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@incorrect-magnus
Jon: I did my best to keep everyone safe. I faced entities head on, was kidnapped, almost died on several occassions, I even went deep into the bowels of a coffin after selling my ribs for a chance to save a girl who didn't like me. And yet I have nothing to show for my efforts!
Jon: *Looks around at the apacolypse*
Jon: Well, almost nothing
Martin, stuck in the spiral: How do I get out of here?
Michelle: Wouldn't you like to know?
Martin: Yes... I would. Thats why I'm asking
Martin, turning on the tape recorder: And there she goes
Jon: Wait, the tape recorder is a she?
Martin: Well, the tape recorder is awesome, of course she's a she
S1 Melanie: And this is the footage of the incident!
S1 Jon, sarcastically: Ah yes, and this is Martin. The archive spirit
Martin: *breaking a vase in the archive*
Martin: Well this just became worth a whole lot less
Jon: *Rambling about historic facts loosely tied to a statement*
Elias: Jon, you are the Archivist of the Magnus Archives, not a museum guide. Stop sharing dull facts about boring things and get back to work
Jon: Why? Why didnt you just... leave Gertrude. Before ot was too late
Micheal: When you look at someone through red colors glasses, red flags are just...flags
Jon: I'm in charge of my own happiness? I can't even be in charge of my breakfast
Martin: Wow, these little eye guys seem to love you!
Jon: Mm
Martin: What's wrong? I thought you'd be excited something wasn't trying to kill you for once
Jon, sighing: One day you're gonna look around and see that everyone loves you, but no one likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling of all. Being an avatar isn't all it's cracked up to be
Martin, after the Worm Incident at his apartment: Now if you excuse me, I have to go take a shower so that I can't tell if I'm crying or not
Tim: If this goes out everyone is gonna see the real me. I've spent my whole life with him and trust me, no ones gonna like the real me
Jon, after Martin told him je wanted to write his own poetry book: Look, if reading a book you wrote will be anywhere as great as being with you, it will be wonderful
Martin, softly: Thank you
Jon, trying to backtrack from embarrassment: But what do I know about books, I'm just a dumb archivist
Martin, catching up with Jon at the cabin: So what have you been up to these last couple months?
Jon: Well, I've been pretty busy. I met a girl at a restaurant.
Martin: Did she try to kill you?
Jon: Yes. Then I met a group in America
Martin: Did they also try to kill you?
Jon: Yes. Then I met a girl in the woods
Martin: Let me guess she was-
Jon: An acquaintance, yes. But what she really wanted to do was kill me
Helen, about to die: Life is a series of closing doors, isn't it?
Jon: Sometimes I think I was born with a leak. And any goodness inside of me I started with slowly spilled out of me until it's all gone and I'll never get it back
Melanie: Are you're other clients as talented as me?
Jon:
Melanie: You're silence speaks volumes
S1 Martin, doing something for Jon: How is it a 50-50 chance but I feel like no matter what I do I'm 100% wrong?