Incorrect Scum Villain’s Self Saving System Quotes

 Feel free to submit something!  One post per day (Will be upped if more people submit, so please do!)  Every two sentences Luo Binghe says MUST contain Shizun.

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Qi Qingqi, after a Peak Lord meeting: All right, good job, gays

Yue Qingyuan, sweating: Surely you mean “guys”?

Qi Qingqi: Did I stutter?

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Shen Qingqiu: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Liu-shidi?

Liu Qingge: No

Yue Qingyuan, trudging behind: I do

Shen Qingqiu: I know, shixiong

Yue Qingyuan: I’m sad

Shen Qingqiu: I know, shixiong

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Mobei Jun: I’m the demon king, my future spouse must be noble, organized, and graceful—

Shang Qinghua: Hello my ki— *trips over air, falls on his face, a bucket falls, spills water all over his clothes*

Mobei Jun: I want this one.

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Mobei Jun, speaking to the crowd of his subordinates: You can never get anything done. You’re all absolutely useless. I hate all of you.

Shang Qinghua, voice shaking: And me too, my king?

Mobei Jun, patting him on the head: Except for you

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Shen Qingqiu, looking at Shang Qinghua’s writing: Do you take requests?

Shang Qinghua, beaming: Sure, bro!

Shen Qingqiu: Please stop.

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Ning Yingying: I wish I had the ability to make boys nervous…

Sha Hualing, passing by: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me

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Mu Qingfang: The results are in and it shows that you are… *looks at the sheet* gay

Shang Qinghua: Wait… you can tell that just from the results?

Mu Qingfang: I could tell as soon as you walked in the door

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Shang Qinghua: You know what? I’ve had enough! I’m leaving!

Mobei Jun: Great. Scram. Good riddance.

Shang Qinghua: Yes! Farewell! Hope to never see your handsome face again!

Mobei Jun: Same!

Shen Qingqiu: …maybe you let go of each other’s hands first?

Mobei Jun & Shang Qinghua: No!

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Shang Qinghua, after staying up all night: Look idk the rules and regulations of our friendship...but I need you to carry me to the car.

Mobei-Jun: The fuck is a car

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Liu Mingyan and Sha Hualing: Shizun, have you ever considered being a little more direct about your feelings?

Shen Qingqiu: ...More?

Later, Shen Qingqiu: Binghe, I want to hug you.

Luo Binghe: SHIZUN!!!

Shen Qingqiu: With my legs.

Luo Binghe: >///< SHIZUN!!!!!!!

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Yue Qingyuan: Shidi, how was the sword session?

Liu Qingge: I taught them all my bad habits.

Yue Qingyuan: *look of disapproval*

Liu Qingge: But then I said, "You shouldn't do this."

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Yue Qingyuan, after drawing his blade: All right. Nobody look till I get my sword back in.

Mu Qingfang: I'm not f**king closing my eyes, you look like you're about to fall over.

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Ning Yingying: Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

Ming Fan: I don't go to class.

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Tian Lang-Jun, to Luo Binghe, standing with him in front of a mirror: Hey son. Look in that mirror, I see a strong, confident, handsome young man

Tian Lang-Jun: Oh look, you’re here too

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Bing-mei: Shizun, Bing-ge is making fun of me again.

Shen Qingqiu: Send him back to the time out chair.

Bing-ge, upset: Only if you'll sit on it with me.

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Luo Binghe: Fuck, I just want to be loved.

System: What would you prefer? A Shizun just for you?

System: Or a harem of girlfriends.

Luo Binghe: Shizun.

System: One transmigrated Shen Yuan coming right up.

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Gongyi Xiao, the gatekeeper: There is no way out. Just kidding. Door's right over there.