted to have something together... You... Couldn't think of having a change of mind a little before...?
*The more I cough, the more the sky itself shatters. It's starting to tear into pieces, reality itself cracking under the pressure of the emeralds*
I'm sorry brother..
I.. can't do this.
*I dropped the fire sword, as I break down, and hug him.*
I went too far.. I was just so caught up in anger that I didn't realize what I did..
I didn't want to do this..
Now.. reality will end unless one of us sacrifices eachother.. and i.. must take that choice..
*Cough*... What? What are you doing!? I'm already half dead! Sacrifice me instead, this... This is all my fault. That thing will destroy reality and because of what? I was just... Jealous. You kept winning it all and- *cough* and I took it as a... Personal attack... How stupid...
Brother, don't get yourself punished for what I started
*I use the powerstars to slowly fix reality, as I begin to fade away.*
I'm sorry brother for all the pain I caused..
I'm a monster.
I have to do this to undo the pain I caused, you will not remember me.
I will be deleted from reality..
Goodbye, brother.
*As the world flashes a bright light, the world reboot beginning.*
Wait, no... NO! COME BACK HERE YOU-!
*I push myself off the ground, gathering all my strength to reach out to you. But-*
!!!
...
... Huh... Where am I...?
*There was a bright flash of light. It almost blinded me. I found myself... Somewhere... No, this was my house... The badniks and soldiers are around me, as id waiting for an order to war. But there's no war going on...*
Uuuh... *ejem* everyone! You... Go back home I guess, I have to clean up from...
*I look around in confusion. There's signs of a fight having been going on. Even trails of blood on the floor. But I'm unharmed. Nothing happened*
... Something
... What happened with the other...?
The other what?
The other one?
...shoot... I think the time space Continuum was screwed with a bit.
Considering that that's really the only difference, we should be fine...
(it mumbles a couple of phrases about time ghosts, but not much can be made out)
Sonic, do you remember anything? Skeleton, what’s going on?
The explanation will depend on how much you remember
I remember everything that’s happened. Now what’s going on with them? Why don’t they remember anything?
I mean, you probably aren't meant to, but essentially someone sacrificed themselves to the sands of time so the world wouldn't die.
How you do remember what is essentially an entirely different timeline, I don't know.
I don’t know either. I don’t even know how I exist in the first place actually or why I remember.
but that’s not the point. The point is that they don’t remember anything. Anything at all. The battle, the bloodshed. Anything..
This is essentially a different timeline where the plumber never existed
That was what the plumber did. But the pre war beginning still happened without any idea how because of the void left behind.
hmm. Is there any way to fix this or should we leave the world as it is?
I have no idea. Unless something big happens where we become able to counteract the emeralds without sacrificing one so powerful, then maybe. We'd essentially need to be able to stitch the world together with the way it all happened.
should we just leave then? Go home and deal with the aftermath? I’m just confused and conflicted really
Everyone go home. I don't know what fight just happened but... Uuuh... Get some rest?
*sigh* okay, get some rest Sonic. You need it.
we all need it
Mario is way better than Sonic
Did you know?
Mario is way better than Sonic.
You’re on thin ice, italian boy…
Try me, brother.
You wanna begin this war right now?
I'm done waiting.
You know what? I’ve been trying to be the nice sibling for WAAAAY too long just for you to get back and ruin everything again
Yes. This is war. Bring your worst, because you will regret ever coming to tumblr.
Really now, and I thought I was holding back.. ATTACK!
*The army floods in through the gates, breaking down the doors, as the carpet bombs land and explode.*
Heh… YOU FOOL! EVERYONE HAS BEEN EVACUATED.
NOW ATTACK MY ARMY!
*A flood of badniks defend against the attack*
Every lore blog, incorrect and correct…
I CALL OUT TO YOU TO TAKE DOWN THIS CRIMINAL
And make him pay for what he’s done years ago…
WE GOT THIS, TOADS!
*The toads defend, as they beat the skulls of the badniks, as the Toads eat superstars, and powerups, as they begin rushing towards the badniks, destroying them with fireballs, and tail spins.*
@incorrect-sonic-lore may I?
(Well you better hurry UP they’re beating our badniks’ ass-)
*Explosion*
SHIT THEY’RE DESTROYING EVERYTHING WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADNIKS
I told you we would win!
*The toads throw power-star energized bombs, as they cause massive explosions to the castle, and the skeleton army.*
ITALIANS FOREVER!
SHIT- o-ok! Ok! I can… I can still solve this! I can always solve this!
@notnecessarily-correct-lore-lore deplot the Metal Sonic copies and search for some spell that actually does SOMETHING!
WANT ME TO DEPLOY ALL OF THE FIRE CACTUSES AND THE SANDWING ARMY @incorrect-sonic-lore?! WE HAVE A LOT OF SANDWINGS
YES DEPLOY EVERYTHING! that Italian has to DIE!
