SIMP

Vore, stuffing, ect. 18+, I'm 20 years old, Nsfw, and SFW. I'm Just bored okay?

[happilyasimp]

Since I never officially introduced myself let's do this!

My name is MJ, I'm 20, and my zodiac is Cancer.

I like doing Nsfw And SFW content so minors beware.

I'm probably too deep into Twisted Wonderland,like waaaaaay too deep. I'm a gaint ass Kalim simp too. My liking to his "friend" Jamil is like 50/50 I'm pretty neutral about him tbh. I still have a small love for Leona, Ruggie, and Azul. The leech brothers are cute in thier own terrifying ways.

I am not good at all the characters or writing so bare with me.

I am VERY willing to make friends of any age since my mental maturity goes from age 15 all the way to age 20 (and I'm not joking about it either)

I'm a highly emotional person who tends to not filter their words. I'm so sorry

[happilyasimp]

I created MJ with a Picrew that matches twisted Wonderland

[happilyasimp]

Send me asks man. Just give me a situation and use the ships

MJ x Ruggie

Jace x Jamil

Eclipse x Kalim

Or ask about one oc! I need more writing content!!!!!

[charmymemes]

𝐎𝐂 𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐉𝐈 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐒!

feel free to tweak questions + all emojis r listed in text form bc i can't see some of them aAAaaAA! sorry if any of these questions are too similar i tried to avoid that but .. there's a lot lol! categorized by emoji type.

i wanted to make one because i could not find one on tumblr already that had a ton of questions. this was created by combining ones under the #oc ask game tag + my own contributions. hi charmymemes nation i'm back.

people

👁️ EYE - what colour are their eyes? do people notice their eyes? is there anything special about them (shows emotion easily, literally magical...)?

🤥 LYING - are they good liars? do they have tells to show they're lying?

👻 GHOST - do they believe in ghosts? what are their "ghostly experiences", if any?

💥 COLLISON - what emotions do they have trouble dealing with?

😭 CRYING - what makes them cry? do they cry easily?

👊 PUNCH - are they quick to violence?

💢 ANGER - what are some habits they have that will take some getting used to?

👪 FAMILY - what is their family like? what is your ocs relationship to them? does your oc have any siblings?

😨 FEARFUL - when scared, do they go into "flight" or "fight"?

💤 SLEEPING - do they fall asleep easily? what helps them sleep?

food & drinks

🥞 PANCAKE - what is their comfort breakfast?

🎂 BIRTHDAY CAKE - when is their birthday? do they like celebrating it?

🍩 DONUT - favourite sweet treat?

🍟 FRIES - do they order food often? or they prefer to cook their own food?

☕️ HOT BEVERAGE - do they prefer hot or cold drinks? what is their favourite drink?

🍓 STRAWBERRY - do they eat their fruit & veg? what is their favourite fruit or vegetable?

🍰 CAKE SLICE - favourite cake flavour? are they specific about types of cakes?

🍧 SHAVED ICE - do they still have any objects from their childhood? what significance does it have to them? what would their reaction be if they lost it?

plants & nature

💐 BOUQUET - create a bouqet for them! what do those flowers mean? are any of the flowers their particular favourite?

🌙 MOON - what is your oc's greatest wish? how far are they willing to go for it?

🌋 VOLCANO - how bad is their temper? is it a slow boil, or a instant explosion?

🌺 HIBISCUS - do they have any allergies?

🍁 MAPLE LEAF - what is their favourite season? why?

🍃 FALLING LEAF - do they enjoy being in nature? what is their favourite outdoor activity?

☀️ SUN - are they a morning person? what is the first thing they do in the morning?

🕷️ SPIDER - what is their biggest fear? do they have any irrational / mundane fears?

🌹 ROSE - do they like valentines day? have they been confessed to before? have they confessed to anyone before?

🙈 SEE-NO-EVIL - whats a side of your oc that they don't want to show other people?

🙊 SPEAK-NO-EVIL - what is something your oc will refuse to stay quiet about?

🙉 HEAR-NO-EVIL - what is the worse thing your oc could hear from someone?

🌱 SEEDLING - what is their most vivid memory from childhood?

🍀 CLOVER - do they believe in luck? are they lucky?

🌏 EARTH - will they give up the world for someone they love? is this decision easy for them?

