Thats NOT What She Said

✨Multifandom incorrect quotes ✨ Cat She/Her Main blog: stxrdust-widow

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Update from the blogger: Thank you everyone for 1000 followers! I can’t believe I’ve managed to entrap so many of you with my silly little incorrect quotes 😌😌

- Cat

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Billy: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

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*As kids, probably*

Kara: It smells like henway in here.

Alex:

Kara: Alex.

Kara, forcefully: Doesn't it smell like henway in here?

Alex *sigh*

Alex: What's a henway?

Kara: OH ABOUT TEN POUNDS!

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Simmons: I'm very scary.

Daisy: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Simmons: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Daisy: And small.

Simmons:

Simmons: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Rand: We have a problem.

Moiraine: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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*Steve and Natasha texting*

Steve: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

Natasha: Isn't Tony there?

Steve: Yes but I like you more.

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Tenzin: Be kind. Everyone is fighting their own battles.

Korra: Why would I be kind? I will be brutal and relentless and ride into battle by their side!

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Beckett: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Castle: For the dogs.

Beckett: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?

Castle: They don't know how.

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Booth to a perp, probably: Me? I'm the bees knees, but, you? You're just...

Brennan: Cockroach ankles!

Booth: Ye- uh, what?

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Alex: Why are we friends?

Winn: Poor decisions on your part.

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*Telling a story from the Academy, probably*

Fitz: I thought I was alone at my lab so I started sobbing loudly but it turned out I just couldn’t see my very short coworker behind the fish tanks

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Nynaeve: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Moiraine: I'm aware of that.

Nynaeve: But then you and I had some time together.

Moiraine: Uh-huh?

Nynaeve: It did not get better.

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Steve: What did you get on your shirt?

Nadya: Rust.

Steve: From what?

Nadya: Weapons.

Steve: Ok, time for more adult supervision.

Natasha *in the background, whispering*: That’s my girl :)

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*Circa pilot episode, probably*

Castle: If I may interject...

Beckett: Oh, awesome, Castle was eavesdropping.

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Morgan: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.

Oz: Way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.

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Hodgins, shooing Fisher away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

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Skinner: What do you two have to say for yourselves?

Mulder:

Scully:

Mulder: Oops?