Go my army of terecotta men
A-HAH! YES LETS GO! Now there’s no way that italian boy will make it out alive…
Pathetic.
I had a plan, didn't you know?
*Copies of Mario and Luigi with power stars flood in, defeating the army brutally, in this state, they are uncontrollable and not easily manipulated.*
(it emerges again with a motorcycle of bone and magic, as every threat to it gets turned threatening)
(every mario and Luigi copy it gets close to immediately loses their power stars)
Deploy the fire cactuses.
ITS GONNA BE RAINING NATURAL BOMBS @incorrect-mario-lore
Hah.
*Backups appear, as they ambush them, destroying every castle and building in sight, as they begin killing their soldier's.*
(the backups turn into sets of 3 kobolds in trenchcoats, that start attacking the original)
(meanwhile the skeleton steals all of the power stars)
*The copies immediately turn back, as they begin slaughtering the skeletons, chopping them up into bones.*
*Until, bombs fall down from the sky, landing on the skeletons, and blowing up effectively anything left of the castle.*
Good I'm winning..
(the copies immediately decay into new skeletons as the bombs seem to un blow up, and the originals get grabbed by the skeletal motorcycle into a portal, of which the lich also goes into, and closes it behind it and them)
I didn't want to have to destroy, such a waste of precious life.
Pathetic.
*Suddenly, Italianified hedgehogs run out a portal, spin dashing into the army, as I grab my Italian sword, and get ready to battle with incorrect sonic lore.*
I have been waiting a long time for this..
*The Italian hedgehogs immediately destroy the skeletons to meer dust.*
(it seems to change form into a rapidly decaying form of incorrect sonic lore, with all the decay, including the italianized hedgehogs, forming into a sword)
... Don't say I didn't warn you...
(it teleports away)
If I have to get through you to kill my brother.. then I must make you lifeless in order to do so..
*I grab my Italian sword, as it powers up into flaming sword of doom.*
Here I come, brother @incorrect-sonic-lore..
*I stand above the clouds, looking down at the carnage in mild disdain*
You really had to be such a drama king, didn’t you? Always so eager for attention, can’t stand to see me be the main character for once… how pitiful…
*My royal advisor is keeping him distracted… Good, I can’t be bothered to deal with him, maybe eventually he’ll just get tired and leave…*
…???
*Suddenly, a spark of fire arrises from below the clouds*
Wha-…?
*The fire spreads, circling you in. I land down on one of the clouds.*
A fight to the death, once and for all.
I've destroyed your army
I've severed their heads.
Now come fight me like a real man would, brother.
*I raise my flaming sword.*
I'll finish this.
Ah… tsk, tsk, tsk… couldn’t have this been solved by a game of chess…?
*I scoff ironically, of course that couldn’t happen, it was just good to think of a world where things were a little easier…*
*Thick, cold Metal materializes from the clouds below me, wrapping around my arm like vines until shaping itself into a sharp, cobalt, plasma sword. I rise the sword at you*
Come on, italian man… Let’s just get this over with
I rush at him, upper cutting him into the air, then as I grab his leg, and slam him into the ground, as I do a barrage of punches.
Come at me.
*I land against the clouds with a dry thunp. At least the clouds soften up my fall… If not for the barrage of punches coming at me*
*After regaining some momentum, I kick him out of me, and from my blade a storm of magical spears fall down into him. They didn’t had a very good aim, but it was a good enough distraction while I recover from the punches*
*I sidestep, as I grab his arm, then make his face hit the metal part of the sword brutally, causing his face to bleed,as I then grabbed him by his hair and did a brutal punch into his gut.*
Don't you see now?
*Cough*… *cough*… S-see what? That you’re the same as always? That- *cough*… That you’re so… proud of yourself for making everything worse for everyone…?
*Stabbing my sword into the cloud, it evaporates into nothing, making him fall as I remain on the sky with my wings, barely, since the loss of blood is messing up with my balance*
*I equip a tanooki leaf, as I fly back up. I grab him by the neck, choking him, as I held him up.*
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE CAUSED!!
LOOK AT WHAT YOUR KINGDOM HAS BECOME!
*I made him face the burning remains of his army, his castle, his family.*
I didn't want to do this!
BUT YOU MADE ME DO IT!
*I started repeatedly punching him, as I held him by the neck.*
*I let him punch me for a little longer while the energy blast from my sword charges. After some seconds, the energy explodes at his direction, making both of us stumble backwards*
Bah, you’re NOT making me feel guilty for the people YOU’VE killed! You are NOT making a villain out of me… No, never
*With a snap of my fingers, the seven chaos emeralds emerges from the ground, positioning themselves in pedestals and charging with energy. The sky is turning a sickly red color…*
Is this what you wanted?! We’re both going to die now! Everyone important has been evacuated… So I don’t care anymore! Attack! Punch! Let’s see of what use that’s for you when we’re both evaporated to a plump!!
