Mostly jrwi stuff now

Just an incorrect quotes blog for any slimecicle-type content! Practically co-written by sirius; their ideas are written with the thank you sirius tag. (I’m gonna categorize the stuff don’t worry.) Submissions are open if anyone has any ideas :D. Tags: jrwi for general just roll with it content, jrwi riptide for Riptide, jrwi prime defenders for PD, and fated five for the Fated; The Council for Bizly Condi Charlie Grizzly, Slimecicle Cinematic Universe if It’s them but specifically within the SCU; chuckle sandwich for Schlatt Ted Charlie, palcove for them but EpicSMP based; osmp for origins mod server. Anything that doesnt quite fit into there I’ll either tag general slimecicle content or just not tag it.

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Oh yeah btw I usually don’t tag sources for quotes bc tumblr’s tagging system is a bitch and incorrect quotes can show up in the tags for its source, which is fun for no one. If anyone’s interested in any of the sources just ask me and I can either write it out in the notes or answer an ask about it!

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Grefgor: This door will be no obstacle to you, my princes.

Grefgor: *attempts repeatedly to push a pull door*

Emizel, phone out and filming: You're not pushing hard enough

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Bizly: Why do they call it final fantasy when there's more of them than one?

Milo: OBVIOUSLY because there isn't

Bizly: Then why do they call it final?????

Milo: It's to trick the gamers into thinking gaming is over.

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Charlie: I like swamp water because it's like food and drink all at once.

Bizly: Cheers I'll drink to that

Grizzly: GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH.

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Bizly: Fun fact: shoes help your bloodflow

Bizly: Another fun fact: I love spreading misinformation

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Arthur: As I TRIED to explain to you, there is NO way to get honey from a hornet's nest.

Emizel, holding a baseball bat: There's no science to prove that

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Bizly: Okay, what's your favorite lucky charm?

Condi: They're literally all just marshmallows they're the same

Condi: BUT that doesn't matter. The rainbow ones are best.

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Tide: So your plan was to, uh. "Hit the baddies, then hit the bricks"?

William: OK, yes, look, if you say ANYTHING with sarcastic air quotes it's gonna sound like a dumb plan

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Chip, playing Jay at chess: You know what they say, work smarter, not harder

Jay, with a checkmate three turns later: You were right! Work smart! Wasn't that hard either

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Chip, trying Very Hard to convince Gillion to avoid Jayson Ferin: Look, buddy, we have better things to do! We don't have to fight him, he's optional!

Jay, muttering to herself: As most dads are. Happy father's day.

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Rolan: You know what?

Rand: Yeah! I do know what!

Rolan: ...

Rand, now slightly insecure: So no need to tell me!

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Chip: Ollie, mark my words, I'm gonna teach you what it means to be a true pirate.

Chip: *trips over a rope on the deck*

Ollie: I'm learning so much right now

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Gillion: Here's my tips and tricks! If you hold your breath, you cannot breathe!

Chip: Yeah... yeah thanks for that Gill

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Bizly: We've got a uh... chicken situation?

Condi: What do you mean.

Bizly: The situation is that there are chickens.

Charlie: There are chickens?

Bizly: What, am I speaking in code right now? There are chickens right outside. I can't hold them off for much longer. I don't know what you want from me

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Charlie: hey what have you been doing lately?

Bizly: just shooting random shit i see with the gun

Charlie:...*pulls out woB* Ok ok...hear me out...what if we try and see who can kill the other first while we are mortals.

Bizly: alright bet. loser has to sit in a pit with chickens for an hour

Condi: this will be fun to watch i'll be mediator

Bizly in the pit 3 minutes later: unfair. woB counts as cheating.

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Dakota, gameshow-style narrating over Vyncent and William training: Join in next time for Claws and Effect, or Who Wants To Be A Million Bears!

William: *passes out*

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Gillion: I generally need a good 8 hours of sleep, although you two seem to not always get that. Is there something wrong?

Jay, plagued by nightmares: Imagine getting a decent amount of sleep, couldn’t be me

Chip, who just stays up late for no reason: Could be me, but it isn’t!

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OHO BABEY I JUST WATCHED EPISODE 62

Jay: You know, Gill, I’ve actually started sleeping more recently since we met my dad, it’s been great for my mental health

Chip, now the one plagued by nightmares: God, I wish that were me

Gillion, who has been trying for the past 18 hours to hang onto the mast like a flag: What were you saying, Jay?

Jay: I- nevermind.

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EPISODE 91 BACK AT IT

Chip: Hey, bud, you alright there?

Gillion, experiencing the nightmare plague for the first time: I have experienced horrors beyond anything I could have imagined

Jay, who was up late working on her gun: Yeah, that'll happen. Let's get you some coffee