🌌 MILKY WAY - what was the inspiration behind your oc? what was the first thing you decided about them?

activity

⚾ BASEBALL - can they play sports? what is their best position if they play a team sport? what's their strong suit (speed, power etc.)?

🏊 SWIMMING - can they swim? or are they afraid of water? how well do they swim? how do they feel about swimming in the ocean?

objects

📣 MEGAPHONE - how loud are they? what do they speak like? got a voice claim?

📖 OPEN BOOK - do they like reading? what's their favourite genre?

🪤 MOUSE TRAP - what will always lure them into certain danger? a loved one in danger? a promise of something they are always searching for?

📸 CAMERA - do they enjoy having their picture taken? what's their go-to pose? do they like taking photos? what do they take photos of?

🎭 MASKS - do they act differently around certain people? what's different between the way they act around friends, family, strangers, etc.?

✂️ SCISSORS - what is the "last straw" for them to cut someone out of their life? how easily do they let go of people?

💡 LIGHTBULB - is your oc a planner? do they write down every small detail or just wing it?

💎 DIAMOND - how rich are they? can they live the lifestyle they want to?

🎁 PRESENT - what types of presents would they be most happy to receive? are they good at gift giving?

🍼 BABY BOTTLE - what are their thoughts on children?

🔪 KNIFE - how do they react to injury / misfortune befalling their loved ones (significant other, family, friends)? do they put themselves at blame?

👑 CROWN - what does your oc want to be remembered as? why?

✏️ PENCIL - is there a particular quote / lyric that you associate with them?

🎵 MUSIC NOTE - what is their playlist like? their favourite artists? do you associate a particular song with them?

🎤 MICROPHONE - are they good at singing? what is their go-to karaoke song?

🎷 SAXOPHONE - do they play any instruments? are they any good at it?

📚 BOOKS - how were they at school? what is their best subject? what is their worst subject? do they have a favourite subject?

👖 JEANS - what is their go-to outfit?

🎨 PALETTE - can they draw? what do they like to draw?

🎡 FERRIS WHEEL - are they someone who wants to kiss at the top of the ferris wheel?

⏳ HOURGLASS - are they usually late or on-time?

🔫 PISTOL - do they trust people easily? how easily will they turn their back to someone? have they been backstabbed before? will they betray someone if given an ultimatum?

🎀 RIBBON - how would they fit into other worlds / aus? what aus would you like to try out? what fictional world would they fit / not fit into?

📎 PAPERCLIP - a random fact.

📦 PACKAGE - what are some "most likely to..." that can apply to them?

🖍️ CRAYON - what advice would you give to them?

⚙️ GEAR - what are your ocs thoughts on science & art? which do they give more importance to? how much value do they place on each?

🔧 WRENCH - are they good at fixing relationships? or do they tend to avoid doing so?

❇️ SPARKLE - what is their most prized possession? what do they value?

📏 RULER - is your oc well educated? where did they get their learning from?

transport

🚆 TRAIN - what is their answer to the trolley problem?

🚲 BICYCLE - can they ride a bike? what do they remember from learning to ride a bicycle?

weather

🌩️ LIGHTNING - are they scared of lightning?

💧 DROPLET - random angst headcanon

❄️ SNOWFLAKE - do people consider them cold? if so, what made them this way?

🌪️ TORNADO - what is the biggest change you've ever made to them? how have they changed from their original version?

🌈 RAINBOW - what advice would they give to their younger self?

🔥 FIRE - do they have any self destructive tendencies? what habits do they have that hinder them from becoming their best self?

☁️ CLOUD - a soft headcanon

🌟 GLOWING STAR - what do they think about when they look at the night sky? is there someone they want to star gaze with?

🌠 SHOOTING STAR - if they could make any wish with no repercussions, what wish would they make?

☄️ COMET - what do people assume about them? are they right?

hearts

💓 BEATING HEART - what gets their heart racing?

💘 HEART W/ ARROW - what traits do they look for in a relationship? do they believe in love at first sight?

💗 GROWING HEART - if they have a crush, is it noticable? what changes when they're in love?

❤️ RED HEART - their love language(s)?

💙 BLUE HEART - do they miss their s/o easily? how do they act when their s/o isn't around?

💚 GREEN HEART - what things make your oc feel comforted? hugs, kisses, food?