YOUR NO BETTER THAN ME!
You ATTACKED ME! YOU WENT ALONG WITH IT!
I'll MAKE SURE YOUR NOTHING BUT DUST!
*I summon the 9 powerstars, as I power up into Powerstar IML.*
I'LL CRUSH YOU!
*I grabbed him by his head, as I dragged his head across the ground, then slamming his skull upwards, causing a brutal fracture, as I grab him by his legs, and throw him across.*
*The chaos emeralds all fly at my direction, pushing him back and turns me super*
*I don’t attack, not yet. I’m still catching my breath*
Sega was right about you… I didn’t wanted to believe it. I thought “surely this is all Nintendo’s doing”… but you….
*I directly spindash unto his stomach, then jump back and do it again*
AT THE LOWEST MOMENT OF MY FRANCHISE YOU WENT ALONG WITH THEM!! YOU POWER HUNGRY FUCKER! Then… Then something good happens to me ONCE and THIS is how you react!? Congratulations, Mario! There’ll be no more videogames wars anymore!
*The sky turns from red to pitch black, the earth itself starting to shatter*
Say goodbye to peach, luigi, whoever else is in your stupid group! There’ll be no more videogames war because there will BE NO VIDEO GAMES AT ALL!!
YOU FUCKING TRAITOR!
WE USED TO BE BROTHERS!!
*I punched him brutally, sending him back.*
BUT NO!
You left our brothership for a STUPID FAMILY!
I was your ORIGINAL FAMILY!
*I then grabbed him by his ear, and blasted his multiple times, before chucking a ball of energy at his face, causing it explode, and leaving him bloody, and injured heavily.*
*I lay on the floor. Bleeding down and limp... But somehow I get enough force to chuckle. I'm laughing. Laughing uncontrollably...*
You're... Really that much of an idiot...
*The chaos emeralds fly out of me into the the sky... Then, a countdown appears above*
See that? Soon nothing will matter... Nothing will... *cough* matter at all...
... What are you waiting for? Kill me like you've always wanted to... At least let me hear the real you one last time. No more "family" bullshit... You just wanted me out of the way... So just... *cough*... So just say how much I never mattered to you, even in the good times... *cough*... Say it, coward...
*He breaks down in tears. As he raises his sword of fire.*
I never wanted to do this..
I just wanted us to be together as a family..
Why must you make me do this!?
I just wanted us to have something together!
*Cough*... Something together...? I wanted to have something together... You... Couldn't think of having a change of mind a little before...?
*The more I cough, the more the sky itself shatters. It's starting to tear into pieces, reality itself cracking under the pressure of the emeralds*
I'm sorry brother..
I.. can't do this.
*I dropped the fire sword, as I break down, and hug him.*
I went too far.. I was just so caught up in anger that I didn't realize what I did..
I didn't want to do this..
Now.. reality will end unless one of us sacrifices eachother.. and i.. must take that choice..
*Cough*... What? What are you doing!? I'm already half dead! Sacrifice me instead, this... This is all my fault. That thing will destroy reality and because of what? I was just... Jealous. You kept winning it all and- *cough* and I took it as a... Personal attack... How stupid...
Brother, don't get yourself punished for what I started
*I use the powerstars to slowly fix reality, as I begin to fade away.*
I'm sorry brother for all the pain I caused..
I'm a monster.
I have to do this to undo the pain I caused, you will not remember me.
I will be deleted from reality..
Goodbye, brother.
*As the world flashes a bright light, the world reboot beginning.*
Wait, no... NO! COME BACK HERE YOU-!
*I push myself off the ground, gathering all my strength to reach out to you. But-*
!!!
...
... Huh... Where am I...?
*There was a bright flash of light. It almost blinded me. I found myself... Somewhere... No, this was my house... The badniks and soldiers are around me, as id waiting for an order to war. But there's no war going on...*
Uuuh... *ejem* everyone! You... Go back home I guess, I have to clean up from...
*I look around in confusion. There's signs of a fight having been going on. Even trails of blood on the floor. But I'm unharmed. Nothing happened*
... Something
... What happened with the other...?
The other what?
The other one?
...shoot... I think the time space Continuum was screwed with a bit.
Considering that that's really the only difference, we should be fine...
(it mumbles a couple of phrases about time ghosts, but not much can be made out)
Sonic, do you remember anything? Skeleton, what’s going on?
The explanation will depend on how much you remember
I remember everything that’s happened. Now what’s going on with them? Why don’t they remember anything?
I mean, you probably aren't meant to, but essentially someone sacrificed themselves to the sands of time so the world wouldn't die.
How you do remember what is essentially an entirely different timeline, I don't know.
