Ja’far: Dammit, I’m trying to have a real conversation.
Sinbad: I’d rather make-out but okay.
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@incorrect-magi-quotes
Ja’far: Dammit, I’m trying to have a real conversation.
Sinbad: I’d rather make-out but okay.
[During the fight with the Medium]
Alibaba: You almost set me on fire!
Kouen: But I didn’t.
Alibaba: I asked a girl out.
Aladdin: Oh, I’m sorry.
Alibaba: Why?
Aladdin: Well, I assumed she said no.
Alibaba: No, she said yes.
Aladdin: Oh, well, I’m sorry for her.
Kouha: Finish this sentence. I spend a lot of time thinking about…
Koumei: Easy. Penguins.
Judar: So, what have you learned here today, Alibaba?
Alibaba: That you’re a dick.
I am known by many names, all of them Alibaba.
Alibaba, at some point, probably
I brush with death so often that I should start giving him high-fives when I pass.
Titus, after almost brushing with death yet again
Ja’far: You’re blocking the view.
Sinbad: I am the view.
Alibaba: Wait a minute! You don’t go towards the weird scary sound!
Aladdin: Yeah, we do. We always do.
Alibaba: I hate that about us.
Titus: The amount of information in your brain can be stored in a paper airplane.
Aladdin: Oh, yeah? Well, the amount of information you have, Titus, could be…
Titus: Yeah?
Aladdin: Uh, it’s less than what I have!
Koumei: How’s your wound?
Kouen: My wound’s great. Getting bigger all the time.
Koumei: …
Kouen: Just trying to lighten the mood.
Hakuryuu’s a hothead! He’s probably going to attack first and ask questions later, and they’re not gonna be able to answer his questions because they’ll be dead!
Alibaba, at some point, probably
Sphintus: So, what’s the plan? We just go in there and just ‘Pow! Pow! Pow!’ and free the citizens?
Aladdin: What… was that noise?
Sphintus: Magic spells.
Aladdin: No, Sphintus, I think you mean ‘Bwow-bwow-bwow… bwow’.
Sphintus: That sounds like fireworks!
Marga: Technically, they’re more like ‘ba-chew, ba-chew, ba-chew’.
Titus: All right, enough with the bad sound effects!
Everyone: …
Titus: Besides, it’s more like ‘Blam! Blam! Blam!’
Sphintus: We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!
Titus: Nah, don’t remember, didn’t happen.
Yamraiha: [about Sharrkan] I would love to stick my… hand… in his… hair…
Pisti: Did you just self-sensor yourself?
Kougyoku: You know, in another lifetime you and I would have made a hot couple.
Morgiana: Agreed.
Sharrkan: I spy with my little eye, something that is... red. And socially uncomfortable.
Masrur: Ugh.
Sharrkan: No guesses? It starts with an M.
Masrur: Shut up.
Sharrkan: Ooh, my mistake. It starts with such a B.
Masrur: Time and a place, Sharrkan. No games when we're this deep in a mess.
Sharrkan: Fine. Gone from a B to a real C, anyway.