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[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[captain-of-the-historicfuture]

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

[memewhore]

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[poochcrew]

Hi, My Name’s Clementine, I’m 6 Months Old, And I Hate The Smell Of Mint

[chaifootsteps]

#cats will walk up to a thing take a whiff and immediately announce their opinion™

[richyjerimovich]

JENSEN ACKLES as DEAN WINCHESTER SUPERNATURAL, 8.11 "LARP and the Real Girl"

[bob-belcher]

BOB'S BURGERS S01E06 — Sheesh! Cab, Bob?

[canondestiel]

8x02 / 9x06

↳ cas + his big heart

[akajustmerry]

One thing about me is that I am Katniss' Everdeen's lawyerdog. There's no single decision my girl ever made or response to a situation she had that was incorrect to meeee. And I'd kill anyone on that hill. If Katniss HAD killed Haymitch with that syringe, or even killed Peeta in the arena I'd be like well she did what she had to do!!!! I will always go to the trenches for my girl. ALWAYS. "oh she was so stubborn" yeah that's called having a spine. "She was rude to Effie" Can you be rude to the woman dressing you up for your torture and execution? "she's not receptive to people's feelings" amazingly people's feelings aren't your priority when you're the sole breadwinner for your family and trying not to die. "She led Gale on." well ykw Gale's lucky I don't lead him off a fucking cliff how about that. "She cries all the time" okay kill yourself. "Why didn't she think about xyz?" why don't you think about how you're going to be chewing on my toenails when my foot goes up your ass!!!

[sexygaywizard]

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

[sexygaywizard]

Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

[50rats]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Pied Piper

[vampiresister]

convinced that all americans do is lie

[vampiresister]

we have got to get more serious.

[illonink]

Also...

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

we should all take a piss on Mercator projection and set it on fire

[kaelio]

[ianjq]

*gasps* oh my god. i have to draw you

[jan-pi-suli-ala]

this is an elderly post with both members in it still activated. op posts regularly, newest post is an hour ago, and second account hasn’t posted since 2020

[kaelio]

I am indeed, despite it all, still here.

[rougey]

The second account was one of the directors of Steven Universe

[pancakeke]

how is tin's melting point only 230°C / 450°F. that's the temperature I roast brussels sprouts.

[pancakeke]

this don't sound like a good recipe

[a-fucking-velociraptor]

original post [x]

[dajo42]

this is the happiest day of my life

[laloon]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Too soon

[saheeli-rais-wife]

65 million years…

[randomslasher]

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs. So the light getting bigger every night is going to pass by harmlessly, and Steve and Carl can go on enjoying the stars together until they die of old age, since Carl has very few natural predators at his size and I bet he’ll protect Steve, if he needs it (though small, fast and carnivorous as Steve is, he probably won’t). 

So it’s all good!! 

[gardenofroseandthorn]

That entire response explaining how these two characters didn’t die a fiery death but instead lived long and happy lives literally made my day.

[amurderofkittens]

I was ready to be heartbroken again. Thank you for making it happy after all.

[dragons-locator]

Don’t worry, guys. Carl is clearly a brachiosaurus, which lived during the Jurassic period. (And before anyone says our lil’ boy Steve is a velociraptor and therefore puts our comic in the late cretaceous, aka the time of the comet–that lil guy could easily be a compsognathus or a caudipteryx, both Jurassic-era species of small theropod dinosaurs.

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

[woolay]

New set up

[gaycop]

Ut

[woolay]

Not what it says.

[dandeland]

Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

[spacefinch]

THEN PERISH

Was anyone going to tell me, or….

It’s free real estate

I love you. (Here’s the latest news)

Live slug reaction

__ ? In my __? It’s more likely than you think.

And some highlights from the notes:

Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

THIS PERSON?!

the WHAT

Yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen it

[junglejim4322]

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

[missingno7007]

Dei hire