Incorrect Kid Icarus Uprising

Yeah I got bored of this lol

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By the way I don't post on this blog anymore but I still do kid icarus stuff on @occasional-pyrrhon so to anyone still following or ppl who come across this blog check that out I draw him every second of every day becase I have autism n adhd

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Hades: See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh!

Palutena: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.

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Pit: Wait, there’s an application to join the underworld? 

Red Hewdraw: Of course!

Blue Hewdraw: Anyone can become a villain for the low, low price of 49.99 a month!

Pit: ...so, there's no skill requirement to enlist...

Purple Hewdraw: WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?

Pit, panicked: N-nothing! I just thought that seemed like a pretty lofty membership fee!

Red Hewdraw: I KNOW, RIGHT!? IT’S MORE THAN MY ENTIRE ALLOWANCE!!!

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Palutena: Cheer up, Pit! At least you’re not on fire!

Pit: …That’s the best compliment you could come up with?

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Underworld Game Night

Medusa, reading a pamphlet: “Follow these rules to keep the game fun.”

Medusa: “Number 1: treat others how you want to be treated.”

Medusa: Hey Hades?

Hades: Hm?

Medusa: Fuck you.

Hades: Suck my dick.

Medusa: *checks Number 1 off the list*

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Pit: I don’t know if I can survive this, Palutena!

Palutena: Listen, Pit. If you die...

Palutena: …

Pit: …

Palutena: …Alright, good luck!

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Pandora: You see, it occurred to me that what I should REALLY be doing is fighting fire with fire. And by "fire", I mean Pit. And by "fire", I ALSO mean Pit.

Pandora: It occurred to me while I was on fire.

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Hades: New Years eve, New Year’s me.

Hades: *Throws a slice of cheese at Pit’s head* Ha, gottem!

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Viridi: Question: How will you spend your Christmas vacation?

Magnus: I’m going to get drunk every night because of my broken heart.

Palutena: I’m going to catch up on tiddle de winks, ping pong and parcheesi.

Pandora: Catch up on sleep and make whoopee.

Arlon: I’m going to have company over (its quite all right and proper).

Pit: I intend to vegetate.

Dark Pit: I am going straight to hell and not come back.

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Hades: *drinking something from a bottle*

Pyrrhon: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Hades: It’s not water.

Pyrrhon: Vodka! I like your style!

Hades, taking another sip: It’s vinegar.

Pyrrhon: Haha... What?

Hades: It’s vinegar, pussy.

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Palutena: Dangit, there’s too many of them. Pit, attack!

Pit: Huh? I don’t have a weapon!

Palutena: Oh, my bad! Here, I have a new weapon you’ll love: The Flintlock Staff! *She drops a gun in his hands*

Pit: Wh- n- I DON’T WANT THIS!!

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Viridi: Hey, who are you?!

Dark Pit: Heh. I don’t give my name to losers.

Pit: Hey Pittoo!

Dark Pit: Oh hi Pit- DANGIT!!

Pit: Heh, loser.

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Palutena: Now, let’s go over the pros and cons of the gods.

Palutena: For the good things the gods have caused:

Palutena: We’re responsible for the Power of Flight,

Palutena: ...

Palutena: Alright, now for the cons. *slams down a 300-page book labeled “god cons”*

Pit: We messed up a lot.

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Chapter 15

Palutena: Terrorists!

Palutena: Wait, I can’t sense them...

Palutena: Androids!

Pit: Androiderists!

Palutena: Terroroids!

Pit: Guys, we’ve got a bad case of Terroroids!

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Pit: “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” my goddess said, as my clone repeated everything I said in a caveman voice.

Dark Pit: “ImitatiON Is THE SInCeReST FoRm of flattERy” MY gODDEsS saiD, As My CLOnE repeated EVeRyThiNG i saId In a CAveman VOICE.

Pit: );

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Hades: "Dirty" is a concept invented by British imperialists to keep you from enjoying God’s nectar: Swamp Water!

Arlon: Sir Hades, stop drinking swamp water.

Hades, whilst drinking said water: No pain no gain!

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WHEEZE-

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Hades: "Dirty" is a concept invented by British imperialists to keep you from enjoying God’s nectar: Swamp Water!

Arlon: Sir Hades, stop drinking swamp water.

Hades, whilst drinking said water: No pain no gain!