Incorrect Armored Core VI Quotes

Incorrect quotes from the hit FromSoftware video game, Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon.

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Welcome to Incorrect Armored Core VI Quotes

As you might have already guessed, I will be posting incorrect quotes involving characters from the FromSoftware video game, Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon. Fair warning, I will not be posting very consistently. I'm doing this just for fun, and I tend to be forgetful, so the frequency of posts will probably vary. Feel free to send asks or requests for particular characters to appear! Also, the owner of this account is a firm believer in using she/they pronouns for Raven, and in transfem butch lesbian V.IV Rusty. You have been warned. (go check out rattlegeist's art of them, seriously. it's so good)

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621: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.

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My apologies for the lack of activity, I am having an absolutely terrible time. Will try to post some more, though.

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Walter: I had to pick up 621 early Carla: That’s alright. Have they been sick? Walter: No, not sick, they’re just very upset because they’ve had a hard day Carla: Wait, why did they have a hard day? Walter: She took her two pet snails to the mission briefing with her today, and she had the snails in her pocket. She let out the snails for some exercise, and Iguazu thought they were snails that had come into the briefing room from the outside, so he threw 621’s snails out the window Carla: Oh my god Walter: I know you are laughing, Carla, but please act sad about it when we get back to the base today Carla: I’ll try but that is hilarious Walter: Yeah, I know. Stupid pet snails Walter: I’m trying not to let 621 see me laugh

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Snail, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here. Pater: Hey. Maeterlinck: Hi. Hawkins: Hello. Rusty: Hey! Snail: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Swinburne: We were out of Doritos.

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Not an incorrect quote, but. Saw a headline today about the owner of a ramen restaurant placing a bounty on some people who left a negative review. I don't think there's much truth to the story but my first thought was that it could make for a mission briefing in ac6... "Got a job for you, 621. Hunt down the customers who left a negative review."

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Michigan, knocking on the door: Iguazu, open up! Iguazu: It all started when I was a kid. Michigan: That’s not what I- Red: Let them finish!

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Michigan: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS! Middle Flatwell: And here we have a capitalist. Snail: Did you just- Rusty: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

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621: Good. Thanks, dad. Carla: You just called Walter “dad”. You just said “thanks, dad.” 621: What? No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”. Walter: Do you see me as a father figure, 621? 621: No. If anything I see you as a bother figure ‘cause you’re always bothering me. Rusty: Hey! Show your father some respect!

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Carla: Why are 621 and Rusty sitting with their backs to each other? Walter: They had a fight. Carla: Then why are they holding hands? Walter: They get sad when they fight.

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Rusty: buddy, are you telling me your handler didn't get you health insurance?

621: ...

Michigan: A MAGGOT LIKE YOU MUST STAY IN PEAK PHYSICAL CONDITION TO PERFORM, G13!

Walter: my hound's medical situation is under control. Don't worry about it.

Chatty: the boss is disappointed, Walter. The tourist deserves better.

Iguazu: I don't care if the freelancer can't get new glasses or their teeth fixed, CAN WE FOCUS ON THE GIANT WORM?!

Snail: they don't even have dental 😒

Amazing, thank you "They don't even have dental" killed me...

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Rusty, to 621: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

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Allmond: Let Me Give You The Fast Version: [briefing_speedx400.wav]. If You Have Any Questions, Just Remember What I Said In Slow Motion.

Ayre, later: They didn't say anything helpful, by the way. They just complained about humans having no follow-through for what would have been ten minutes at normal speed.

See, this is why Allmind shouldn't be in charge of the briefings...

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Walter: What did you two do? 621: Carla: Walter: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the corporations again or not.