Walter, helping George with his injuries: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?
George: Zero out of ten, do not recommend.

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Walter, helping George with his injuries: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain?
George: Zero out of ten, do not recommend.
Walter, walking into George’s room: You owe me an apology.
George: I’ll apologise to you in hell!
Walter:
George: I actually don’t know what this is about, sorry I took such a hard stance, what did I do-
George: Why does everyone assume the worst of me?
Walter: It saves time.
Walter: I’ve caught this stupid disease because of George.
Sheldon: Feelings aren’t an illness, Walter.
Walter: So you and Grace are together now?
Sheldon: Yes, we are.
Walter: Why?
Sheldon: Well, I happen to find Grace very appealing.
Walter: I understand that. I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong in HER head.
George: All the haters are like, “aren’t you wanted by the state?”
George: And it’s like, I’m wanted by a lot of people, okay? That’s the price of being pretty.
George: Anyway, I may have committed a smidge of treason.
Sheldon: I fucked up.
Walter, without looking up from the book he’s reading: Does it affect me?
Sheldon: No.
Walter: Then suffer in silence.
Sheldon: It affects George.
Walter, closing his book: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?
Grace: What’s your type?
George: Tall, dark and brooding.
Grace: Your blood type.
George: …
George: O negative
Walter: We all have our demons.
Walter: *Points to George* That one is my favourite.
Sheldon: We have the element of surprise!
George: Exactly! Not even we know what we’re doing!
Sheldon: Are you drinking enough water?
Walter: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
George: Dude-
Walter: No, no, rewind.
Walter: My tongue was down your throat a minute ago and now you’re calling me “dude?”
Walter: When I first met you, I did not like you.
George: I’m aware of that.
Walter: But then you and I spent some time together.
George: Yes?
Walter: It did not get any better.
George: Pardon the intrusion but-
Walter: On this moment or just my life in general?
Sheldon: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Walter: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
George: I got distracted halfway through.
Grace: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Sheldon, making a toast at Walter and George’s wedding: To my brother-in-law, I say this:
Sheldon: You have released me. The monster is yours now.
George: We need more excitement in our lives.
Walter: Being with you is all the excitement I can handle in my life.