Meanie

Yet another incorrect text account dedicated for Meanie 😁 Mingyu + Wonwoo

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Mingyu: *clears throat* is your dad a baker? cause your ass is a bun- i mean, you’ve got a nice bun. or, was the line, “you have a sweet bun”?

Wonwoo: .....

Mingyu: ... can i try again?

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Wonwoo: how do i install a permanent and working boyfriend?

Mingyu: simple install me

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Mingyu: Are you happiness?

Mingyu: Because you're out of my reach, but I want you to be with me anyway.

Wonwoo: ...

Wonwoo: Was that supposed to be a pick up line?

Mingyu: Did it work?

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Jihoon: who’s that?

Wonwoo: mingyu

Jihoon: he’s got a very punchable face

Wonwoo: yeah i notice that

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Mingyu: what is your favorite part of the English language?

Wonwoo: the singular second person personal pronoun

Mingyu: what?

Wonwoo: ‘you’

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is it really necessary to wishper right in his ear?

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Send me ask or submission if you want to ^^

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Mingyu: spell marry

Wonwoo: M A R R Y?

Mingyu: now spell me

Wonwoo: M E ?

Mingyu: good now put them together

Wonwoo: marry— wait, I’m not asking you to marry me

Mingyu: goddammit. It almost works!

Wonwoo: 😒

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Mingyu: oh come on you love me and you know that’s a fact!

Wonwoo: *blank stare at Mingyu* i would sell you to satan for one corn chip

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Wonwoo: take me to the art museum and hold my hands

Mingyu: but they said not to touch the masterpieces

Wonwoo: you smooth motherfucker

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Wonwoo: *angry* that’s it. you’re officially uninvited to my wedding

Mingyu: you mean our wedding?

Wonwoo: yes. that would be correct. you’re not coming

Mingyu: how would that even work?

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Thanks for 100 followers :)

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Wonwoo: i like you how i like my emotion

Mingyu: explain?

Wonwoo: *comes closer to whisper in Mingyu’s ear*

Wonwoo: buried deep inside me

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Mingyu: whoa would you look at that view?

Seokmin: hm? We’re sitting in your apartment watching dr. Phil?

Mingyu: yeah, but if you turn your head 2cm to the left you can see Wonwoo looking fine

Wonwoo: .....

Seokmin: ....

Mingyu: ....

Wonwoo: .... i’m eating toast but thanks

Seokmin: *groans* can i go home now?

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Wonwoo: right now I don’t know if i want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge

Mingyu: can i pick?

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*Wonwoo looking through their closet*

Wonwoo: hey what should i change into?

Mingyu: a better person

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Mingyu: *gloomy and depressed* i feel like a part of me is missing :(

A few minutes later

Mingyu: *sees Wonwoo enters the room and immediately brighten up* ah there he is :)