Thats NOT What She Said

✨Multifandom incorrect quotes ✨ Cat She/Her Main blog: stxrdust-widow

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Update from the blogger: Thank you everyone for 1000 followers! I can’t believe I’ve managed to entrap so many of you with my silly little incorrect quotes 😌😌

- Cat

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Katniss: Stop doing that.

Peeta: Stop doing what?

Katniss: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Daisy: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.

Insert bad guy: … Are you okay?

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Moiraine, to the kids: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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Natasha: What? I'm not aggressive!

Steve: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Natasha: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

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Alex: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. Black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.

Kara: Alex, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

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Enid: Live, laugh, love!

Wednesday: Die, cry, hate.

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Yelena: All I did was try to kill Barton, is that really such a crime?

Kate:

Kate: Yes?!

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Angela: You need a hobby.

Booth: I have a hobby!

Angela: Fawning over Brennan isn’t a hobby.

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Ward: I think we should kiss.

Daisy: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

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Nynaeve: Egwene, gather the others. We need to have another Rand-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-him-before-he-hurts-someone convention.

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Nadya: Why should I make my bed, when I'm just gonna unmake it to sleep in it anyways?

Natasha: Why should I feed you if you’re just gonna die anyways?

Nadya:

Nadya: I'll go make my bed-

Steve: 🤨

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Cam: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Hodgins: But what if something else happens just this one time.

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*At some point, probably*

Blaine: Let's bury the hatchet, Liv.

Liv: I won't be burying any hatchet unless I get a clear shot at your groin!

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*Mulder and Scully flirting with each other yet again*

Langly: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Scully: 100%.

Mulder: Of course not! Why would you think that?

Frohike: I wonder why that possibility would even cross our mind, Mulder. I fucking wonder.

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Tenzin *to the Krew*: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves?

Korra: I have a person who does that for me.

Tenzin: Yeah, ME.

Korra: I'm glad you agree.

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Daisy: Dude, I will never forgive Craigslist for banning me after I wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. Whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but I was so pissed.