incorrect psych quotes

i’ve heard it both ways

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Shawn, on the phone: Hey Dad, can I borrow 2500 bucks?

Henry: Why the hell do you need $2500?

Shawn: For an escape room

Henry: What kind of escape room costs $2500?

Shawn: Jail

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Shawn, sipping hot orange juice: Juliet, if you’re breaking up with me at least give me a reason

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Shawn: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing set?

Gus: No, I said “Shawn, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said “Don’t tell me what to do,” and then you licked the swing set.

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Shawn: I'm writing an autobiography right now, any ideas?

Carlton: Kill the main character.

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Shawn: We’re thick as thieves

Gus: Okay

Shawn: As juicy as burglars

Gus: Stop

Shawn: Just a couple dummy thicc stealy bois

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Gus: *opens first aid kit* WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH CHEETOS?

Shawn, bleeding out: It was funny at the time

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Shawn: This is my wall of inspirational people.

Gus: That’s just a picture of yourself.

Shawn: I’m big enough to admit that I often inspire myself.

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Gus: Let us proceed with caution and empathy.

Shawn: We’ve never tried it before, maybe it’ll work.

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psych & b99 are so similar I feel like any jake peralta quote is totally accurate for shawn too

i always think the same thing because shawn and jake are really similar! sometimes i wonder if parts of jake’s character are based on shawn

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just wanted to let you know, you sourced the 'taking ice cream out of the freezer' post as from tumblr, but it's actually from a vine by Matt Post!

oh my god i can’t believe i’ve never seen that vine before thank you for letting me know!!

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Carlton: Spencer, this is a crime scene!

Shawn, taking ice cream out of the freezer: What, is this the murder weapon? Get off my dick.

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Juliet: You’re smiling, did something good happen?

Shawn: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Gus: Lassie tripped and fell in the parking lot.

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Juliet: Hey Carlton, do you have a bag that I can borrow?

Carlton: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Juliet: Literally all you had to do was say no.

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Shawn: Jules, I screwed up big time.

Juliet: Shawn, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Juliet: Why do you always see the worst in people?

Carlton: Because people are the worst.

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Gus: FOUR MONTHS.

Juliet: What's he talking about?

Shawn: It's really not that big of a deal.

Gus: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.

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Gus: Did you eat all my powdered donuts?

Shawn: *mouth full of donuts* No.

Gus: Then what’s that white powder on your jeans?

Shawn: Cocaine.