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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosmic Funnies
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art blog(derogatory)
RMH
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pixel skylines
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor
PR's Tumblrdome
$LAYYYTER
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Claire Keane
occasionally subtle
#extradirty
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@incorrect-patbriquotes
Simone: Hey Pat, are you free on friday? About 8pm?
Pat: Uh... yes?
Simone: What about you, Bri?
Brian: Yes I am.
Simone: Good! 'Cause I'm not. You guys go pick a place and enjoy your date without me. *leaves the room*
Brian:
Pat:
Pat: Did she just-
Officer: So what are your names?
Pat: Don't tell him, Brian.
Officer: So you're Brian...
Brian: Good job, Patrick.
Officer: And you're Patrick, thank you for your cooperation.
Hey, Polygon shippers, I have a server for you.
I know, RPF is controversial, but I like it, some people like it, and you don’t have to like it since you can talk about any Polygon related ship, fictional and real.
That’s really what the server is all about, gay stuff, straight stuff, weird stuff, just a place to talk and share the things you enjoy Polygon related.
We’re a very small baby server, and we’ll soon even start mod applications, so we’re trying our best to make the server as welcoming as possible.
If you would like to join the server, please message me! :D
patbrijo soulmates. my proof?
pat. bri. jo.
PB&J!!!!
Jenna: You need a hobby.
Brian: I have a hobby.
Jenna: Staring longingly at Pat isn't a hobby.
Brian: You're right, it's a profession and I excel at it!
Simone: Why are Brian and Pat sitting with their backs to each other?
Jenna: They had a fight.
Simone: Then why are they holding hands?
Jenna: They get sad when they fight.
[Brian's phone rings. Simone checks the called ID.]
Simone: pffff Brian, you still call your dad "daddy"?
Brian, making direct eye contact with Simone: Hey, Pat!
Brian: Before Pat, I never realized relationships were supposed to make you feel better about yourself.
Pat: There's no snacks left in the office.
Brian: I'm literally right here.
Brian: I love you
Pat: I love you too
Brian: I love you more
Pat: I love you more than you love me
Jenna: I’d really love it if you guys didn’t do this in the group chat
Brian, texting Pat: Hi Pat I'm having a movie night. I have invited 17 people, would you like to come?
Pat: Ok? But why so many people?
Brian: Because the DVD said "Only for 18+ viewers"
Pat: ...
Brian: *holding up an image of Christopher Robin on his phone*
I don’t look like Christopher Robin.
Pat: Said Christopher Robin.
Pat: Why are you posing?
Brian: Google earth. Always snapping photos.
Brian: The most important rule in improv is to say "Yes, and" when talking to someone.
Pat: I've heard about that, but I think it's more of a concept, you don't actually have to sa—
Brian: Yes, and I totally agree with you, Pat.
Pat: No, I mean—
Brian: Yes, and Pat you don't worry, I got this, I am good at improv.
Pat: You seriously don't have to start everything with "Yes, and"
Brian: Yes, and you're right, Pat.
Pat: Brian.
Brian: Yes, and that's my name.
Brian: I'm this close to falling in love with Pat.
Simone: You were literally holding hands.
Brian: And?
Pat, flexing: You see these arms?
Brian: Yeah?
Pat: Wii Sports Resort
Pat: You're blocking the view.
Brian: I am the view.
