lead princess of the color stealing world

things princess Lydia and company probably said on her journey to find the most precious thing in the world... probably this blog is pg13 for crude shitposty humour swearing, and violence

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*talking to cash*

Lydia: yeah I like guys with accents,I think it's hot!

*funk beat=junk beat plays*

Lydia: Never mind then

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Lydia: *walks into FunkBeat’s office*

Ew how does he live like this? It looks like a hoarders house down here, I wouldn’t be surprised if I found a dead body

Cash: Really? I just thought he kept porno mags and Florida Man newspapers down here

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Lydia: *walks into FunkBeat's office*

Ew how does he live like this? It looks like a hoarders house down here, I wouldn't be surprised if I found a dead body

Cash: Really? I just thought he kept porno mags and Florida Man newspapers down here

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*Funkbeat offering Lydia an illegal Xanax prescription*

Sister sect rouge: remember kids if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die

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You think you could forget about me assholes? I'm a motherfucking genius and a god

FunkBeat to all the others, probably

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Cash:Just because his name was Johnny Cash doesn't mean he was rich or had lots of cash or whatever.

Lydia:Of course he was rich you dumb fuck, he's Johnny fucking Cash

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Sister Sect Rouge: Don't you guys think it's weird to have a puppet? It's kinda like puppetsecption because like, we're all the puppets of god, put on this earth to do his will

Doctor FunkBeat: *strokes Genyas gently*

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*Funkbeat and Lydia arguing* cash : CHILDERN FIGHTING!

I could sell this

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Lydia (to fräulien Biblioteca) : when cash told me you were the brainy type I was expecting more like a sexy librarian, not whatever the fuck this is

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Lydia: You know, I hate going to Club Majesty, because you just play golf until you fall into the pond and eventually embarrass yourself in front of rich people

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Welcome! I didn't invite any of you but...

-Funkbeat 2K16

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