Major Crimes characters as John Mulaney quotes
Sharon Raydor: Now, I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.
Andy Flynn: You ever have one of those days where you’re just like “this might as well happen.”
Louie Provenza: I said “no.” You know, like a liar.
Mike Tao: They’re like, ‘Does that work?’ I’m like, ‘It didn’t NOT work.’
Amy Sykes: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.
Julio Sanchez: Well… you know how I’m filled with rage?
Rusty Beck: Then, for backstory, I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.
Buzz Watson: My vibe is more like, “hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”
Andrea Hobbs: One black coffee.
Russell Taylor: I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud.
