Candace: My mom asked me, "If your friends jump off a bridge, would you?"
Candace: Mom, I was the one with the idea. You birthed a leader, not a follower.
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Candace: My mom asked me, "If your friends jump off a bridge, would you?"
Candace: Mom, I was the one with the idea. You birthed a leader, not a follower.
Monogram: What's wrong with you?
Doofenshmirtz: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Phineas: Okay, truth or dare?
Ferb: Truth
Phineas: How many hours have you slept this week?
Ferb:……
Ferb: ...Dare
Phineas: Go to bed.
Ferb: I don’t like this game.
Phineas: I know you can't really talk. Pretending you can just helps me think.
Perry: *platypus noises*
Phineas: I’m going to pretend I didn’t pretend to hear that.
Buford: Do you have any fantasies?
Baljeet: Ok, so, the Library of Alexandria is under siege and I'm a librarian who's good at fighting and I save the books
Isabella: Ouch Buford, how did you get that bruise?
Buford: (thinking back to this morning when he walked into a pole after Baljeet smiled and waved at him)
Buford: I'm in a gang
Ferb: At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh
Ferb: (retains emotionless expression)
Isabella: Should you date someone who's your opposite or similar to you?
Buford: I dunno. I take whoever I can get. Start lining up, people, this Baljeet thing isn't going to last forever.
Isabella:
Buford: That wasn't true. Don't spread that around.