I don’t know either. I don’t even know how I exist in the first place actually or why I remember.
but that’s not the point. The point is that they don’t remember anything. Anything at all. The battle, the bloodshed. Anything..
This is essentially a different timeline where the plumber never existed
That was what the plumber did. But the pre war beginning still happened without any idea how because of the void left behind.
hmm. Is there any way to fix this or should we leave the world as it is?
I have no idea. Unless something big happens where we become able to counteract the emeralds without sacrificing one so powerful, then maybe. We'd essentially need to be able to stitch the world together with the way it all happened.
should we just leave then? Go home and deal with the aftermath? I’m just confused and conflicted really
Mario is way better than Sonic
Did you know?
Mario is way better than Sonic.
You’re on thin ice, italian boy…
Try me, brother.
You wanna begin this war right now?
I'm done waiting.
You know what? I’ve been trying to be the nice sibling for WAAAAY too long just for you to get back and ruin everything again
Yes. This is war. Bring your worst, because you will regret ever coming to tumblr.
Really now, and I thought I was holding back.. ATTACK!
*The army floods in through the gates, breaking down the doors, as the carpet bombs land and explode.*
Heh… YOU FOOL! EVERYONE HAS BEEN EVACUATED.
NOW ATTACK MY ARMY!
*A flood of badniks defend against the attack*
Every lore blog, incorrect and correct…
I CALL OUT TO YOU TO TAKE DOWN THIS CRIMINAL
And make him pay for what he’s done years ago…
WE GOT THIS, TOADS!
*The toads defend, as they beat the skulls of the badniks, as the Toads eat superstars, and powerups, as they begin rushing towards the badniks, destroying them with fireballs, and tail spins.*
@incorrect-sonic-lore may I?
(Well you better hurry UP they’re beating our badniks’ ass-)
*Explosion*
SHIT THEY’RE DESTROYING EVERYTHING WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADNIKS
I told you we would win!
*The toads throw power-star energized bombs, as they cause massive explosions to the castle, and the skeleton army.*
ITALIANS FOREVER!
SHIT- o-ok! Ok! I can… I can still solve this! I can always solve this!
@notnecessarily-correct-lore-lore deplot the Metal Sonic copies and search for some spell that actually does SOMETHING!
WANT ME TO DEPLOY ALL OF THE FIRE CACTUSES AND THE SANDWING ARMY @incorrect-sonic-lore?! WE HAVE A LOT OF SANDWINGS
YES DEPLOY EVERYTHING! that Italian has to DIE!
Go my army of terecotta men
A-HAH! YES LETS GO! Now there’s no way that italian boy will make it out alive…
Pathetic.
I had a plan, didn't you know?
*Copies of Mario and Luigi with power stars flood in, defeating the army brutally, in this state, they are uncontrollable and not easily manipulated.*
(it emerges again with a motorcycle of bone and magic, as every threat to it gets turned threatening)
(every mario and Luigi copy it gets close to immediately loses their power stars)
Deploy the fire cactuses.
ITS GONNA BE RAINING NATURAL BOMBS @incorrect-mario-lore
Hah.
*Backups appear, as they ambush them, destroying every castle and building in sight, as they begin killing their soldier's.*
(the backups turn into sets of 3 kobolds in trenchcoats, that start attacking the original)
(meanwhile the skeleton steals all of the power stars)
*The copies immediately turn back, as they begin slaughtering the skeletons, chopping them up into bones.*
*Until, bombs fall down from the sky, landing on the skeletons, and blowing up effectively anything left of the castle.*
Good I'm winning..
(the copies immediately decay into new skeletons as the bombs seem to un blow up, and the originals get grabbed by the skeletal motorcycle into a portal, of which the lich also goes into, and closes it behind it and them)
I didn't want to have to destroy, such a waste of precious life.
Pathetic.
*Suddenly, Italianified hedgehogs run out a portal, spin dashing into the army, as I grab my Italian sword, and get ready to battle with incorrect sonic lore.*
I have been waiting a long time for this..
*The Italian hedgehogs immediately destroy the skeletons to meer dust.*
(it seems to change form into a rapidly decaying form of incorrect sonic lore, with all the decay, including the italianized hedgehogs, forming into a sword)
... Don't say I didn't warn you...
(it teleports away)
If I have to get through you to kill my brother.. then I must make you lifeless in order to do so..
*I grab my Italian sword, as it powers up into flaming sword of doom.*
Here I come, brother @incorrect-sonic-lore..
*I stand above the clouds, looking down at the carnage in mild disdain*
You really had to be such a drama king, didn’t you? Always so eager for attention, can’t stand to see me be the main character for once… how pitiful…
*My royal advisor is keeping him distracted… Good, I can’t be bothered to deal with him, maybe eventually he’ll just get tired and leave…*
…???