💖 SPARKLING HEART - are they a subtle or a showy lover?

💌 LOVE LETTER - do they like love letters? what kind of messages do they leave for their partner?

💔 BROKEN HEART - what could their partner do that would absolutely break their heart?

[happilyasimp]

Yeah I'll do this for Jace, Eclipse, and MJ all of em! Also please I need more writing content! So can I get more action?

[jackplushie-deactivated20221009]

SILLY LIL’ TAG GAME!

Myre and….. idk who that is tbh

Picrew here

Tagging: @kalu-luwa @honeyuuyuu @simpingseafood @forgwater @bunnwich @tunabesimpin and anyone who wants to try!!

[ryuuryuuhoney]

thanks @jackplushie​! 

im not a simp-

@leonakingscholarship​ @call-me-aesthetic​ @oseathepebble​ @akaipepo​​ @comingyourlugubriousness​​ @loneliness-of-spring​ @what-nani-ano​ @moomoomooing​ @raix-lv​ @twixxsted​ @nanamisflowerfield​ @the27th​  and anyone else who wants to join! ^^

[akaipepo]

thanks for the tag hehe

@b-b-brendans @nuitthegoddess @fumikomiyasaki @erratic-fox @the-trinket-witch @evilcokito @anevilbunnyinthehat and whoever wants to join :) (ignore the tag if u dont want to join)

[fumikomiyasaki]

I took long sorry but I did Carol with Pumch by @twstinginthewind

Tagging @twsted-princess @sakuramidnight15 and who else wanna join

[wanou-dorm]

oh here’s

Shu and Floyd aren’t thery cute i

I guess I tag @happilyasimp and @twst-the-night-away

[happilyasimp]

Thanks for the tag @wanou-dorm today we have my three ships

MJ x Ruggie

Eclipse x Kalim

And

Jace x Jamil

[happilyasimp]

I'm finally explaining what Jace's species is:

A reborn demon is a creature that was born human but died at an untimely age and in a crude enough manner to anger the spirit to be turned into a demon

[midnightcinderella]

LMFAOOO GET HIS ASS

[happilyasimp]

BEAT HIS ASS BRO!

[happilyasimp]

😈 - try on Halloween costumes for Jace and Jamil please

~☆Demon of the Opera♥︎~

Jamil x Jace For Halloween

𝐀/𝐍: LEZ GOOOOO! My first request for Jace x Jamil! I might do these requests more often as long as I preplan first. Heck! Might even turn my OCx CC ships into commissons idk!

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"Jamiiiiilllll! Costume time! We should go shopping for costumes!" Said Kalim energetically. Jamil sighed but smiled lightly. He had been able to handle Kalim after Jace's overblot. "We can even invite your boyfriend Jace too!" Said Kalim. "No, there's no need for that, I heard he isn't interested in Halloween." Jamil tried to persuade. "Too late! I texted him!" Said Kalim. Kalim's phone beeped. "And he said sure." Kalim said looking at his messages. Jamil groaned at that.

The very next day, Jace met Jamil and Kalim at the mirror that goes into Scarabia, Jace was wearing a polo that had a snake towards the chest and regular old bottoms. "Are we ready?!" Asked Kalim and off they went. They listened to Kalim ramble on the way. As they entered the costume store Jace looked around. Kalim and Jamil immediately discussed costumes and Jamil convinced it for a witch costume. Then Kalim pointed out costumes to Jace. Eventually it came down to a creepy clown costume, a werewolf costume or a simple hooded cape and mask. After trying them on Jace chooses and buys the cape,the mask, and some other stuff to be the demon of the opera.

[horrificmemes]

