I posted 71 times in 2021
For every post I created, I reblogged 0.1 posts.
#dreamwastaken - 17 posts
#georgenotfound - 17 posts
#feral boys incorrect quotes - 16 posts
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#and lizzie just watched vine when she's with joel in his kingdom lol
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Scott: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Gem: ...I did. I broke it.
Scott: No. No you didn't. Lizzie?
Lizzie: Don't look at me. Look at Joel.
Joel: What?! I didn't break it.
Lizzie: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Joel: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Lizzie: Suspicious.
Joel: No, it's not!
Jimmy: If it matters, probably not, but Joey was the last one to use it.
Joey: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Jimmy: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Joey: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jimmy!
Gem: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Scott.
Scott: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Jimmy: Scott... Lizzie's been awfully quiet.
Lizzie: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Scott, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Scott: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Scott:
Scott: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
67 notes • Posted 2021-09-08 23:18:21 GMT
Techno: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
68 notes • Posted 2021-08-03 15:49:46 GMT
c!Eret: I'm a reverse necromancer.
c!Foolish: Isn't that just killing people?
c!Eret: Ah, technicality.
83 notes • Posted 2021-09-23 15:05:20 GMT
*The squad is over at Scott's house*
Gem: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Scott: ... N-No...
Scott, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Gem, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Lizzie: I see a-
Scott, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Gem: Oh, well I-
Scott: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Scott, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Joel: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Jimmy: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Scott: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Scott: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Scott, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Scott: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Joey, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Scott:
Gem: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Scott:
Scott, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
101 notes • Posted 2021-09-08 23:30:27 GMT
c!Eret: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-
c!Foolish: Twelve, actually.
c!Eret: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?
c!Foolish: Yours!
c!Eret: That's right: no one's.
209 notes • Posted 2021-09-23 14:51:12 GMT
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