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Bono: Nice hands, Lewis

Lewis: Uhm... thanks

Bono: I bet they would look better wrapped around my-

Shov: BIBLE! AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD AMEN.

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George: If Lewis finds my fan account, he'll see my thirst tweets about him and probably spray me with holy water

Valtteri: I would pay to watch that

Toto: I really hope he does

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Lewis: That's a pretty rock

George: Thanks, Valtteri gave it to me

Valtteri: I threw it at you

George: He's so sweet

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Mick: Nice top you got there, George!

Lewis: I have a name, you know

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George: I’m bisexual and confused

George: Not about being bisexual, I just never know what the fuck is going on

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James: Last week, Bono was training the newbie, and when he picked up a laptop that someone left on a table, let me tell you…

James: When Bono yelled “Put that shit back” so loud, you know what I did?

Riki: You put your own shit back didn’t you?

James, blushing: I put my own shit back

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George: How do I tell Lewis that I want him to yell at me like he's Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

Toto: ...This is not what I had in my mind when you asked me to help you share your feelings

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Bono: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me

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George: Fruits that do not live up to their names: passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit

George: Fruits that do live up to their names?

George: Orange

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Lewis: Can I ask you for a favor?

Valtteri: I would literally die for you, but continue

Lewis: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way

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George: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen!

Shov: That’s a snake

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Nico, angrily pressing Lewis against a wall: WHAT'S YOUR STRATEGY FOR THE NEXT RACE?!

Lewis: ...

Lewis: Are we about to kiss-

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Mick: A sprite is anything not static

George: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d

Lewis: A sprite is a fucking soda

Lewis: Toto, when can we finally give them away?!

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Susie: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Toto: Even better!

Susie: What did you-

Toto, holding up a chicken: Her name is Fluffy

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Nyck: You seem familiar... have I threatened you on track before?

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lewis: i get up at five

george: lmaoo "i get up at five"

lewis: seriously, i get up at five

george: that's you? i though we had a raccoon

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Nyck: Who the fuck-

Stoffel: Language!

Nyck: Whom the fuck-

Stoffel: No-!