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Everyone in Spectrum: “Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?” Theo: “FUCK YOU”

Theo: 👁w👁

Spectrum, shaking: H-how the fuck did you say that??

Chloé: What if I pour coffee into my milk instead of cereal?

Theo, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don’t?

I don’t know who submitted this but they’re a coward for staying on anon

Y'all ever watch a porno on mute cause you live with people but the dialogue looks really interesting so you rewatch it later with headphones

ALL OF MY FRIENDS NEED TO KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM

it's a lot

Morgan: You're alive!

Meredity: Mentally arguable, but physically, yes I am.

Katie E.: Life is so hard

*takes out cigarette*

Roy: I didn't know you smoked.

Katie E. *Taking a bite out of half of it*: It's chocolate.

Chloé: I am HEAVILY cursed and I blame 13 year old me.

Theo: Does weed count as a healthy coping mechanism?

Emily, after talking about an interstate: That was fun!

Jay: That's it. I'm buying you a dictionary.

Emily: What? Why?

Jay: Because you obviously dont know the definition of fun.

straight dating: We have been talking for a few months and I think we are officially going out.

gays dating: this is Adam i met him 2 hours ago at H&M and he is the one :)

lesbians dating: we have been best friends for four years

Morgan: I've never spelled a word correctly in my life.

Delanie: Chloé can I drink champagne at your wedding

Chloé: but I’m never getting married

Delanie: Well can I drink champagne at your funeral

Chloé: but I’m never going to die

Chloé: I thought you were better than this!

Theo: Really? