Incorrect Riverdale Quotes

Every high school has its fair share of secrets - Riverdale High just has a bit more than most (An Incorrect Riverdale Quotes and Gossip blog, narrated by our very own Jughead Jones).

[slytherin-headcanons]

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[incorrect-riverdales]

okay so since the show has ended, and I have not watched it (at all? II think??) since season 3, who here is willing to join me for a proper rewatch, all the way from the start?

I will fully be liveblogging my reactions to this under the tag #jughead rewatches riverdale

mod judghead, back from the dead 😉

[incorrect-riverdales]

i just feel like they should have played tell me - the very first song that played in the pilot and set the tone for this show - at the end as it goes into credits, as a full-circle moment and a proper send off

RAS why!!! *shakes fists*

[taishaunas]

RIVERDALE (2017-2023) 7.20 "Goodbye, Riverdale"

[incorrect-riverdales]

what in the rod serling- I’m emotional over this what the fuck 🥺😭

[abortiondelight]

why don't you write a weird gay play about a heterosexual all-american comic character and get a cease & desist from the comic company then spend the next 20 years working to become the creative director of the comic company and create a campy tv show that culminates in your weird gay play-turned-musical, creating the most fulfilling full circle in media history. just try it out, see how it goes

[bireggiemantle]

when I say riverdale is genius I truly mean it because what other show's creator would perpetuate a twenty year long revenge scheme over a cease and desist he received for writing a queer play (which included serial killers, of course) about the main character of a decades old comics series he would later acquire the intellectual property rights to that ultimately culminates in making every single character from said comics series, no matter how minor, coming out as queer in some capacity, INCLUDING having the two female leads fall in love in the shows final season. none of you understand true art and it shows

[mothmanchronicler]

quora riverdale discourse outta this world

[tess-mercer]

[bedlund]

what would riverdale characters look like if they were individual sugar packets. aka sugardale inspired by buttondale conversations with @roxyandelsewhere

[armandgender]

next season of riverdale takes place in an alternate universe where they r in antarctica and it’s called shiverdale

[vmpyry]

then it’s a case of the serpent eating its own tail. it’s a vicious cycle of never-ending madness that turns back on itself over and over again until someone breaks the chain.

riverdale // this be the verse, by philip larkin

[aiba2]

Riverdale unanimously elected for best show on television

[ketamie]

this literally fills me with indescribable joy like no other show makes me as happy

[poorlydrawnriverdale]

[thelivingend]

happy birthday david lynch but more importantly happy anniversary to riverdale killing off their david lynch stand-in character live at riverdale high prom in the season 5 premiere episode that also aired on david lynch’s birthday

[incorrect-riverdales]

it's a miracle archie and grundy didn't get caught earlier given that they were FUCKIN ON SCHOOL PROPERTY

[nathaniels-diary]

is mrs grundy alive again btw? is she in riverdale having a crush on archie, lingering behind a corner just to bring back one of the worst riverdale plots?

or wait is the actual acutal mrs grundy (this old lady from the comics that mrs grundy from the show stole the personal informations from)alive again so mrs grundy, the young one in the show, isnt named mrs grudy in this timeline??

[incorrect-riverdales]

i'm rewatching riverdale season 1 so this is a post from that

[incorrect-riverdales]

hot dog boy do NOT fall for ms grundy

[incorrect-riverdales]

it's a miracle archie and grundy didn't get caught earlier given that they were FUCKIN ON SCHOOL PROPERTY

[incorrect-riverdales]

chuck clayton has one of the goofiest names in this entire riververse