Gnome Walter White

Ashley | 24 | She/her

[aiba2]

[gracklesong]

I would be pretty surprised, personally

[tamamita]

[xteacupx]

Today after about a week of confusion and asking people in real life if they've noticed anything, I discovered that there is, in fact, not a bizarre 2026 trend of "Mr Beast Pregnancy Memes" and it is all in fact just a series of tumblr posts from one Ukranian who I've never met named Petro and my two chaos incarnate tumblr mutuals who are so fascinated by the world he is conjuring that they have both been drip-feeding it onto my otherwise relatively normal tumblr dashboard.

[aiba2]

It's really funny to me how common "SEX is binary, but GENDER is a spectrum" separation is/was to parrot around. Like social gender is actually way way more binary than sex. But I suppose it's an easy thing to believe if you don't know anything

[tamamita]

you will f**k increasingly large creatures

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[wonderarium]

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*asks a question* *gets an answer* “im not reading that”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i didn’t have to stalk your page, these are comments you left on my post? and this isn’t harassment, it’s another post on my own blog?

[hungwy]

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

[ysolt]

if pjackk can return from the dead then maybe there is hope for us all

[ysolt]

[corrucyst]

got bad news.

[pjackk]

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Here's my pickup line. Can you give your perspective as a woman?

Did you know that male seahorses give birth? Let's give birth to wonderful conversations.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[aiba2]

Every time any word phrase grammatical structure Anything from aave gets picked up by white kids, it attracts a large number of casual racists who think it Sounds Funny, and also a large number of competitive racists who think it sounds Stupid and is corrupting the youth and <Any number of dogwhistles here>, and it also creates a number of softboy racists who go "Oh my god I thought it was so funny I didn't know that was a thing black people say!!! I'll stop right away" under the comments of every post talking about the first 2 groups. And then they all do the same shit in the same roles over a different word next week.

[warrenzevonofficial]

"ethical rpf" pisses me off i'm writing about hitting him with a belt

[warrenzevonofficial]

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[femboy-c-cups]

[femboy-c-cups]

Worthy