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By the way I don't post on this blog anymore but I still do kid icarus stuff on @occasional-pyrrhon so to anyone still following or ppl who come across this blog check that out I draw him every second of every day becase I have autism n adhd
Hades: See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh!
Palutena: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and smack you.
Pit: Wait, there’s an application to join the underworld?
Red Hewdraw: Of course!
Blue Hewdraw: Anyone can become a villain for the low, low price of 49.99 a month!
Pit: ...so, there's no skill requirement to enlist...
Purple Hewdraw: WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
Pit, panicked: N-nothing! I just thought that seemed like a pretty lofty membership fee!
Red Hewdraw: I KNOW, RIGHT!? IT’S MORE THAN MY ENTIRE ALLOWANCE!!!
Palutena: Cheer up, Pit! At least you’re not on fire!
Pit: …That’s the best compliment you could come up with?
Underworld Game Night
Medusa, reading a pamphlet: “Follow these rules to keep the game fun.”
Medusa: “Number 1: treat others how you want to be treated.”
Medusa: Hey Hades?
Hades: Hm?
Medusa: Fuck you.
Hades: Suck my dick.
Medusa: *checks Number 1 off the list*
Pit: I don’t know if I can survive this, Palutena!
Palutena: Listen, Pit. If you die...
Palutena: …
Pit: …
Palutena: …Alright, good luck!
Pandora: You see, it occurred to me that what I should REALLY be doing is fighting fire with fire. And by "fire", I mean Pit. And by "fire", I ALSO mean Pit.
Pandora: It occurred to me while I was on fire.
Hades: New Years eve, New Year’s me.
Hades: *Throws a slice of cheese at Pit’s head* Ha, gottem!
Viridi: Question: How will you spend your Christmas vacation?
Magnus: I’m going to get drunk every night because of my broken heart.
Palutena: I’m going to catch up on tiddle de winks, ping pong and parcheesi.
Pandora: Catch up on sleep and make whoopee.
Arlon: I’m going to have company over (its quite all right and proper).
Pit: I intend to vegetate.
Dark Pit: I am going straight to hell and not come back.
Hades: *drinking something from a bottle*
Pyrrhon: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Hades: It’s not water.
Pyrrhon: Vodka! I like your style!
Hades, taking another sip: It’s vinegar.
Pyrrhon: Haha... What?
Hades: It’s vinegar, pussy.
Palutena: Dangit, there’s too many of them. Pit, attack!
Pit: Huh? I don’t have a weapon!
Palutena: Oh, my bad! Here, I have a new weapon you’ll love: The Flintlock Staff! *She drops a gun in his hands*
Pit: Wh- n- I DON’T WANT THIS!!
Viridi: Hey, who are you?!
Dark Pit: Heh. I don’t give my name to losers.
Pit: Hey Pittoo!
Dark Pit: Oh hi Pit- DANGIT!!
Pit: Heh, loser.
Palutena: Now, let’s go over the pros and cons of the gods.
Palutena: For the good things the gods have caused:
Palutena: We’re responsible for the Power of Flight,
Palutena: ...
Palutena: Alright, now for the cons. *slams down a 300-page book labeled “god cons”*
Pit: We messed up a lot.
Chapter 15
Palutena: Terrorists!
Palutena: Wait, I can’t sense them...
Palutena: Androids!
Pit: Androiderists!
Palutena: Terroroids!
Pit: Guys, we’ve got a bad case of Terroroids!
Pit: “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” my goddess said, as my clone repeated everything I said in a caveman voice.
Dark Pit: “ImitatiON Is THE SInCeReST FoRm of flattERy” MY gODDEsS saiD, As My CLOnE repeated EVeRyThiNG i saId In a CAveman VOICE.
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Hades: "Dirty" is a concept invented by British imperialists to keep you from enjoying God’s nectar: Swamp Water!
Arlon: Sir Hades, stop drinking swamp water.
Hades, whilst drinking said water: No pain no gain!
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Hades: "Dirty" is a concept invented by British imperialists to keep you from enjoying God’s nectar: Swamp Water!
Arlon: Sir Hades, stop drinking swamp water.
Hades, whilst drinking said water: No pain no gain!