#incorrect pnf

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Candace: My mom asked me, "If your friends jump off a bridge, would you?"

Candace: Mom, I was the one with the idea. You birthed a leader, not a follower.

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Monogram: What's wrong with you?

Doofenshmirtz: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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Phineas: Okay, truth or dare?

Ferb: Truth

Phineas: How many hours have you slept this week?

Ferb:……

Ferb: ...Dare

Phineas: Go to bed.

Ferb: I don’t like this game.

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Phineas: I know you can't really talk. Pretending you can just helps me think.

Perry: *platypus noises*

Phineas: I’m going to pretend I didn’t pretend to hear that.

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Buford: Do you have any fantasies?

Baljeet: Ok, so, the Library of Alexandria is under siege and I'm a librarian who's good at fighting and I save the books

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Isabella: Ouch Buford, how did you get that bruise?

Buford: (thinking back to this morning when he walked into a pole after Baljeet smiled and waved at him)

Buford: I'm in a gang

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Ferb: At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh

Ferb: (retains emotionless expression)

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Isabella: Should you date someone who's your opposite or similar to you?

Buford: I dunno. I take whoever I can get. Start lining up, people, this Baljeet thing isn't going to last forever.

Isabella:

Buford: That wasn't true. Don't spread that around.