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Death: Your time has come.

Bucky: Hold on I gotta ask steve..

Death: This isn't a choi—

Bucky: He said no.

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Avengers as Texts I send people I know

Frankly, I have more because i am, in fact, always saying shit like this

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Boosting this from this account too.

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Bucky: *literally trying to kill steve*

Steve: God he is so hot

Sam: He's LITERALLY trying to KILL YOU

Steve: He's so hot.

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Tony: Yeah, I was walking my dog downtown and he stopped to drink water from a dog bowl in front of a bar and I was like "Oh are you a thirsty little boy?" and a grown ass man sitting there was like "I guess I am." while taking a sip of his beer. Then he realized I wasn't talking to him and he looked absolutely horrified.

Steve, who knows it was Bucky: I'd fuck him.

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Omg Im alive after being dead for... Two... Years... It's because I'm UnFunny (™) how does it feel following an account who posts once in a blue moon?

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I am unfunny: anyway heres a post.

Peter, about tony: Mr. Stark is playing hard to get.

Peter: Lucky for him I'm also playing hard-to-get-rid-of

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Tony: Okay! Why are there little handprints all over this wall?

Clint, next to Peter: Why are there little handprints on the wall

Peter, whispers to Clint: Because I have little hands.

Clint: It’s because he has little hands

Peter, still whispering: also it’s stylish

Clint: also it’s stylish

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How many many bones do you want

At least one

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Another one of these things!!!

The Avengers and Co. as things ive heard/participated in during rehearsal

Tony: I need you guys to get into it! Be a team!

Peter: *stomp stomp clap* We want we want-

Steve: You can’t all have a one-liner!

Clint: okay buttons! You had your time in the spotlight! Cool it.

Thor: *offers a high five and when reciprocated, quickly makes a fist*

Bruce: Are we free? We can go home now?

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Although the show is over,, some additions!

Tony: I need you guys to work harder okay? What are we gonna do?

Everyone else: STRIKE!

Tony: NO! We’re gonna work harder! What are we gonna do

Everyone: Work harder!

Tony: What are we gonna do tomorrow?

Everyone: STRIKE!!

Tony: NO!

Thor: *absolutely fucking RIPS one on Loki* ah that feels good *rips another one silently on Bruce*

Valkyrie from 30 feet away: I FUCKIN HEARD THAT FROM OVER HERE!

Bruce: You just farted on your little brother!

Thor: Farted on you too.

Bruce: fucking CHRIST Thor!

MJ: *trying to have a serious talk with the team*

Ned: *from across the room, violently zips his pants zipper up and down*

Peter, maintaining eye contact: *unzips and zips his zipper even faster*

Peter: *folds an advertisement so that the baby’s nose is gone* Ned look!! Baby.. heheeheheehehe

Ned: *gasps* Baby!!

Peter: The poster boy!

Ned: The poster boy!

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I didnt post this to the right account im stupid

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Peter, in quarantine: *has a lot of time to think to himself* Is Dr. Pepper even a real doctor? Like what does he even doctor of

Flash: Big Dick Energy? More like Big WINNERGY because i STAY winning

Ned: Why is Tom Nook the only villager with a last name? Do the townsfolk have to pay extra or did he take away their rights.

MJ: *staring at the ceiling* Why didnt they make Tom Nook a pig? Everyone could call him a capitalist pig and be right.

Tony, also in the call: Are you guys all right?

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Another one of these things!!!

The Avengers and Co. as things ive heard/participated in during rehearsal

Tony: I need you guys to get into it! Be a team!

Peter: *stomp stomp clap* We want we want-

Steve: You can’t all have a one-liner!

Clint: okay buttons! You had your time in the spotlight! Cool it.

Thor: *offers a high five and when reciprocated, quickly makes a fist*

Bruce: Are we free? We can go home now?

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Sam to Bucky at some point probably: You are half machine, half pussy

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Tony: Im more disabled than you

Peter: I HAVE ASTHMA

Tony: IM BLIND

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Lemme elaborate on this ok. I am a theatre student ok. I went on a Drama Club trip to watch a play called 39 Steps and overheard this argument on the bus there. It was funny at the time and still is

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Tony: Im more disabled than you

Peter: I HAVE ASTHMA

Tony: IM BLIND

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Thanos: Where is the Infinity gauntlet

Tony: Joe has it

Thanos: who's joe

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Tony: if youre nothing without the suit, you shouldnt have the suit

Peter: okay boomer