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A comedic blog based on the webcomic by Tracy Butler

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Calvin: Thanks for teaching me how to lie.

Rocky: No problem. Next week, stealing!

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Rocky: Hey, twin, are you okay? Your leitmotif is being played by a string instrument

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Rocky: I’m gonna go...put on something more comfortable~

Viktor: As long as it isn’t the fish hat again—

Rocky: IT’S THE FISH HAT AGAIN!

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Mordecai: Nice illegal U-turn jackass would you like to see an unregistered firearm?

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Rocky: "Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

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Rocky: Was going through some medical records, and one of the doctors wrote "dresses oddly" under my psychotic symptoms. Fuck you too, man.

Elsa: Symptom: no drip.

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Rocky: I dressed up as Funky Kong for the Super Mario Bros movie, and my coworkers and manager were like

Mitzi: "Who the fuck are you?"

Rocky: Because I looked like a 90's weed dealer, and I was like, "Just wait and see."

Rocky: And then he never showed up in the movie.

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Calvin: My butt can't take much more kicking.

Ivy: It can and it will.

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Serafine: *reveals the Tower tarot card*

Rocky: Is that bad?

Serafine: *reveals another Tower tarot card*

Rocky: Is that worse?

Serafine: *reveals a tarot card with a Boeing 737*

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Rocky: The costs will be a grand total of $1.

Mitzi: Do we have the budget for that?

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Calvin: How did you escape?!

Rocky: I annoyed them until they let me go.

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Wick: Did you steal my card and order dominoes at midnight in Florida 3 days in a row?

Rocky: ...yeah.

Wick: ...okay, then.

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Rocky: Few truly understand the struggle being a fundamentally lazy person whose favourite foods all require dirtying a minimum of eight (8) separate dishes to prepare.

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Rocky: Chat, are we cooked?

Elsa: Not if I can help it.

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Ivy: Hey, Mom, can I have some money for Coke?

Viktor: Sure, is $60 enough?

Ivy: It's $1.50.

Viktor: Wow, prices sure have gone down since I was your age.

Ivy: For Coca-Cola?

Viktor: Oh... that's what you mean...

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Viktor: Are you talking back to me?

Ivy: Well, yeah, that’s kind of how communication works.