#source: saltydkdan

[blunderbusstanut]

Andrew and Ashley play a fighting game.

Ashley, losing: Hey, let's Steven Universe this. Alright? Let's just hang out, let the timer go down.

Andrew, smirking: I think we gotta kill this one, Kano.

Ashley: No!

Andrew kills Ashley's fighter.

[wallapology]

The Master: I had something that I had been meaning to say to The Doctor for a long time now, that I just had to get off of my chest—

Jo, watching with binoculars behind a nearby bush: He’s gay.

Susan, also in bush: *cackling*

[unknowncrashingthroughthewindow]

zen, to 707: if you die, can i use your body for science?

707: okay, but if my dead body starts fighting back... oops!

zen:

zen: oops is something you say when you accidentally pour all berries into your cereal. “oops! all berries!” not “oops! oh my god my reanimated corpse is about to strangle you to death”

707: well just don’t piss it off

[incorrectashenwolves]

Hapi: If my dead body starts fighting back, oops.

Constance: Okay, first off, “oops” is not something you would say if your corpse becomes reanimated and starts fighting me. That’s the sort of thing that you say if you accidentally spill only berries into your cereal. “Oops! All berries!” Not, “Oops! Oh my god, my reanimated corpse is about to strangle you to death!”

[another3hincorrectquotes]

Felix: Ohhhhh......

Felix & Sylvain: Robbie's got a quick hand.

Dimitri: Did you guys just harmonize????

[vein-amamiya]

Silva: Mido, that is my choccy milk.

Mido: No, Markiplier said I was epic!

[incorrecthereticaledgequotes]

Pace: There will be plenty of random people for you to murder later.

Theia: Oh, I do love murder!

[wallapology]

Dan: Doctor, think. What would the people you love do in this situation?

Thirteen: *Shrugs* Die?