Give Me All The Characters!

This is a side blog & look, I would probably sacrifice all of you for Okumura Koushuu so🤨

[animemangasoul]

Jason stared. "Did... did you just kick a puppy?"

The replacements eyes couldn't grow any wider if he tried; face pale and mouth hanging open in shame as his head snapped back and their gaze connected. "It's not what you think," he said, taking a step back and waving his arms around. "That wasn't a puppy!"

"Then what was it!"

Blinking up at him with the most bewildred look in his eyes, the younger shrugged helplessly. "Would you believe me if I said that this is an old wizard from another dimension here to steal Bruce's soul so he can kill the wizard Bruce from his world and take over the planet?"

[animemangasoul]

[A conversation through writing]

Billy: You know this isn't right. You know.

Cass: I'm sorry Billy.

Billy: I don't need your sorry! *paper rips a little* Just please, do the right thing. Get this thing off me.

Cass *staring at the muzzle*: I can't.

Billy: I don't want to be here. I don't need to be saved. This family is...I know you mean well but I don't need help.

Cass: You do. You don't know it yet but you do. Like I did, like all of us.

Billy *face crestfallen*: Do you hear yourself? You're taking away my voice. You of all people--

Cass: *turns away*

Billy: *grabs her sleeve*

Billy: *pulls*

Cass: *turns to meet his gaze*

Billy *staring up at her and showing her the paper*: Please

Cass: *hesitates*

Cass: *reaches towards the muzzle*

Cass: *let her arm drop, pulls herself away and walks off*

[animemangasoul]

Billy *writes*: Cant you let me go, please?

Dick *pats him on the head*: Billy you need to stop asking for things like that.

Jason: What Goldie means to say is, if you dont stop resisting; that mouth-bind will stay on.

Billy * with frustrated tears writes*: Just let me go.

Dick: We love you very much Billy

Billy: *snaps pen*

[animemangasoul]

Billy:......

Billy:......

Dick: Aw, don't be like that kiddo.

Billy:......

Dick [ruffling his hair fondly]: You'll learn to communicate in no time.

Billy: *flinching back*

Tim: Don’t crowd him.

Tim [smiling slightly at Billy who's mouth is sealed shut]: Cass'll be here in a few days and she'll teach you sign language don't worry.

Dick: Yeah, and then you can talk to us all the time! Wouldn't that be great!

Billy: *trying not to cry*

Tim: *hands him a tissue*

Tim: You'll come to love us. You'll see.

Dick: And then you won't have to be so quiet anymore. You'll get your voice back!

Billy:......

Billy:......

[animemangasoul]

Billy: You're scaring me, Mr. Grayson

Dick: Oh no. That wasn't my intention at all.

Dick: *Takes several steps back*

Dick *staring unblinkingly at Billy with a smile*: Better?

Billy:....

Billy: Yeah.....sure.

[animemangasoul]

Dinah: Ollie, no.

Oliver: But she has a bow. She might be an archer!

Dinah: Absolutely not.

Oliver: But she's daughter shaped!

Dinah: She likely has a family Ollie. You need to stop this! You're turning into Bruce.

Oliver: Take that back!

Dinah: Leave the girl alone.

Oliver: But...

Dinah:....

Ollie:....

Dinah: Stop it--

Oliver: I'm just gonna go over and talk to her real quick!

Dinah: No!

Oliver: Hi little lady?! You an archer? You want a family!

Dinah: We're going to prison

[animemangasoul]

Dinah: Ollie, I'm taking your kid shopping! I have the credit card!

Oliver: He’s a grown man, love! Stop raising him!

Dinah: But he needs me!

Roy [standing by the door, arms crossed, realising he'll have to ask Dick to pick up Lian]: I really don't. I just wanted to ask your advice on what to get L---

Dina [covering his mouth]: Shh, we're bonding. This is my moment.

Roy:.....

Oliver [coming down the stairs]: Don’t go crazy out there *smirking after seeing Roy's perturbed face* and have him home by bedtime.

Roy: I don't even live here anymore!

Oliver [grinning before the grin turns into something softer]: Don’t worry. I'll pick up my grandbaby.

Roy:.....

Roy [sighing]: Fine.

Dinah [lighting up]: Wonderful, let's go.

[animemangasoul]

Billy [at the dinner table]: Can I go home now?

Bruce: Have you finished eating?

Billy: Yes, please can I go home now?

Dick: But why would you wanna leave?

Billy [fidgeting wondering if exposing himself as Shazam to the Wayne family is worth getting the fuck out of this twilight zone]: Well, my siblings will be worried about me. I've already been gone too long.

Tim: They wouldn't worry *calmly takes a bite out of his lasagna.*

Billy [tensing]: Why is that?

Dick: Because they're already here silly~

Billy: What?!

Dick: *smiling widely*

Billy: *runs*

Jason [sighing in frustration and standing up]: Why can't yall ever play it cool? Do we have to hostage his siblings to make him stay now? Cuz that feels like a lot of work

Damian: Yes Todd, that's the price of family as proven by your existence at this table.

Jason: Fuck off.

Bruce: Children. No more arguing. Find him.

The Batsiblings: Yes Bruce, sure B, of course father, this is a terrible idea, whatever

[animemangasoul]

I wish I had the time to write a Duke fic that's been running rampant in my head. Basically Duke has been cursed by a magic artifact while on patrol and it's messing him up. He doesn't want to do it alone and like the reasonable person he is, he decides to ask for help from his family. But every time he opens his mouth to ask, the other's (Dick, Tim, Steph etc) start complaining to him about their daily issues. Thus he finds himself keeping his mouth shut because "they have so much on their plates already" and instead goes off to handle it alone. He almost dies and it's only in the nick of time he along with his family manage to save his life. Cue the angst and family bonding that happens after; which is s major part of the plot. Basically Duke learning that he is in fact not that different from his family either. He also got that martyr complex and trying to handle everything on his own at the earliest sign that he could be a burden.

