Incorrect OWCA

Incorrect Quotes from OWCA staff & evil scientists! .(Human AU). You can request/submit quotes if you want to see something specific!

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List of characters that may make an appearance here

Superiors/Bosses at OWCA:

Colonel Contraction

Major Francis Monogram

Admiral Wanda Acronym

Interns:

Carl Karl

Carla

Associated Teens:

Monty Monogram

Stacy Hirano

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz

Agents:

Perry the Platypus

Pinky the Chihuahua

Peter the Panda

Lyla Lolliberry (the Lemur)

Planty the Potted Plant

Newton the Gnu

Sergei the snail

Terry the Turtle

Gary the Gander

Herman the Hedgehog

Manny the Mongoose

Trainees:

Maggie the Macaw

Harry the Hyena

Karen the Cat

Evil Scientists/Criminals/Rogue Agents:

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Norm (Doofenshmirtz's robot)

Professor Mystery

Professor Poofenplotz

Aloyse Von Roddenstein

Dr. Dimminutive

Professor Kevin Destructicon

Dennis the Rabbit

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Carl: Breaking News, Monogram has disappointed us.

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Monogram: What's wrong with you?

Doofenshmirtz: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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Roddenstein: Silence is golden.

Doofenshmirtz: Duct tape is silver.

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Doofenshmirtz: I have locked Monogram in a cage designed by his own art. Oh, he has been well and truly hoist by his own petard.

Vanessa: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.

Doofenshmirtz: I’m blackmailing him.

Vanessa: Oh, happy days.

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Monogram: Agent P, what are you doing tomorrow?

Perry: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

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Doofenshmirtz: I'm going to get myself some soup.

Norm: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.

Doofenshmirtz: Pfft, I won't burn myself.

*30 seconds later*

Doofenshmirtz, entering the room: I burned myself.

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Acronym: What is everyone for Halloween?

Contraction: I’m superman.

Monogram: A clown.

Acronym: So I’m guessing we don’t need to get you a costume then?

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Gary: Hey, you wanna know a secret?

Perry: No.

Gary: Okay.

Perry:

Perry: Do you smell smoke?

Gary: The secret is that headquarters is on fire.

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Carl: I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood.

Carl: I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040, and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong. And the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404".

Carl: And I actually laughed out loud.

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Newton: *sees Monty and Vanessa together*

Newton: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Pinky: You mean... you ship them?

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Vanessa: Where have you been all day?

Stacy: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.

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Mystery: What’s up with you?

Doofenshmirtz: What do you mean?

Mystery: You’ve been nice and helpful and considerate all day. What’s your game?

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Carla: Can I borrow five dollars?

Carl: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back?

Carla: Of course.

Carla: Not directly, but with my love and affection.

Carl: So that’s a no.

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Roddenstein, shooing Doofenshmirtz away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

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Lyla: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.

Sergei: Peter is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Lyla.

Peter: I feel like Lyla is the more responsible one of us two though.

Lyla: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.

Peter: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

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Vanessa: What kinds of sounds annoy you?

Stacy: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?

Vanessa, now interested: Lets say imaginary.

Stacy: Spiders wearing flip flops.