*Suddenly, a spark of fire arrises from below the clouds*
Wha-…?
*The fire spreads, circling you in. I land down on one of the clouds.*
A fight to the death, once and for all.
I've destroyed your army
I've severed their heads.
Now come fight me like a real man would, brother.
*I raise my flaming sword.*
I'll finish this.
Ah… tsk, tsk, tsk… couldn’t have this been solved by a game of chess…?
*I scoff ironically, of course that couldn’t happen, it was just good to think of a world where things were a little easier…*
*Thick, cold Metal materializes from the clouds below me, wrapping around my arm like vines until shaping itself into a sharp, cobalt, plasma sword. I rise the sword at you*
Come on, italian man… Let’s just get this over with
I rush at him, upper cutting him into the air, then as I grab his leg, and slam him into the ground, as I do a barrage of punches.
Come at me.
*I land against the clouds with a dry thunp. At least the clouds soften up my fall… If not for the barrage of punches coming at me*
*After regaining some momentum, I kick him out of me, and from my blade a storm of magical spears fall down into him. They didn’t had a very good aim, but it was a good enough distraction while I recover from the punches*
*I sidestep, as I grab his arm, then make his face hit the metal part of the sword brutally, causing his face to bleed,as I then grabbed him by his hair and did a brutal punch into his gut.*
Don't you see now?
*Cough*… *cough*… S-see what? That you’re the same as always? That- *cough*… That you’re so… proud of yourself for making everything worse for everyone…?
*Stabbing my sword into the cloud, it evaporates into nothing, making him fall as I remain on the sky with my wings, barely, since the loss of blood is messing up with my balance*
*I equip a tanooki leaf, as I fly back up. I grab him by the neck, choking him, as I held him up.*
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE CAUSED!!
LOOK AT WHAT YOUR KINGDOM HAS BECOME!
*I made him face the burning remains of his army, his castle, his family.*
I didn't want to do this!
BUT YOU MADE ME DO IT!
*I started repeatedly punching him, as I held him by the neck.*
*I let him punch me for a little longer while the energy blast from my sword charges. After some seconds, the energy explodes at his direction, making both of us stumble backwards*
Bah, you’re NOT making me feel guilty for the people YOU’VE killed! You are NOT making a villain out of me… No, never
*With a snap of my fingers, the seven chaos emeralds emerges from the ground, positioning themselves in pedestals and charging with energy. The sky is turning a sickly red color…*
Is this what you wanted?! We’re both going to die now! Everyone important has been evacuated… So I don’t care anymore! Attack! Punch! Let’s see of what use that’s for you when we’re both evaporated to a plump!!
YOUR NO BETTER THAN ME!
You ATTACKED ME! YOU WENT ALONG WITH IT!
I'll MAKE SURE YOUR NOTHING BUT DUST!
*I summon the 9 powerstars, as I power up into Powerstar IML.*
I'LL CRUSH YOU!
*I grabbed him by his head, as I dragged his head across the ground, then slamming his skull upwards, causing a brutal fracture, as I grab him by his legs, and throw him across.*
*The chaos emeralds all fly at my direction, pushing him back and turns me super*
*I don’t attack, not yet. I’m still catching my breath*
Sega was right about you… I didn’t wanted to believe it. I thought “surely this is all Nintendo’s doing”… but you….
*I directly spindash unto his stomach, then jump back and do it again*
AT THE LOWEST MOMENT OF MY FRANCHISE YOU WENT ALONG WITH THEM!! YOU POWER HUNGRY FUCKER! Then… Then something good happens to me ONCE and THIS is how you react!? Congratulations, Mario! There’ll be no more videogames wars anymore!
*The sky turns from red to pitch black, the earth itself starting to shatter*
Say goodbye to peach, luigi, whoever else is in your stupid group! There’ll be no more videogames war because there will BE NO VIDEO GAMES AT ALL!!
YOU FUCKING TRAITOR!
WE USED TO BE BROTHERS!!
*I punched him brutally, sending him back.*
BUT NO!
You left our brothership for a STUPID FAMILY!
I was your ORIGINAL FAMILY!
*I then grabbed him by his ear, and blasted his multiple times, before chucking a ball of energy at his face, causing it explode, and leaving him bloody, and injured heavily.*
*I lay on the floor. Bleeding down and limp... But somehow I get enough force to chuckle. I'm laughing. Laughing uncontrollably...*
You're... Really that much of an idiot...
*The chaos emeralds fly out of me into the the sky... Then, a countdown appears above*
See that? Soon nothing will matter... Nothing will... *cough* matter at all...
... What are you waiting for? Kill me like you've always wanted to... At least let me hear the real you one last time. No more "family" bullshit... You just wanted me out of the way... So just... *cough*... So just say how much I never mattered to you, even in the good times... *cough*... Say it, coward...
