oozey mess
#extradirty
Jules of Nature
occasionally subtle
wallacepolsom
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Cosmic Funnies
hello vonnie
pixel skylines
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Kaledo Art
RMH
Sade Olutola
$LAYYYTER
cherry valley forever
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Today's Document
KIROKAZE
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Not today Justin
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@incorrect-labyrinth
Sarah: I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like: Your mom is so fat she can eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like: You’re ugly and I know it for a fact ’cause I got the evidence right there.
Toby: Sarah, can I have a story?
Sarah: Once upon a time, there was a little boy that made his sister so crazy she decided to sell him to a circus.
Toby, terrified: An evil circus?
Sarah, guilty: No, a nice one with monkeys.
Toby: Thank you.
Jareth: My whole life is an open book.
Sarah: Your whole life is an open blouse!
Sarah: Ludo is fine, but Hoggle has damage to over fifty percent of his body; he broke his nose.
Sarah: I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.
Sarah: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.
Jareth: Calling me the devil? How original, Sarah.
Sarah: Actually I was calling you a goat, you goat.
Hoggle: I don’t mean to sound harsh-
Sarah: You may not mean to, but I bet you will.
Hoggle: Oh man, look at Sarah. She’s pacing slowly. For her, that’s like a full-on rage-fuelled freakout.
Sir Didymus: The only thing worse is when she stands perfectly still.
Ludo: Oh, no.
Sir Didymus: She’s standing perfectly still.
Sarah: I blame myself.
Hoggle: I blame you, too.
Jareth: Being good is for suckers. What do you even get out of it?
Sarah: A feeling of fulfillment in your soul.
Jareth: Gross.
Jareth: I don’t HAVE paranormal experiences. I AM
a paranormal experience.
Goblin: It’s just that you can be a bit judgemental at times...
Jareth: What a stupid thing to say. Name one time I’ve been judgemental.
Goblin:...
Jareth:...
Goblin:...
Jareth: Oh, I see. Mere seconds ago.
Sarah: I just want you to know that you mean a lot to me and if the need arose, I would kill for you.
Hoggle: Yeah, no offense, I’ve watched you burn someone over a grape. That doesn’t mean much coming from you.
Sarah: I’d…die for you…?
Hoggle: I’ve read your diary. That also doesn’t mean much. Also you should probably see a therapist.
Sarah:…I’d let go of a long-standing grudge for you?
Hoggle: *happy gasp* Awww!
Hoggle: I’m sorry, I’m uncomfortable with emotions.
Sarah: We have fun, don’t we, Hoggle?
Hoggle: I’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Goblin: So, I’ve already made up a list of enemies, which I’ve narrowed down from 26 to 5.
Jareth: Just in the Kingdom?
Goblin: Just in this building.
Sarah: Hoggle, I need help
Hoggle: Of course. What is it?
Sarah: Well, it's kind of private.
Jareth: *appears in puff of glitter* Did someone say private?