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Lamplighter: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case. Ling: Plight, that's a coma. Lamplighter: Sounds festive.

#oneshot (game)#lamplighter oneshot #lamplighter #ling oneshot #source: tumblr #also i know his name isnt actually plight but it just sounds better when other characters say that yknow?

Entity: I'm still a work in progress! God's still trying to figure me out!

#oneshot (game)#entity oneshot #world machine oneshot #the world machine #source: monster factory #submission

Entity: It seems we have to save the world. Niko: Oh dear, do we have the training for that? Entity: I doubt it.

#oneshot (game)#niko oneshot #entity oneshot #world machine oneshot #the world machine #source: a college of magics

Proto: I'll kick anyone's ass. I'll kick your ass, I'll kick your dog's ass, I'll kick my own ass,

#idk if this is good or not but it made me laugh when i thought of it so #oneshot (game)#proto oneshot #prototype oneshot #source: meme

Hey, I know this is a tense situation and all, but let's watch the fucking language.

Lamplighter, probably to himself

#oneshot (game)#lamplighter oneshot #lamplighter #source: unknown

Calamus: We shouldn't have come to the graveyard. I knew it. We shouldn't have come. Alula: We had to, there's safety in numbers. Calamus: Well, there's also death in numbers, Alula. It's called a massacre.

#oneshot (game)#calamus oneshot #alula oneshot #source: not provided #submission

Ling: How would you like your coffee? Lamplighter: As dark and bitter as my soul. Ling: One glass of white milk coming up.

#sdfgh #this is the best holy #oneshot (game)#ling oneshot #lamplighter oneshot #lamplighter #source: not provided #submission

Entity: I saw you helping Player reset yesterday. Author: E-Entity! It's not what you think! Entity: I won't hesitate, bitch! Entity: *destabilises*

#oneshot (game)#entity oneshot #world machine oneshot #the world machine #author oneshot #the author oneshot #source: meme #submission

George: If the multiverse theory is true, then there's a universe where it isn't. Kip: Multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations. Ling: Except in the universe where it does! Lamplighter: I'm having an aneurysm.

#oneshot (game)#george oneshot #kip oneshot #kip silverpoint #ling oneshot #lamplighter oneshot #lamplighter #source: tumblr

Lamplighter: Sure, I don't get a HEALTHY amount of sleep like NORMAL people do... Lamplighter: ...but can they do THIS?! Lamplighter: Lamplighter: *collapses*

#heyy first post #this joke has been in my head for the longest time lmao #oneshot (game)#lamplighter #lamplighter oneshot #source: tumblr

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