*He breaks down in tears. As he raises his sword of fire.*
I never wanted to do this..
I just wanted us to be together as a family..
Why must you make me do this!?
I just wanted us to have something together!
*Cough*... Something together...? I wanted to have something together... You... Couldn't think of having a change of mind a little before...?
*The more I cough, the more the sky itself shatters. It's starting to tear into pieces, reality itself cracking under the pressure of the emeralds*
I'm sorry brother..
I.. can't do this.
*I dropped the fire sword, as I break down, and hug him.*
I went too far.. I was just so caught up in anger that I didn't realize what I did..
I didn't want to do this..
Now.. reality will end unless one of us sacrifices eachother.. and i.. must take that choice..
*Cough*... What? What are you doing!? I'm already half dead! Sacrifice me instead, this... This is all my fault. That thing will destroy reality and because of what? I was just... Jealous. You kept winning it all and- *cough* and I took it as a... Personal attack... How stupid...
Brother, don't get yourself punished for what I started
*I use the powerstars to slowly fix reality, as I begin to fade away.*
I'm sorry brother for all the pain I caused..
I'm a monster.
I have to do this to undo the pain I caused, you will not remember me.
I will be deleted from reality..
Goodbye, brother.
*As the world flashes a bright light, the world reboot beginning.*
Wait, no... NO! COME BACK HERE YOU-!
*I push myself off the ground, gathering all my strength to reach out to you. But-*
!!!
...
... Huh... Where am I...?
*There was a bright flash of light. It almost blinded me. I found myself... Somewhere... No, this was my house... The badniks and soldiers are around me, as id waiting for an order to war. But there's no war going on...*
Uuuh... *ejem* everyone! You... Go back home I guess, I have to clean up from...
*I look around in confusion. There's signs of a fight having been going on. Even trails of blood on the floor. But I'm unharmed. Nothing happened*
... Something
... What happened with the other...?
The other what?
The other one?
...shoot... I think the time space Continuum was screwed with a bit.
Considering that that's really the only difference, we should be fine...
(it mumbles a couple of phrases about time ghosts, but not much can be made out)
Sonic, do you remember anything? Skeleton, what’s going on?
The explanation will depend on how much you remember
I remember everything that’s happened. Now what’s going on with them? Why don’t they remember anything?
I mean, you probably aren't meant to, but essentially someone sacrificed themselves to the sands of time so the world wouldn't die.
How you do remember what is essentially an entirely different timeline, I don't know.
I don’t know either. I don’t even know how I exist in the first place actually or why I remember.
but that’s not the point. The point is that they don’t remember anything. Anything at all. The battle, the bloodshed. Anything..
This is essentially a different timeline where the plumber never existed
That was what the plumber did. But the pre war beginning still happened without any idea how because of the void left behind.
hmm. Is there any way to fix this or should we leave the world as it is?
Mario is way better than Sonic
Did you know?
Mario is way better than Sonic.
You’re on thin ice, italian boy…
Try me, brother.
You wanna begin this war right now?
I'm done waiting.
You know what? I’ve been trying to be the nice sibling for WAAAAY too long just for you to get back and ruin everything again
Yes. This is war. Bring your worst, because you will regret ever coming to tumblr.
Really now, and I thought I was holding back.. ATTACK!
*The army floods in through the gates, breaking down the doors, as the carpet bombs land and explode.*
Heh… YOU FOOL! EVERYONE HAS BEEN EVACUATED.
NOW ATTACK MY ARMY!
*A flood of badniks defend against the attack*
Every lore blog, incorrect and correct…
I CALL OUT TO YOU TO TAKE DOWN THIS CRIMINAL
And make him pay for what he’s done years ago…
WE GOT THIS, TOADS!
*The toads defend, as they beat the skulls of the badniks, as the Toads eat superstars, and powerups, as they begin rushing towards the badniks, destroying them with fireballs, and tail spins.*
@incorrect-sonic-lore may I?
(Well you better hurry UP they’re beating our badniks’ ass-)
*Explosion*
SHIT THEY’RE DESTROYING EVERYTHING WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADNIKS
I told you we would win!
*The toads throw power-star energized bombs, as they cause massive explosions to the castle, and the skeleton army.*
ITALIANS FOREVER!
SHIT- o-ok! Ok! I can… I can still solve this! I can always solve this!
@notnecessarily-correct-lore-lore deplot the Metal Sonic copies and search for some spell that actually does SOMETHING!
WANT ME TO DEPLOY ALL OF THE FIRE CACTUSES AND THE SANDWING ARMY @incorrect-sonic-lore?! WE HAVE A LOT OF SANDWINGS
YES DEPLOY EVERYTHING! that Italian has to DIE!
Go my army of terecotta men
A-HAH! YES LETS GO! Now there’s no way that italian boy will make it out alive…
Pathetic.
