I’m Very Lonely In The Real World

Imma just laugh and simp here about stuff I have noone to talk to about

[beardedmrbean]

how to commit to the bit properly

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[mevil]

[closetedenjoyer]

They’re plotting their escape

[foxykindofstand]

people aren't having sex anymore because Leonard Cohen had all of it in the 70s

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You can’t Abstain your way to a Better World.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The Burger still gets made, even if you go Vegan. If you don’t buy it, it just winds up in the trash. If you want to do something meaningful about waste, you need legislation: It must become a crime to waste food in those ways.

If you care about Animal Cruelty in Factory Farms, you need to get legislation passed. It must become a crime to mistreat animals in those ways, and when malfeasances occurs, the onus of responsibility for those crimes must fall upon wealthy shoulders. That, also, requires legislation. It requires regulations, and regulators.

The largest source of Microplastics is wear and tear on automobile tires. It doesn’t matter what brand of shampoo you buy. It doesn’t matter which company you support with your dollar. The issue of Public Transit is too large-scale to be handled at anything less than the municipal level.

It’s not enough to just not participate in society

If you want the world to Change, you must leverage the mechanisms of political power.

You need Government.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

STOP PROPOSING INDIVIDUAL SOLUTIONS TO COLLECTIVE PROBLEMS

[elexecution]

tomorrow is dog day afternoon night at the bar. they are going to turn off the a/c and lock us inside.

[connieboldheart]

I love making these - let me know in comments/reblogs where you'd sit! :)

[closetedenjoyer]

[greelin]

“an escape room as a teammate/coworker bonding experience” that sounds like saw. You are describing saw to me.

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[bipol4rbby]

no, i actually don’t know why the gang hits the slopes keeps starting at the end of the episode instead of restarting which implies i watch it repeatedly without finishing, that’s so weird.

[closetedenjoyer]

I’m glad we’re all normal about this episode

[spidersdaily]

[closetedenjoyer]

WHYYYYYYYYY

[hjartasalt]

Actually cannot stop watching this

[hjartasalt]

Good news the full version actually is on spotify!

[closetedenjoyer]

Watching the finale of Hannibal’s Mizumono and thinking of this when Alana runs upstairs and Hannibal just calmly stalks behind her lmao

[insomniac-arrest]

Dead wife flashback but she’s like “I’m not your wife” and “what are you doing in my afterlife” and “stop following me around, Charlie”

[closetedenjoyer]

This would’ve been one hell of a plotline in The Good Place

[insomniac-arrest]

[closetedenjoyer]

Michael at the end of the first day:

[insomniac-arrest]

Dead wife flashback but she’s like “I’m not your wife” and “what are you doing in my afterlife” and “stop following me around, Charlie”

[closetedenjoyer]

This would’ve been one hell of a plotline in The Good Place

[manicpixiedckgirl]

[theaudientvoid]

There are multiple chapters that are set in hospitals where the characters are attempting to recover from injuries that never fully heal. I must once again stress that my experience in WWI was perfectly normal.

[aro-ace-from-outer-space22]

There is a giant horrible mudplain full of unrecoverable and perfectly preserved dead bodies that the characters have to walk through in a land where the air is poisoned gas, and on a compLETELY UNRELATED NOTE: WWI WAS TOTALLY FINE AND NORMAL!!

[ofcrystalsandart]

moodboard for when you're just a little guy but also losing your fucking mind

[lordsfromelsewhere]

the sexiest accessory (and i'm not talking about the hat)

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