Gnome Walter White

Ashley | 24 | She/her

[aiba2]

[duncebento]

i love posts that have a definitive line after which it's clear you can just go back to whatever it is you were doing. nothing intelligent will be said

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[wiki-pettan-con]

they gotta invent shoplifting for online shopping

[zitongzi]

Credit card fraud , gift card hacking, piracy of you believe big companies

[wiki-pettan-con]

i want a button on the checkout page that says "ship without payment" that they make you promise not to click

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[sforzzz]

i agree that kids deserve and need more access to HRT earlier in life should they desire to transition but i really hate that the main argument in favor of it is "we need to have people transition earlier before PERMANENT IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE makes it so they can NEVER EVER look like their desired gender and they'll be FOREVER UGLY AND CLOCKY"

[sforzzz]

like i just want more bodily autonomy for everyone why do we gotta frame it like this

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[spamtonhater1997]

spamton visited by the 3 baby tapirs at his death bed they are not here to mourn but to celebrate becuse it is a great occasion

[mewvore]

Do not fall for the grindset mentality; jerk off and eat a hot pocket to recover spiritually

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Good point. We should jerk off and *throws dart* eat some pork bao. Or if you're vegetarian we could *spins comically sized wheel* eat some samosas. What's truly important is we have to jerk off. Together.

[greatlordfluffernutter]

[nick-nonya]

[likepeaches]

wait wtf is cream soda

[nvtxl]

cause when we're creaming and popping...

[likepeaches]

we’re cropping?

[nvtxl]

we're peaming

[amvs]

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

[catboywormkin]

HAPPY 20 TH!!! LOVE YOU

[creepymutelilbugger]

well if the ai generated banana seal from the tumblr ad says i have to eat 40 pounds of carbs a day then i guess i have no choice

[kamil-a]

when you reblog something from someone and their partner reblogs it from you instead of their lover: homewrecker 😈

when your post gets 2 likes from a couple: got adopted👩‍🍼

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

on tiktok they're debating the ethics of being sexually attracted to the poop toy from the new toy story movie. in case anyone was curious

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[nanoraydx]

No… I’m actually more interested in making porn of your bitmoji instead of having real sex with you. Um, you can go home now thanks