[avciszza]

Bryan: I have two pieces of news to give you, a good one and a bad one

Tala: start with the good one

Bryan: I won't do it again.

[animemangasoul]

[Boris showing Kai around their new house - they move a lot because of the police, don't ask]

Boris: So this is Sergei's room

Boris: And this is Ivan's.

Boris: Now check this out. This beauty is my room.

Boris: And this is our room.

Boris: And that's the kitchen, living room, and bathroom. The end.

Kai:....

Kai: Where is Yuriy's room?

Boris: Are you deaf or something? Do I have to give thos tour again, because i won't?

Kai: That was hardly a tour, so, no you. And you did not mention his room.

Boris: I literally showed you. *our* room.

Kai: Our?

Boris: Yes. Yuriy’s bedroom is everyone's bedroom. We huddle there when you know, memories resurface. It's a thing!

Kai:....

Kai:....

Kai: That’s actually oddly...endearing.

Boris: Shut the fuck up.

[animemangasoul]

When you realize all your fics are just different found family tropes

[animemangasoul]

I'm working on a fic (on and off for years) about obanai taking zenitsu under his wing to prepare him for the final selection. It's a really long fic and one of my oldest. Think I started writing it in 2019 and I'm on chapter 58 now I think. But it makes me so exhausted to write it. It's fulfilling don't get me wrong and I love how some of my readers have stuck with it for all these years as well as all the new readers. But I run out of energy so quickly after writing a couple of chapters that I end up going on long hiatuses. I'm starting to worry if I'm going to drop it all together before the end some day. And that scares me. I love this fic, I adore my readers and yet.....

Just needed to write this down to get it out of my system.

[animemangasoul]

Damian: Cut me in half!

Clark: What?!

Duke: Oh fuck, must be Candy-man again.

Tim: Damn it.

Clark: Is he ok?!

Duke: Candy-man? Nope, not after I'm done with him.

Clark: No! I meant your brother!

Tim: Oh, he's fine.

Duke: Yeah, it's just that he thinks he's a piñata now and we have to keep him away from saws til we get a hold of Candy-man and force him to reverse it.

Clark:.....

Clark: They should burn Gotham to the ground.

[animemangasoul]

Bart *throwing a folder on the table in front of Damian*: Sign please.

Damian *scowling at him*: What is this speedster?

Bart: Well, you and I both know you don't like Tim--

Damian: And the sky is blue. Stop rambling on about obvious matters and get to the point.

Bart *grinning not the least pit offended*: So I just thought we make it official.

Bart: * tapping at the folder*

Bart: Feel free to read it thoroughly, but basically, it's a documment where you relinquish all rights in being Tim's little brother and acknowledge that I'm the only baby brother he got and needs.

Damian:......

Damian:......

Bart: Well?

Damian *suddenly flipping the whole table*: How dare you try and usurp me interloper! You may not have, keep nor possess Timothy in any capacity! For he is mine! In case you haven't forgotten, friend. For that is all you are. His friend. While I share a last name with him an am his brother!

Bart:....

Bart: *grinning*

Bart: Sure that's fair, bye!

Damian: What?

Bart: *speeds off, stops by the door and pats Tim's head*

Bart: Told you he liked you.

Bart: *Vanishes*

Tim:.....

Damian *flustered*: Not a word.

Tim:*smiling softly, shaking his head and walking away*

Tim: Sure kid.

[animemangasoul]

[Wayne Manor, 11:42 PM]

Tim [bursting through the door]: There’s a new hero in town.

Dick [half-asleep on the couch]: Oh yeah? Who is it?

Tim: I don’t know.

Dick: …You don’t know?

Tim [already pacing]: No, but he’s about 5'11", lives in Burnside, works part-time at a tech repair shop, has three siblings. One’s studying in Metropolis, one’s in college in Ivy Town, and one’s in middle school; and every Christmas he volunteers at a soup kitchen because his mom used to do that before she well, before she passed. He drinks too much tea, like dangerously too much, and he runs every morning at exactly 6:12 a.m. His hair’s brown but he dyes it black sometimes, I think to blend in. Also, he--

Dick [just staring]: …What do you mean you don’t know? You know disturbingly much about this man.

Tim [frowning]: No, I don’t know him.

Dick: You---

Tim [getting this wild, determined look]: That’s why I’m going to meet him. Accidentally. At that coffee shop he likes to go to on Fifth. We’ll talk. We’ll become friends. And then I’ll really know him. And I’ll tell you all about it.

Dick [quietly setting down his coffee]:

Dick [pulls Tim into a hug]: My baby. You’re a stalker. A creepy, adorable stalker. But I love you no matter what.

Tim [muffled into his shoulder]: …You think he’ll like me?

Dick: I think you need therapy.

[animemangasoul]

Duke: I hate you.

Tim: Fuck you

Duke: No, fuck you.

Bruce: What's going on here?

Duke and Tim: Fuck off Bruce!

Bruce:.....

Bruce: Okay, you know what, I'm going to fuck off. But you two better have this sorted out before dinner time.

Tim: Sure.

Duke: You got yourself a deal big man. Just don't tell Alfred.

Bruce: Deal.

Bruce[muttering to himself as he walks away]: And who said parenting was hard.