I had a plan, didn't you know?
*Copies of Mario and Luigi with power stars flood in, defeating the army brutally, in this state, they are uncontrollable and not easily manipulated.*
(it emerges again with a motorcycle of bone and magic, as every threat to it gets turned threatening)
(every mario and Luigi copy it gets close to immediately loses their power stars)
Deploy the fire cactuses.
ITS GONNA BE RAINING NATURAL BOMBS @incorrect-mario-lore
Hah.
*Backups appear, as they ambush them, destroying every castle and building in sight, as they begin killing their soldier's.*
(the backups turn into sets of 3 kobolds in trenchcoats, that start attacking the original)
(meanwhile the skeleton steals all of the power stars)
*The copies immediately turn back, as they begin slaughtering the skeletons, chopping them up into bones.*
*Until, bombs fall down from the sky, landing on the skeletons, and blowing up effectively anything left of the castle.*
Good I'm winning..
(the copies immediately decay into new skeletons as the bombs seem to un blow up, and the originals get grabbed by the skeletal motorcycle into a portal, of which the lich also goes into, and closes it behind it and them)
I didn't want to have to destroy, such a waste of precious life.
Pathetic.
*Suddenly, Italianified hedgehogs run out a portal, spin dashing into the army, as I grab my Italian sword, and get ready to battle with incorrect sonic lore.*
I have been waiting a long time for this..
*The Italian hedgehogs immediately destroy the skeletons to meer dust.*
(it seems to change form into a rapidly decaying form of incorrect sonic lore, with all the decay, including the italianized hedgehogs, forming into a sword)
... Don't say I didn't warn you...
(it teleports away)
If I have to get through you to kill my brother.. then I must make you lifeless in order to do so..
*I grab my Italian sword, as it powers up into flaming sword of doom.*
Here I come, brother @incorrect-sonic-lore..
*I stand above the clouds, looking down at the carnage in mild disdain*
You really had to be such a drama king, didn’t you? Always so eager for attention, can’t stand to see me be the main character for once… how pitiful…
*My royal advisor is keeping him distracted… Good, I can’t be bothered to deal with him, maybe eventually he’ll just get tired and leave…*
…???
*Suddenly, a spark of fire arrises from below the clouds*
Wha-…?
*The fire spreads, circling you in. I land down on one of the clouds.*
A fight to the death, once and for all.
I've destroyed your army
I've severed their heads.
Now come fight me like a real man would, brother.
*I raise my flaming sword.*
I'll finish this.
Ah… tsk, tsk, tsk… couldn’t have this been solved by a game of chess…?
*I scoff ironically, of course that couldn’t happen, it was just good to think of a world where things were a little easier…*
*Thick, cold Metal materializes from the clouds below me, wrapping around my arm like vines until shaping itself into a sharp, cobalt, plasma sword. I rise the sword at you*
Come on, italian man… Let’s just get this over with
I rush at him, upper cutting him into the air, then as I grab his leg, and slam him into the ground, as I do a barrage of punches.
Come at me.
*I land against the clouds with a dry thunp. At least the clouds soften up my fall… If not for the barrage of punches coming at me*
*After regaining some momentum, I kick him out of me, and from my blade a storm of magical spears fall down into him. They didn’t had a very good aim, but it was a good enough distraction while I recover from the punches*
*I sidestep, as I grab his arm, then make his face hit the metal part of the sword brutally, causing his face to bleed,as I then grabbed him by his hair and did a brutal punch into his gut.*
Don't you see now?
*Cough*… *cough*… S-see what? That you’re the same as always? That- *cough*… That you’re so… proud of yourself for making everything worse for everyone…?
*Stabbing my sword into the cloud, it evaporates into nothing, making him fall as I remain on the sky with my wings, barely, since the loss of blood is messing up with my balance*
*I equip a tanooki leaf, as I fly back up. I grab him by the neck, choking him, as I held him up.*
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE CAUSED!!
LOOK AT WHAT YOUR KINGDOM HAS BECOME!
*I made him face the burning remains of his army, his castle, his family.*
I didn't want to do this!
BUT YOU MADE ME DO IT!
*I started repeatedly punching him, as I held him by the neck.*
*I let him punch me for a little longer while the energy blast from my sword charges. After some seconds, the energy explodes at his direction, making both of us stumble backwards*
Bah, you’re NOT making me feel guilty for the people YOU’VE killed! You are NOT making a villain out of me… No, never
*With a snap of my fingers, the seven chaos emeralds emerges from the ground, positioning themselves in pedestals and charging with energy. The sky is turning a sickly red color…*
Is this what you wanted?! We’re both going to die now! Everyone important has been evacuated… So I don’t care anymore! Attack! Punch! Let’s see of what use that’s for you when we’re both evaporated to a plump!!
YOUR NO BETTER THAN ME!
