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Reggie, texting: Answer your phone

Paul, texting back: I can’t find my phone

Reggie: Oh alright

Reggie, 5 minutes later: You’re a terrible person. You know you’re killing me. You’re killing your brother

May: I love it when you’re drinking a milkshake and you start getting cramps and your entire face feels bloated. It’s so cleansing.

May: So apparently I’m lactose intolerant.

Ash: Paul gave me a get better soon card.

Dawn: That's sweet.

Ash: I wasn't sick, he just thought I could do better.

My dumb ass forgot to proofread one of the quotes before I posted it and realised it didn’t work, my apologies

Serena: You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.

Ash: I disagree, if anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Serena: That was big. I was really proud of you.

Dawn: You have no idea what we’re capable of!

Jessie: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

Serena: We need a distraction.

Clemont: Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Ash: My time has come.

Brock: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on here?!

Misty: It’s kinda complicated but Ash-

Brock: Got it. Forget I asked.

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