What do you mean this isn't canon

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[making out in the library]

Diana: Oh no no the headmistress!! What is she going to think when she sees Akko like this with ME?

Akko: Uh, lucky Akko?

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After kissing for the first time

Diana: I don’t know what to do. I’ve never done this before.

Akko: Me neither, but don’t worry. I looked it up on Yahoo Answers

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Akko: Diana! Is that weed?

Diana: No, this is a crayon-

Akko: I’m calling the police! *akko types 9:11 into a microwave*

Microwave: 911, What’s your emergency?

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Amanda: Anybody under 5′7 can’t be talking about fighting anyone like what you gonna do? Headbutt someone in the nipples?

Constanze: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

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Stanbot: it's done Amanda, I've disposed of the 'homework' as you requested.

Amanda: See, I always told you, ya make a fine garbage disposal, Stanbot.

Jasminka: Amanda, be nice.

Amanda: I can't be nice, I have a reputation to uphold.

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Croix's so Smooth (Not)

Croix: Hey, gorgeous, want to go home with me tonight? 

Chariot: Croix, we live together… 

Croix: …So that’s a yes, then? 

Chariot: *facepalm*

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*Akko and Sucy trying to defeat a really powerful monster and losing*

Sucy: I have have a potion that will defeat that monster but I need you to buy me some time.

Akko: How much time?

Sucy: Five minutes and considering how that monster almost killed both of us….. Naw I’m sure you can handle it.

Akko: Wow you really have that much faith in me?

Sucy: Yeah sure why not.

Akko: Well than here goes nothing.

*Akko charges the monster and gets beat up*

*A few months later Akko and Sucy are facing a monster even stronger than the one before*

Sucy: Got any ideas?

Akko: Just one I can beat it with the Shiny Ark but I need time to charge it. You will have to destact it well I gather magic.

Sucy: Well that’s not so bad.

Akko: For about five minutes and considering how bad that monster was kicking my butt…Naw I’m sure you can handle it.

Sucy: Did you just hold a grudge?

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Diana: Hello.

Akko: Hey what’s up.

Diana: I need your help can you come here?

Akko: I can’t I’m buying clothes.

Diana: Alright well hurry up then get over here.

Akko: I can’t find them.

Diana: What do you mean you can’t find them?

Akko: I can’t find them there’s only soup.

Diana: …what do you mean there’s only soup?

Akko: It means there’s only soup!

Diana: Well then get out of the soup aisle!

Akko: Alright you don’t have to shout at me!

*Akko goes to the next aisle*

Akko: There’s more soup.

Diana: What do you mean there’s more soup!?

Akko: There’s just more soup.

Diana: Go into the next aisle!

Akko: There’s still soup.

Diana: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW!?“

Akko: I’m at Soup!

Diana: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP!?

Akko: I’m mean I’m at Soup!

Diana: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?

Akko: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!

Diana: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?!?

Akko: FUCK YOU!

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Diana: Ah, Miss O'Neil. I am attempting to locate Akko. The air is rife with cynicism. Does she yet breathe, as she shuffles about from her mortal coil?

Amanda: Diana, couldn’t you have just said "Where’s Akko?“ like a regular human being? Is it that difficult to speak normally?

Diana: Profoundly.

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Don't worry Diana will be with me.

Akko on the phone: Mom, I was wondering, after I graduate, is it okay if I go to London? …Yes, don’t worry Diana will be with me.

Akko on the phone: Mom, when I go to university, can I stay in the dorms? …Yes don’t worry Diana will be with me.

Diana in the background: There will be Lotte, Sucy and the rest of our friends to

Akko on the phone: Mom, when I graduate from university, I want to get married …Yes don’t worry because I will marry Diana.

Diana in the background: Mother, please give me your daughters hand in marriage

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Akko: This is so exciting, I can't believe we're going to re-screening of the Chariot movie~

Croix: Yeah, yeah. Just remember, if Chariot asks, I took you wine tasting.

Akko: That's a horrible thing for a adult to do!

Croix: That's why she'll believe it.

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Akko, kicking down the door to Ursula's room: CHARIOT HOLY FUCK

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Chariot: *sees a bee on her wife’s arm* Uh oh

Chariot: *rolls up newpaper* Croix… stay still…

Chariot: *using the newspaper as a megaphone* THERES A FUCKING BEE ON YOU

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Diana: L is for the way you Look at me

Hannah: O is for the Only One I see

Barbara: V is for Very extraordinary

Akko: egg

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Can you please put the source of the quote either in the post or the tags?

Most of the time I don’t know the source of a quote myself, since either someone writes the quote themselves or just sends it without the source, and I don’t wanna keep putting source as “unknown.” Unless I do change it to where I put the user who submitted a quote as the source (only if they wrote it themselves that is) or I find the source, I can’t put one, sorry!

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Diana: You're insane!

Amanda: I thought I was a Pisces!?

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