totally accurate kimetsu no yaiba

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[incorrect-kny]

this isn't really an incorrect quote but someone in our marching band said "water breathing, 8th form!" and then emptied their spit valve and i've been thinking about that for an hour

[asafo2020-deactivated20171024]

http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/03/1408341/-Psychologist-openly-admits-he-trains-police-officers-to-shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later S-I-G-N-A-L B-O-O-S-T

[blackkidzen]

No. YOU DON’T GET TO DO THIS AND SLIP UNDER THE RADAR. Anyone who’s seeing this, I beg you to reblog. I want as many people to see this shit as possible.

[shortheaux-deactivated20161030]

this is really true tho!!! my uncle was a cop in NY & FL and they taught him to shoot first if he had to. anytime a cop feels threatened (and they basically teach cops they’re always threatened) they can shoot. its rlly sick psychological torture shit to help create a police state tbh

[cosmic-noir]

W H A T

[pensivelyplayfulme]

Here’s a source from NY Times https://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/02/us/training-officers-to-shoot-first-and-he-will-answer-questions-later.html

[pensivelyplayfulme]

Also! Click here to contact his organization and remind him of the blood on his hands. These are his murders too, and everyone involved deserves to feel the weight of guilt. 

[aloilmokka]

So I’ve been thinking about this kny headcanon lately. Overhaul’s red bullets but instead of containing the drug that permanently erases quirks, it contains the Blue Spider Lily Medicine from Kimetsu no Yaiba.

[incorrect-kny]

yesyesyesyesyesyesyes

can you imagine, instead of the whole baby thing, sanemi just whips out one of genyas guns and shoots him?? everyones just

giyu: sanemi thats not gonna work hes not like the other demons. plus, he has-

muzan, shrinking and turning into a human:

[aloilmokka]

and the demons be like: 

[aloilmokka]

So I’ve been thinking about this kny headcanon lately. Overhaul’s red bullets but instead of containing the drug that permanently erases quirks, it contains the Blue Spider Lily Medicine from Kimetsu no Yaiba.

[incorrect-kny]

yesyesyesyesyesyesyes

can you imagine, instead of the whole baby thing, sanemi just whips out one of genyas guns and shoots him?? everyones just

giyu: sanemi thats not gonna work hes not like the other demons. plus, he has-

muzan, shrinking and turning into a human:

[bitchpillar]

Tanjiro: Nezuko is like a puppy.

Tanjiro: small, cute, and likes squeaky toys.

[loud squeaking heard in the distance]

[incorrectkny]

Tengen: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?

Giyuu: Why are you asking me?

Tengen: Zenitsu was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say ‘why has god forsaken me’.

[mitsuxwords]

Tanjirou: Zenitsu you need to know that you matter

Zenitsu: Really? No one has ever told me I mattered before

Tanjirou: That’s why you have to say it

Tanjirou: So do it

Zenitsu: I....matter

Tanjirou: Louder

Zenitsu: I MATTER

Inosuke: Shut up Monitsu you don’t matter

[incorrectkny]

Akaza: I have done something amazing!

Muzan: Did you kill the boy with the hanafuda earrings?

Akaza:

Akaza: I have done something ok.

[incorrect-kny]

muzan: did you find the blue spider lily?

akaza: ........i have done something.

[the-mu-in-muichirou]

Yuichirou: You were adopted.

Muichirou: But we’re twins?

Yuichirou: We were actually triplets.

Muichirou confused: What?

Yuichirou looking distant: Survival of the fittest.

Muichirou panicked: W-What?

[incorrectkny]

Muzan: I’ve trapped you in here because I crave the deadliest game…

Inosuke, nodding sagely: Knife Monopoly.

Muzan: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I’m really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

[mitsuxwords]

[Black Clover]

Asta: I’m overrated

[Kimetsu no Yaiba]

Tanjirou: I’m overrated

[Boku no Hero Acadamia]

Deku: I’m overrated

[Bungou Stray Dogs]

Atsushi: Do the people even know that I’m the main character? I’m underrated.

[the-mu-in-muichirou]

Zenitsu: I’ve noticed something since we’ve became friends.

Tanjirou: What is it?

Zenitsu: God is trying to kill you but he’s not succeeding.

[the-mu-in-muichirou]

Tanjirou: Sometimes you just need a hug after being almost killed multiple times.

Zenitsu: Do you need the hug?

Tanjirou opening his arms:*voice cracking* y-yeah

[kimetsu-no-yeah]

douma: hi, welcome to applebee’s, would you like apples or bees?

zenitsu: b-bees?

douma: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.

zenitsu: w-wait -

kaigaku: [walks in, shaking a jar of bees]

zenitsu: WAIT -

[mitsuxwords]

Shinobu: Hey Akaza there is a club that has been recently formed.

Akaza: What are you-

Shinobu: It’s called “Douma roasting club”. A club where all the members hate Douma and-

Akaza: I’m in

[incorrectkny]

Muzan: I don’t make mistakes. 

Akaza: That’s not true. You made Douma.

[animemangasoul]

Genya 'during the big fight': Please don't die big brother!!

Sanemi 'while fighting for his life': AS IF I'LL EVER DIE BEFORE SEEING YOU GROW UP AND HAVE A HAPPY LITTLE FAMILY, BITCH!!!