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ESFP: [Walks up to the microphone at a wedding, everyone expecting a marvelous speech]
ESFP: If you don't want your cake pass it to me!
ENTP: "Holy fucking hell"
ENTP: Am I swearing or am I talking about ENFPxINTJ.
INFJ, knocking at the bathroom door: ENFP COME OUT, WE HAVE TO GO
ENFP, from the inside: ...I-I'm bisexual--
INFJ:
INFJ: oK NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I SUPPORT YOU
Every other MBTI: Fuck IXTJs.
ENFPs and ESTPs: We're trying.
INFP: ENFP told me a lot about you.
INTJ: Oh yeah, what am I allergic to then?
INFP: Peanut butter and the full spectrum of human emotions.
Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
ISTP: No.
Judge:
Jury:
Judge, whispering: ...what now?
INTJ: Is that vodka?
ESTP: Yup.
INTJ: Straight?
ESTP: Nope, bi.
INTJ:
INTJ: tHE VODKA NOT YOU
ENTJ: wHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL
ESFP: [INDESCRIBABLE LOUD SCREECHING]
ESFJ: Please pass the salt
ENTP: Sure. [throws ISTJ across the table]
ESTP: We're having fun, don't we?
INFJ: I literally never been more stressed in my life.
INFP: Remember: murder is never the answer!
ISTJ: Of course not. It's a question.
INTJ: And the answer is yes.
ISFP: I've took more good grades that I can count
ISFP: Because I've took a lot of good grades
ISFP: Not- not because I can't count very high-
ISTP: You're smooth like sandpaper I swear.
ENTP: Did INFJ just told me they loved me for the first time?
ENTJ: Yeah.
ENTP: And did I just do finger guns back?
ENTJ: Yeah, you did.
ISTJ: Why are you squeezing me with your arms
ENFP: It's an hug, ISTJ. I'm hugging you.
INTP: What's the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?
ESFJ: Those are children. That's a school.
ESFP: But how did you even find me?
IXTJ: I thought "where are they?" And then I saw the explosion.