You ATTACKED ME! YOU WENT ALONG WITH IT!
I'll MAKE SURE YOUR NOTHING BUT DUST!
*I summon the 9 powerstars, as I power up into Powerstar IML.*
I'LL CRUSH YOU!
*I grabbed him by his head, as I dragged his head across the ground, then slamming his skull upwards, causing a brutal fracture, as I grab him by his legs, and throw him across.*
*The chaos emeralds all fly at my direction, pushing him back and turns me super*
*I don’t attack, not yet. I’m still catching my breath*
Sega was right about you… I didn’t wanted to believe it. I thought “surely this is all Nintendo’s doing”… but you….
*I directly spindash unto his stomach, then jump back and do it again*
AT THE LOWEST MOMENT OF MY FRANCHISE YOU WENT ALONG WITH THEM!! YOU POWER HUNGRY FUCKER! Then… Then something good happens to me ONCE and THIS is how you react!? Congratulations, Mario! There’ll be no more videogames wars anymore!
*The sky turns from red to pitch black, the earth itself starting to shatter*
Say goodbye to peach, luigi, whoever else is in your stupid group! There’ll be no more videogames war because there will BE NO VIDEO GAMES AT ALL!!
YOU FUCKING TRAITOR!
WE USED TO BE BROTHERS!!
*I punched him brutally, sending him back.*
BUT NO!
You left our brothership for a STUPID FAMILY!
I was your ORIGINAL FAMILY!
*I then grabbed him by his ear, and blasted his multiple times, before chucking a ball of energy at his face, causing it explode, and leaving him bloody, and injured heavily.*
*I lay on the floor. Bleeding down and limp... But somehow I get enough force to chuckle. I'm laughing. Laughing uncontrollably...*
You're... Really that much of an idiot...
*The chaos emeralds fly out of me into the the sky... Then, a countdown appears above*
See that? Soon nothing will matter... Nothing will... *cough* matter at all...
... What are you waiting for? Kill me like you've always wanted to... At least let me hear the real you one last time. No more "family" bullshit... You just wanted me out of the way... So just... *cough*... So just say how much I never mattered to you, even in the good times... *cough*... Say it, coward...
*He breaks down in tears. As he raises his sword of fire.*
I never wanted to do this..
I just wanted us to be together as a family..
Why must you make me do this!?
I just wanted us to have something together!
*Cough*... Something together...? I wanted to have something together... You... Couldn't think of having a change of mind a little before...?
*The more I cough, the more the sky itself shatters. It's starting to tear into pieces, reality itself cracking under the pressure of the emeralds*
I'm sorry brother..
I.. can't do this.
*I dropped the fire sword, as I break down, and hug him.*
I went too far.. I was just so caught up in anger that I didn't realize what I did..
I didn't want to do this..
Now.. reality will end unless one of us sacrifices eachother.. and i.. must take that choice..
*Cough*... What? What are you doing!? I'm already half dead! Sacrifice me instead, this... This is all my fault. That thing will destroy reality and because of what? I was just... Jealous. You kept winning it all and- *cough* and I took it as a... Personal attack... How stupid...
Brother, don't get yourself punished for what I started
*I use the powerstars to slowly fix reality, as I begin to fade away.*
I'm sorry brother for all the pain I caused..
I'm a monster.
I have to do this to undo the pain I caused, you will not remember me.
I will be deleted from reality..
Goodbye, brother.
*As the world flashes a bright light, the world reboot beginning.*
Wait, no... NO! COME BACK HERE YOU-!
*I push myself off the ground, gathering all my strength to reach out to you. But-*
!!!
...
... Huh... Where am I...?
*There was a bright flash of light. It almost blinded me. I found myself... Somewhere... No, this was my house... The badniks and soldiers are around me, as id waiting for an order to war. But there's no war going on...*
Uuuh... *ejem* everyone! You... Go back home I guess, I have to clean up from...
*I look around in confusion. There's signs of a fight having been going on. Even trails of blood on the floor. But I'm unharmed. Nothing happened*
... Something
... What happened with the other...?
The other what?
The other one?
...shoot... I think the time space Continuum was screwed with a bit.
Considering that that's really the only difference, we should be fine...
(it mumbles a couple of phrases about time ghosts, but not much can be made out)
Sonic, do you remember anything? Skeleton, what’s going on?
The explanation will depend on how much you remember
I remember everything that’s happened. Now what’s going on with them? Why don’t they remember anything?
I mean, you probably aren't meant to, but essentially someone sacrificed themselves to the sands of time so the world wouldn't die.
How you do remember what is essentially an entirely different timeline, I don't know.
I don’t know either. I don’t even know how I exist in the first place actually or why I remember.
but that’s not the point. The point is that they don’t remember anything. Anything at all. The battle, the bloodshed. Anything..
