Incorrect MLP Quotes

What do you mean, "they didn't say that"? Of course they did, silly.

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Berry Punch: I’m playing a game. It’s called “I take a shot every time I feel depressed”

Minuette: That game exists and it’s called alcoholism.

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See this face? Take a good long look. Because this is the face that didn’t listen to a word you just said.

Discord.

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Twilight Sparkle: Shh! Did everybody hear that? Do you know what that sound was?

Pinkie Pie: What?

Twilight: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion little pieces.

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Soarin': Spitfire gave me a get better soon card.

Fleetfoot: Oh, that was nice of her.

Soarin': I wasn’t sick. She just thought I could do better.

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Pinkie Pie: I mistrust anyone who doesn't like chocolate.

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Pinkie told me that if I don’t find a way to react more positively to my surroundings, I’m going to die. So I’m going to die.

Limestone Pie, probably

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Berry Punch: I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk.

Berry Punch: My two true passions.

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Beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me.

Rarity, most likely

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Twilight Sparkle: Come on, Rainbow! This isn’t rocket science, it’s just quantum physics!

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Rainbow Dash: Being gay isn’t a choice.

Rainbow Dash: It’s a game and I’m winning

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Discord: I DO WHAT I WANT

Rarity: I’m calling Fluttershy.

Discord: no wait

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Cranky Doodle Donkey: [looks at Pinkie]

Pinkie Pie: don’t you do it.

Cranky:

Pinkie:

Cranky: I didn’t come here to make friends.

Pinkie Pie: god fucking dammit

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Spike: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.

Twilight Sparkle: I got a solid eight minutes.

Twilight: Not consecutively but it's still fine. You're not even that blurry.

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Spitfire: You use emojis like a straight person.

Soarin': That is, hands down, the worst thing anyone has ever said to me.

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