Things to Do in October: Starters

Send me a symbol for a thread or drabble in which the characters…

🎃 - carve Jack o’ Lanterns 🍁 - go on a scenic autumn walk 🔮 - see a fortune teller 👻 - tell ghost stories 👹 - go to a Halloween store 🕯 - perform a seance 🌽 - go through a corn maze 🌾 - go on a hayride 🌱 - go to a pumpkin patch 🍿 - have a Halloween movie marathon 🔪 - have a horror movie marathon 🍎 - go apple picking 🤡 - go to a haunted house attraction 🎭 - be actors at a haunted house attraction 🥕 - go to a farmer’s market 🔥 - have a bonfire 😱 - play scary slumber party games (Bloody Mary, the Midnight Game, etc…) 🎨 - do a craft  ☠ - visit a cemetery at night 🏈 - go to a football game 😈 - try on Halloween costumes 🌳 - take a drive to see the trees ⌛ - go to an antique store 👽 - talk about conspiracy theories 🌄 - go hiking ☔ - go on a rainy day walk 🥨 - make snacks for a party 🍬 - go shopping for Halloween candy 🍭 - hand out candy on Halloween 🥐 - cook some comfort food 😏 - play a scary prank 📚 - go to a library or bookstore 🎈 - plan a Halloween party together 🎉- attend a Halloween party together ☕ - go to a cozy cafe 📍 - sew homemade Halloween costumes 🎧 - listen to music together 🏚 - go poke around in a haunted location 🎪 - go to a creepy carnival 🏠 - sit at home by the fireside 🚂 - go on a scenic train ride 🍂 - rake leaves 🎫 - go on a tour of a spooky location 🍷 - go to a winery/brewery ⛺ - rent a cabin for the weekend 🏰 - spend the night in a spooky vacation spot

[happilyasimp]

Imma do this for Jace and Jamil if you ask -_-

[happilyasimp]

Jace Miles Morales

First ever demon of his kind known in all of Twisted Wonderland

(I decided to make the Twst version of him)

Age: 18

DOB: ??????

Zodiac: Gemini

Species: Reborn demon (I'll explain it in another post)

Special magic: The magician's pact- it causes very violent and painful illusions to it's victim

Phrase for special magic: "Bound by heart, mind, and soul, nothing will turn from dust to gold, The Magician's pact."

Backstory: No one knows where he came from, not even Crowley himself, but he has a lot of powerful mage within his blood. Crewel is his guardian despite the way he seems. Unknown to everyone, he died as a human and was reborn as a demon, he lost most of his memories and the way he used to be has just faded from him.

Personality: He seems dead inside to a lot of people like the world just beat everything out of him. He still obviously has emotions but he's usually eerily calm and dead. He is very casual in the way he speaks drawing out his words sometimes for dramatic affect. He has emotions and confidence but he seems to control them fairly well. People claim to hear him singing at night and it sounds angry but who knows if it's true.

Crush: Jamil Viper

Likes

1. Singing

2. Just being himself

3. Junk food (it's an addiction tbh)

Dislikes

1. Vil, Flyod, and Azul (reasons don't need to be known)

2. Anyone but Crewel attempting to tell him how to carry himself, he carries himself the way he wishes bitch

3. Being asked "Why do you always seem so dead?" (He has his reasons)

Theme song: Natural by Imagine Dragons

Fun facts

1. He died as a human child, and he remembers his death and why it happened as well as who caused it, and what the people who caused it were like towards him and could easily tell you scene by scene how he died.

2. He tends to sing when he's alone which is his way of letting emotions out before he can lash out towards anyone

3. He uses the dead inside facade to keep himself from anyone hurting him emotionally or mentally

4. He doesn't like it if he senses someone pitying him for the facade

5. His Overblot is actually caused by not being able to decompress emotions that have swirled inside of him since rebirth and because his memories all flood back to him quickly. He sings Natural while overblotting.

Physical appearance below in gacha club form

Tagging: @wanou-dorm @missputotyra @wolken-himmel

[wanou-dorm]

Picrew Chain- Ship  Icecream 

I found this Cute Ice Cream Picrew

묘파 아이스크림 픽크루

묘파 twitter - @myommission ・이미지 내의 출처는 지우지 말아주세요. ・please do not remove the watermark. ・画像内のクレジット表記は削除しないでください。 가공하여 오드아이를 구현하거나 머리카락

I made Kurama and Jade ship Icecream with it

So I tag @twstinginthewind and anyone who what’s to make Ship Icecream

[twst-the-night-away]

Cater x Savvy ice cream called to me! This is so cute!!!

Tagging @fumikomiyasaki @atwstedstory @comingyourlugubriousness @bunnwich @oseathepebble @the27th @cup-of-blue-rose-tea

[twst-the-night-away]

I can't be stopped.

Juniper and Jack (kinako/black sesame), Caroline and Leona (French vanilla/dark chocolate), Violetta and Jade (blackberry/mint), and Violetta and Ace (blackberry/strawberry).

