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Wanda: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Dorthy Ann, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Wanda:

Wanda: fsh

#The Magic School Bus #incorrect quote #dorothy ann hudson #wanda li

Carlos : Hey Ralphie can I get a sip of your water?

Ralphie : It's not water.

Carlos : Vodka, I like your style!

Ralphie : It's vinegar.

Carlos : Wh-Wha-

Ralphie : It's vinegar, COWARD.

#The Magic School Bus #incorrect quote #Carlos ramon #ralphie tenelli

Ralphie: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

#ralphie tenelli #The Magic School Bus #incorrect quote #this was a template so I do t even get it but my friend i sited it was funny #it’s super late at night so yeah

Miss Frizzle: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make in the name of science.

#miss frizzle #The Magic School Bus #incorrect quote

Tim, going over Carlos’s resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Carlos: Yes

Tim: Okay... may I know what you create?

Carlos: Problems.

#tim jamal #Carlos Ramon #The Magic School Bus #incorrect quote

Carlos: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Keesha: Alright, what's 30x17?

Carlos: 47

Keesha: That's not even close.

Carlos: But it was fast.

#keesha franklin #Carlos Ramon #The Magic School Bus #incorrect quote

Wanda: Uh oh.

Ralphie: What?

Wanda: Somebody's in love.

Ralphie: Yeah, right. I just think Carlos is cool. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about him

Ralphie , later that night: Uh oh.

#ralphie tenelli #Wanda li #The Magic School Bus #incorrect quote

Carlos: Those pants look great, and I bet they’d look even better on Dorothy Ann’s floor.

Dorothy Ann: Are you hitting on Tim...for me?

#The Magic School Bus #Dorothy Ann Hudson #Tim Jamal #Carlos ramon #incorrect quotes

Carlos: Am I cool or what?

Keesha: What.

Carlos: I said, am I cool or-

Kesha: Yeah, I heard you.

#keesha franklin #Carlos ramon #The Magic School Bus #incorrect quote

Carlos: Thanks, cutiepie.

Ralphie: Ugh.

Carlos: Sorry, I'll think of a better one than cutiepie. You're my angel.... dust. Sorry, that's a drug.

#Carlos ramon #ralphie tenelli #The Magic School Bus #incorrect quote

Carlos: I typed up your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you may have network connectivity problems.

#The Magic School Bus #Carlos ramon #incorrect quote

Phoebe: Everyone know what they're doing?

Ralphie: In general or the plan?

Phoebe: The plan, Ralphie

Ralphie: *Sigh of relief.*

#The Magic School Bus #phoebe terese #ralphie tenelli #incorrect quote

Carlos: We both look very handsome tonight.

Ralphie: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Carlos: I couldn't take that chance.

#The Magic School Bus #ralphie tenelli #Carlos ramon #incorrect quote

Carlos: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

#Carlos Ramon #The Magic School Bus #incorrect quote

DA: Carlos, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Carlos: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

#The Magic School Bus #Carlos Ramon #Dorothy Ann Hudson #incorrect quote

Ralphie: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

#The Magic School Bus #ralphie tenelli #incorrect quote

Tim: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Ralphie: All I drank was Redbull!

Tim: How many?

Ralphie:

Ralphie: Eighteen.

#The Magic School Bus #I dunno if that’s alcohol but whatever #tim jamal #ralphie tenelli #incorrect quote

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