Incorrect Pokémon Protagonist Quotes

(Picrew Used: https://picrew.me/ja/secret_image_maker/ssP8yKWwLibeazvC) Incorrect Pokémon quotes, usually by the game/anime/manga protagonists. This is based off of headcanon.

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Ash [reading card]: Stop stealing other people's clothes, or draw 25?

Ash: *sees Calem and Elio side-eyeing him behind a bush*

Ash: *draws 25 cards*

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Gloria: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Emerald does? What if he jumps off a cliff? Hilbert: If Emerald were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Emerald jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Gloria: You jump off a cliff. Hilbert: Gladly, provided Emerald did first.

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Hilbert: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to his chest* Ash: We have heart? Hilbert: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

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Lucas: Remain CALM! *slaps Calem multiple times*

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Florian: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river. Juliana: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.

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Emerald: Breathe, just breathe. Ash: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure! Hilbert:: Awww, that never bothered you before.

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May: Why are you guys acting like this? Selene: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.

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May: *standing on a balcony and sneezes* Emerald: *standing on the roof* Bless you. May: God?!

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Elio: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.

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Rosa: Oh, fiddlesticks. Brendan: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Are you still active?

I'm kinda busy with college right now, but don't worry! I haven't forgotten about this blog!

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glad you ship the real pair instead of all mlm wlw fujo queerbait. Our ship is the best canon

What are you even talking about? At the very least, be more specific!

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Hilda: Hey guys, today Gloria pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put her down. Hilda: The benefits of killing her are that I would get pushed way less.

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Rosa: Hey, Elio you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform. Elio: Have you ever been to a mortuary? Rosa: Yea, my grandma lives there. Florian: That is the worst response to that question.

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*Thump noise* Goh, from the other room: What happened?! Elio: Roy’s shirt fell. Goh: Why was it loud? Elio: It had him inside.

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Dawn: Don’t you have any dignity, Chloe? Chloe: Uh, no.

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Calem: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. Goh: Only if you also don't ask why. Goh: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* Calem: ... Calem, grabbing a skull: This one will do.