[candy-lotus]

Oops, my hand slipped-

[wanou-dorm]

( I’m the one who Start this and I felt the Need to make more) Floyd/Shu( Cotton Candy/mixed berry) Vil /Hoshiguma (Vanilla/ Ube)

[happilyasimp]

I decided to jump in

Leona x Mj (Strawberry and chocolate)

Eclipse x Kalim (Black berry and cotton candy grape)

[adrianasunderworld]

Why do you think so many people cling to the idea that Leona would be an asshole to his s/o? Like he would delight in beating up his partner and would be offended if his partner wanted a little bit of intimacy.

I know Leona is mean and he is very guarded but..still

He’s not that kinda character. Basically, why does the fandom have two very different versions of Leona?

I am going to be 1000% honest and say I'm pretty sure it's people being racist. Leona, someone who is based off a film that takes place in Africa, meaning he would be black. So people are vehemently characterizing him, the black housewarden, as an aggressive abuser? Hmmm...

Like you said, Leona is no saint, he's guarded and can be an asshole. But he isn't an aggressor. He's said time and time again that using brute force for a problem isn't his ideal, that he prefers to make a plan and out smart the opponents. When he found out some Savanaclaw students were going to gang up on and beat Jack up, Leona intervened. These are not the marks of an abuser. The only time I can think of him being over the top pissed (save for the Overblot, but everyone went off the rails leading up to their Overblots. So he isn't special in that regard.) was when the Mc meets him in the botanical garden. But the matter is let go once Ruggie shows up a moment later and it is forgotten. It ended up being all talk. The point I'm getting at is Leona doesn't get physical until it's needed, even with people he doesn't like. So him putting hands on his partner of all people doesn't make sense. In short Leona is a poc man who isn't some flawless saint, and thus will be villainized.

I think another part of it on some level is people being misogynistic. I see a good chunk female Leona fans putting him into the role of protector for girl!Yuus and xreaders. For example. Another thing about Leona as a character, that has been stated multiple times in game is in his culture, women are valued and respected, and him being raised in that culture, means Leona does too. Part of Leonas appeal ,to female fans specifically, is him actually giving a fuck about women, and I do think some asshats absolutely hate that. Because I've seen tik toks joking around about some of the boys being misguided, like they clearly took some bad "how to be more manly" type advice. Then look at the comments and it's stuff like, "He took advice from Leona" Are we talking about the same Leona? Because the one I know would hear you spouting that nonsense and think you're fucking idiot. People love to do the exact opposite of his characterization.

This all reminds when I was very into Pokemon SWSH. Raihan is my favorite character in that game. And I saw a good chunk of people really lean into the whole "feral dragon man" persona. If you haven't played the game, when the gym leader Raihan battles in the arena, he yells, he takes a wide stanch, he acts like the dragons he trains. And it's all an act for the cameras. Outside the gym he is friendly, takes care of historical artifacts, and likes taking pictures for his instagram. He is the most laidback guy in that game. And yet people really love to make his battle persona his only personality trait. Raihan is also a very tall dark skinned man. I can't help but side eye it all. Because none of that math checks out unless you add a racist bias to the equation.

[majestickitty-si]

I knew some twst bloggers making some kind of psa posts about leona's chivalry might not extend to human girls, but those posts kinda reeks jealousy anyway since they mostly targeted female reader writers who wrote their leona protective and sweet towards girls.

[adrianasunderworld]

I have not run across stuff like that (thank god...) So I'll take your word for it. I assume they specifically meant Leona may only respect Lion women and not human ones. Which sounds like bullshit considering they say ladies as general term and not specifically lion beast women. That sounds like a hell of a reach to me.

You're probably right about the jealousy thing. I don't think they can stand the idea that a character like Leona is attractive, in part, because he is safe and trustworthy for girls.

[happilyasimp]

I'm sorry! Who tf thinks Leona is an abuser?! You racist, Jealous pricks! Bro that man is lazy and guarded but he's fucking respectful to women! Reblog if you agree, if not do me a favor and, (excuse my strong language) kiss my fucking ass you racist, jealous prick

[happilyasimp]

Seriously when I'M in a bad mood me and Leona will not mix. Cuz I am likely to throw a tantrum. Tbh, no one would like me in that mood, I'd scare some of the Twst characters, even Jamil wouldn't want to approach me after seeing how bad Kalim was shaking when he tried to deal with me. I will apologize to almost everyone sincerely when I'm in a better mood though.

