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Incorrect Legends of Tomorrow quotes Submissions and asks are always welcome :)

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Ava: Name a way to be nice to others.

Mick: Don’t kill them.

Ava: Setting the bar a little low there, but I’ll allow it.

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Sara: You’re cute when you’re worried about me.

Ava: Then I must be cute 24/7.

Sara: You are. :)

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Ava: Why do you go to sleep so late?

John: There’s no rest for the wicked.

Zari: Cat videos. He stays up watching cat videos.

[esperastra]

y‘all started at least three different petitions so let me list all three in the same place. probably should focus on the one with the most signatures though.

SAVE LEGENDS OF TOMORROW!!!

#SaveLegendsofTomorrow

Legends of Tomorrow Finale

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Ray: Always stay positive!

Ray: *falls down a flight of stairs*

Ray: Wow, I got down those stairs so fast!

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Ray: Oh fiddlesticks! This really ruffles my feathers.

Sara: Please, just say fuck.

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Ray: I was arrested for being too cool!

Snart: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

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[Spooner’s first night on the Waverider]

Spooner: Is that a camera on the ceiling?

Gideon, from the ceiling: No. Go back to sleep.

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Sara, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Spooner, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Nate, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Ava, panicking: What are we playing?!

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Nate, looking at the menu: What should I get?

Zari: Order something you've never had.

Nate, to the waiter: I’ll have the validation of my parents, please.

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Sara: I want to tell you a joke, but I only remember the punchline.

Ava: Ok, go ahead.

Sara: Tooth hurty.

Ava: When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Sara: You complete me.

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Ray: You know those could kill you right?

John, smoking a cigarette: That’s kind of the point.

Sara, drinking alcohol: We’re just trying to speed this up.

Nate: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Nate: In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and shit.
Ava: Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby Doo?

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Sara: You know what I‘ve always wondered? How do tall people like you actually sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?

Ava: Sara. It’s four o’clock in the morning.

Sara: So you can’t sleep, huh?

Sara: ...is it because of the blanket?

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Ava: *sees someone doing something heroically stupid*

Ava: What a dumbass...

Ava: *realizes it’s Sara*

Ava: Wait a minute...that’s MY DUMBASS.

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Rip: This kind of idiocy will not be tolerated!

Legends: Is there a different kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

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Kidnapper: We have your wife.

Ava: You kidnapped Sara? Sara Lance?

Kidnapper: Yeah.

Ava: Good luck with that.