Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss, Giraffe

Incorrect quotes from the revue starlight anime and game Feel free to send in submissions (Juice, they/them)

[lamentable-comedy]

my castmate, getting emotional on closing night: do you ever think about how we might be in this play again... but this is still the last time we'll ever be in this production, with these people at this time? and even within that, each show is the last time we'll ever do that specific performance. even within a given unique production, there are a thousand little things that are different night to night. different performance choices, different audience, different thoughts in our heads and ways we play off each other. it's like. theatre is by its nature ephemeral and there's no way to ever go back and experience that specific version of a play ever again.

me, who's lived through the time loop of this night 300 times: y'know--

[amipasta]

[bloodraven55]

celebrating the start of my christmas break by editing the futakao potential breakup song amv i want to see in the world because these two are honestly hella underrated

[sleepless-in-starbucks]

guy who's stuck in a timeloop for so long he stops wanting to leave it. guy who started out trying to escape but slowly grew used to and became comforted by the familiarity of the repeating day. guy who is no longer who he was before the timeloop. guy who is offered a way out and violently refuses it because he can't leave, doesn't want to leave. guy who escapes the timeloop by chance or force or accident and doesn't know how to live anymore. guy who keeps going through motions that don't match the situation and keeps having conversations that aren't actually occurring. guy who panics every time he realizes he can't predict the next instant. guy who left the timeloop but still lives with it.

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Michiru: Why don't you take off that battle armor and slip into something a little more...comfortable Akria: I am most comfortable when I am impervious to most physical forms of attack.

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Fumi: that was my sarcastic voice Tamao: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice. Fumi: i've been told that

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Kidnapper: we have your child Junna: I don't have a child? Kidnapper: then who just asked us for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich? Junna: Oh god, you have Karen.

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Yuyuko: *pulls back the curtain while Rui is showering* Yuyuko: are we--stop screaming, it's me--are we out of doritos?

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Hikari: murder wasn't on today's agenda Junna: It's not on anyone's. Hikari: no it's on mine just not until next Tuesday

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Tamao, texting: I love you! Rui: I love you too! Tamao: I love you more! Rui: I love you more than you love me! Fumi: i'd love it if you guys didn't do this in the group chat

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Michiru: Look, this doesn't need to be a big deal. Whoever took that pie, come forward and all will be forgiven. Everyone:... Michiru: Smart. You knew I would never forgive you.

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Junna: Are you a practicing homosexual? Maya: I don't need to practice, I'm very good at it.

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made hikari’s revue outfit

my goal is to eventually have all 8 slots in the store be everyone’s revue outfits minus nanas probably bc the white might not transfer well

also i have the qrs for both now i’ll post them when i get a chance

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Shiori: Would you date a man that's shorter than you? Fumi: no Shiori: That's kinda shallow. Fumi: i'm gay Shiori

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Hikari: Karen tell Claudine where she can stick her grapes Karen: In the fridge! Hikari: no Karen... the butt... in her butt

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Maya: Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding. Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal stage girl.

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Fumi: that is not appropriate for the workplace Ichie: you are not appropriate for the workplace! Fumi: you're not appropriate for your face! Yuyuko: i bet when you reconnect in your 30's you guys'll get married