Me apologizing to the staff

To Sam

"I'm really sorry I was in a bad mood and I wasn't gonna be easy to handle, I hope you can forgive me."

To Trein

"Sir, I deeply apologize for my behavior. But if you can't take the apology and not be rude to me istg I'll shove your cat up your-" (Apologized but will make a threat cuz I don't wanna deal with any Bs he has against me)

To Vargas

"I'm sorry but I was in a bad mood and I don't take kindly to someone telling me what to do in that state." (Truth and a genuine apology)

To Crewel

"Professor Crewel? I'm really sorry. I needed the music to calm myself down or things would have gotten worse than this." (Truthful and genuine)

To Crowley

"I'm sorry that you don't think you deserved it." (Genuine)

Me apologizing to The Dorm Heads

To Riddle

"I'm sorry for snapping, I have trouble controlling my emotions and I am perfectly fine if you don't accept it. I'll be happy if you do but it is what it is." (Genuine ASF)

To Kalim

*Me literally apologizing repeatedly and explaining how my moods work*

To Leona

"I'm sorry if a herbivore like me managed to scare you at all and I'm sorry we couldn't hang out cuz you can't handle bad mood me."

To Azul

"I'm sorry but you tried to force me to not listen to music in a bad mood, you had it coming."

To Malleus

*another repeatedly apologizing and explaining how my moods work*

To Idia

*apologizing to him repeatedly through technology*

To Vil

*explains how my emotions work so he understands why I snapped at him for trying to help me*

To Vice housewardens

Trey

*explains how my moods work*

To Jamil

*explains my moods after talking to Kalim*

To Ortho

*explains as in depth as possible*

Other students

Sebek

"I'm sorry that you decided to be a bitch to me hopefully you learned your lesson you insecure peice of shit." *Smiles*

Lilia

*explains my mood and what I like and dislike when I'm like that so he understands*

Ace

"Next time don't pull my earbud out to ask for a selfie if I already look like shit, thanks."

Duece

"I know your technically not at fault so I'm sorry but you should have seen it coming."

Ruggie

"Next time you want my attention and you notice I'm listening to music all day just. Fucking. Wait. For. My. Mood. To. Get. Better. Simple as that."

Jack

*also one I'd repeatedly apologize to before explaining*

Silver

*Apologizes before he falls asleep again*

[happilyasimp]

My reaction to Sebek yelling will depend on my state of emotion

Bad mood me: *WILL NOT HESITATE TO SCREAM AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE AND CURSE HIM OUT*

Normal me: *flinches and covers my ears immediately*

Mature version: You should know by now I hate yelling so kindly shut up.

Childish version: *just might try to drop kick him*

[happilyasimp]

Me when I'm actually in a bad mood:

*constantly has my earbuds in and snaps when asked to take one out*

*complaining about doing things I like doing anyway*

*Lowkey bratty ASF*

*refuses to take anyone yelling at me and might yell back even though I hate yelling*

*not dealing with people's bullshit, when I can usually take bullshit*

*my high strung emotions get worse*

*Trying to wear baggier clothing or a sudden urge to care about the way I look to the point that I'll remind you of Vil*

Me in my normal mood:

*still likely to snap (I really need to try and control my emotions more than I already try)*

*Stims a lot*

*Kind of weird in my normal state*

*Makes random sounds or asks random questions*

Me in a really happy mood:

*Basically on a sugar rush*

*bouncing off of walls*

*talks louder and faster which causes stuttering*

My more mature side:

*I'm noticeably calmer*

*I don't talk as much*

*I just seem like I'm chilling*

My childish side:

*Naturally kind and caring*

*Carrying around a doll*

*this is the side of me you meet face to face*

Sorry but I'm more mature online than I am irl. Irl I tend to seem very childish despite being 20 years old.

[happilyasimp]

Can I have them? I want to keep them and feed them!

[happilyasimp]

I might turn this into an Au fanfiction, it would be adorable as an Au where the character cares for small creatures and these creatures turn out to be teens in human form (I like my weird ideas)

[happilyasimp]

Can I have them? I want to keep them and feed them!