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banny: i'm small but i be knowing

yvonne: you don't be knowing what the top shelf looks like

Jae: 90% of the time, my response to 'you should see a doctor' is just 'yeah, probably,' followed by me not seeing a doctor.

#admin jae #yes im making quotes of myself leave me alone #lcgc #idiotas y pedorros #incorrect quotes

Jae: guys this chat is getting out of hand can we please MAKE SOME ACTUAL RULES for once smh

Banny: fuck you

Yvonne: no fuck YOU

Lana: It's ok guys! We'll make it through this!!

Lav: Hey guys I just caught an Absol

#s: twitter #admin jae #incorrect lcgc #incorrect quotes #jae #banny #yvonne #lana #lav

Shark: Hi, who’s this? Yvonne changed all my contacts to mythical creatures.

Banny: What’s mine?

Shark: “Dwarf”

Banny: IM NOT THAT SHORT!

Shark: Oh hey Banny :D

#admin banny #banny #yvonne #shark #and of course it’s shark #ily💕

spooky: im bi and confused

banny: about being bi?

spooky: no, not about being no I just never have any idea whats going on

#admin banny #spooky #banny #is this spooks first appearence in the blog

Yvonne: I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally, I'm just in the LCGC.

#admin jae #yvonne #incorrect quotes #lcgc

Pax: Mom, I AM the friend who would jump off a bridge

#admin banny #pax

Jae: If you have 7 chairs and 10 children, what do you do?

Lana: Get 3 more chairs

Banny: Kill 3 kids

Jae:

Lana:

Banny:

#admin banny #lana #jae #banny

Banny: ARE YOU-

Pax: fucking

Banny: KIDDING ME YOU-

Pax: fucking

Banny: IDIOT I SWEAR.

Yvonne:...What was that.

Pax: Banny's mom banned her from swearing so I'm helping her out.

#admin banny #pax #yvonne #banny

“Yeah, sometimes I have a bad day, but then I remember that I have a cute smile.”

—Shark

#this is the most wholesome quote on this godforesaken blog #and of course it’s shark #admin yvonne #shark

Citrus: I just want a remote that can make people shut up with the push of a button.

Pax: *throws a gun across the table*

#admin yvonne #citrus #pax

“My sarcasm has reached a dangerous level where even I don’t know if I’m joking or not.”

—Crypt

#also applies to a lot of us #admin yvonne #crypt

Waiter: How old is your kid?

Yvonne: Oh, Banny’s actually my frie-

Waiter: Kids eat half price.

Yvonne:

Yvonne: Yeah she’s 10. Cute glare amirite?

#admin yvonne #yvonne #banny

Heather: I like people that sound intelligent.

Iris: Greetings, doth thou have a romantic companion?

#admin yvonne #iris #heather

Iris: Remember to always speak your mind!

Taita: I eat cereal with water.

#admin yvonne #iris #taita

Abby: I’m here to give moral support!

Jo: Do you even have morals?

Abby: No but I support those who do.

#admin yvonne #abby #jo

Pax: Why are you looking at me through the prongs of a fork??

Yvonne: I’m pretending you’re in jail.

Pax: Because?

Yvonne: Spiritual healing.

#admin yvonne #pax #yvonne

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