Quotes from Alola

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Pokemon SuMo Characters as Eminem's Advice for Kids

Boy Team Skull Grunt: Keep it real.

Girl Team Skull Grunt: No one's ever regretted a tattoo.

Kahili: With foreign markets volatile, now's a good time to invest in bonds.

Hau: Go see Toy Story 3 - The Toys are Back in Town

Lillie: Always purchase music through authorized retailers that pay royalties to the artist.

Guzma: Don't get mixed up with drugs, gangs, or oil executives.

Plumeria: Remember the magic words; "please", "thank you", and "step off, bitch."

Lusamine: Money doesn't buy happiness, it buys crazy-ass happiness.

Masked Royal: If I sign something for you, and I see it on Ebay, when you go home, I'm gonna be under your bed.

Moon: Don't waste your time watching this show.

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Moon: *about Plumeria* Why don’t you confront her about it?

Guzma: Because she will bite me, Moon. She will bite me in the neck.

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Guzma: Lets say I come up to you.

Hau: Alright.

Guzma: And I give you a little shove.

Guzma: And I say “come on let’s go.”

Hau: Okay.

Guzma: You gotta think on your feet here.

Hau: Alright I think I got one.

Guzma: What do you got, go ahead.

Hau: *Dancing and singing* Loving you, is easy ‘cause you’re beautiful. *winks*

Guzma: Alright see in that situation, Hau, I’m gonna kill you.

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Faba and Wicke: *getting on elevator at the top of the Aether Foundation*

Faba: If there is something wrong with me that I don't know about, then you owe it to me as my coworker to tell me.

Wicke: Alright. You're a narcissist, you're a sociopath, you're probably a psychopath...

*doors close and reopen on the bottom level*

Wicke: You're paranoid, sexist, and you make fun of the elderly.

Faba: Those are just quirks! Endearing quirks!

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Lusamine: So that's when this salesman from Men's Sportswear walks clear across the store into Ladies' Petite and says 'Oh, excuse me, miss, but I noticed you've been having a hard time deciding between the turquoise strapless and the flaming red backless, well personally, I'd like to see you in the backless.'

Lusamine: And I said 'When?'

Lusamine: And he said 'How about Saturday night?'

Lusamine: And I said 'How about in your dreams, sleazo!'

Lusamine: Can you believe the nerve of that guy?

Plumeria: What were you doing in Ladies' Petite?

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Plumeria: What part of ‘I have a hangover every fucking morning’ don’t you get?

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Moon: Excuse me, sir?

Nanu: It’s officer.

Moon: No, it’s not. It’s barely “sir”.

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Guzma: Sex in the shower? No. Slip and bust my ass. Break my dick. She slippin too. She knock her head on the tile she passed out. Bleedin. I cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. Thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

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Kiawe: I think I might be gay.

Kiawe: I saw this penis on the internet today and I thought to myself well that’s...that’s just fine.

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Plumeria: I feel kind of bad leaving the team like this with Thanksgiving coming up.

Plumeria: I mean, if I’m not there, who’s gonna carve the turkey?

Guzma: *vacuuming a turkey* I DON’T UNDERSTAND!

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Guzma: Wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind.

Pharmacist: Here are your antidepressants.

Guzma: No curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath.

Pharmacist: Thank you.

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Gladion: Lets see what’s in my friend Guzma’s car.

Gladion: *shows rotting banana* Oh, that banana looks good.

Gladion: *shows half a cookie in the door* Part of a cookie.

Gladion: He’s got no seats and a knife.

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Plumeria: Cold in here?

Guzma: Nope, just really small.

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Guzma: I took it for a variety of complex reasons the most important of which is that it was shiny.

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Nurse Joy: Y’all kids make my ass itch.

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Moon: *on the bus overhearing Guzma talk on the phone*

Guzma: My pockets jingle with stolen buttons from Hot Topic.

Guzma: I literally cannot stop stealing those buttons from the Button Vats like I don’t feel like paying 3 dollars for a piece of tin with Pusheen on it but I do feel like doing a heist.

Guzma: Call the cops bitch I’ll have sex with them.

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Do anybody know why it says Milotic’s habitat is unknown in sword and shield but I found one in the wild area