The Fuck Camilla Squad

An incorrect quotes account for a DnD campaign and their wonderful misadventures || Pro Pic credit: Flailingkitty

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Rubix: Is crying until 4 AM badass?

Sebby: No! It’s a clear sign that something is wrong!

Rubix: Yea whatever

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Rubix, looking at a handful of dirt: Bone apple teeth

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Sebastion: I always thought i was pretty good, you know? Then i go and get stabbed... Ugh.

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Rubix: I may have ‘separation anxiety’ and ‘no will to live’ but im still a ‘sentient being with my own free will’

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Molly: I can’t, stress is bad for the baby.

Solanum: .... What baby?

Molly: Me.

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Enemy: Im going to kill you

Rubix: Amazing! I would love that! Just gimme a second to ask my friends

Enemy: That’s not- wh-

Rubix, very sad: They said no

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Sebastion, to the party: Remember, if we get caught none of us speak Common

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Im an unwilling protagonist in a harem anime

-Solanum, upon realizing that she’s surrounded herself with bottoms

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Solanum: Please Don’t

The party, confirmed bottoms: We are lowly dirt for you to step on

Solanum: No Stop

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Rubix: What’s crackalackin?

Water Boy: My bones

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Feera: Yesterday I accidentally stabbed Lot in the leg and I couldn’t decide on saying “I’m so fucking sorry”or “are you fucking okay”

Feera: So I panicked and yelled “ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!”

Feera: He’s still crying in the bathroom

Solanum:

Solanum: How do you ACCIDENTALLY stab someone?!

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Sebastian: I scratched off the lottery ticket, and I won $18,000!

Rubix: Wow

Lot: That’s amazing!

Solanum: Better luck next time.

Everyone in tint:

Solanum: ... Yes, sorry, from context, I see that is actually a large sum of money.

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Lot: are you high?

Rubix: am I what?

Lot: high

Rubix: hello

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Feera: Bro

Lot: What bro

Feera: Tell the whole world that we’re bros

Lot: *whispers* We’re bros

Feera: Why’d you whisper, bro

Lot: Because you’re my whole world bro

Feera: Bro

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Ares: I’m having a baby

Snickerdoodle: Oh congratulations-

Ares: *slamming adoption papers on the table* It’s you, sign here.

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Rubix: I made coffee with an energy drink instead of water.

Solanum: how do you feel?

Rubix: My heart stopped beating two hours ago.

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Tint VS Hue

Hue: these are my emotional support idiots

Tint: I’m surrounded by idiots