✨INTRO POST!
Blog runner: @maplethedarkshine
Sister blog: @unreal-sonic-archive for the art made for this blog
Cousin blog: @maple-art-requests
Evil uncle blog where I DON’T post Sonic: @not-sonic-lore
Everything shared here is a joke and blatant misinformation. But try to go along with it for the shits and giggles!
#real informative notes <- For fake news
#real leaks <-For fake leaks
#real lore <- For fake lore
#correct character analysis <- For character misscharacterization for the sake of a joke
#Real game development <- for fake game development facts
#real power scaling <- For fake powerscaling
#real lost characters <- for OCs we just pretend like they're real Canon characters
#Shipping slop <- For anything related to shipping if that’s something you want to avoid
#miscellaneous <- If I don’t know what else to tag it with but it still follows the blog gimmick
#Real contribution <- For fake information submitted by asks
#Real tips <- For fake advice for the games
#Crossover real notes <- For when the misinformation isn’t necessarily THAT related to Sonic but is still funny enough to add (This regarding submissions)
#Freaked up yumes <- for people to express their undying love to the Sonic characters/any ask that's considered yumeshipping
#Mod is projecting tf <- when I'm just casually telling you about my life through the characters I guess
#Almost a contribution <- for when the ask doesn't give a fact and I just make something tf up
Metal yuri <- for my yumeshipping wedding with Metal Sonic and Honey the Cat (don’t ask, it’s part of the blog lore)
#Unreality #Joke post <- Both just for clarification sake
#Out of gimmick <- For when the account is breaking the gimmick
#Suggestive <- If you want to avoid anything NSFW adjacent
#Discord contributions <- asks sent through our discord server
#Mod note <- For… Mod notes!
#Announcements <- For… Announcements…
Submit rules!!!
Any submissions that share actual correct lore/information will be dismissed. The more over the top and clearly fake the better!
Suggestive submissions will be allowed, but nothing ever straight up explicit. What is or isn’t too much for the blog I’ll determine case by case
Related to the last point. As of current years the Sonic character do not have ages anymore, so I won’t police the freakishness on that regard. The exception is characters that are clearly written as children (Think Tails, Cream, Sage, etc), anything even remotely suggestive involving them will be dismissed
You CAN insult the fictional characters on your submits, but if you’re disrespectful to real people your submission will be dismissed
Don’t bring proshipper discourse here. I don’t want to hear it. Which is why I won’t post about certain ships, I just don’t want the drama
Other rules!
Metal's pronouns: by popular vote, every time Metal Sonic is referred to in this blog, his pronouns will be randomized by a wheel sentence by sentence (refer to the wheel of pronouns post here). The only exception will be if 1# The ask is ABOUT pronouns, so changing them would make it so the ask doesn't make sense anymore. And 2# if the ask specifies they don't want the pronouns changed. If you don't want the pronouns changed for your post, please specify on the ask! Otherwise I WILL randomize them.
If you go to my dms and just say "hi" without explaining what you want I'll just block you and assume you're a bot. Want to say something? Say it without greetings.
Don't send submissions to my dms. If asks are closed, it's not by mistake, I'm simply not taking submissions at the moment
Also OC roleplay accounts: @saviorthe-hedgehog // @sebastianmarkocool0789 @sugar-and-spice-but-never-nice @shine-the-ferret @lesbianpurplehegie @agent-shrub-the-ermine @idwboposting @comb-the-cat @tonythetramenginereal @yellowloverxxx22xxx (these I don’t manage but they’re still cool af) and unfortunately he also got a blog @cocaine-the-chao
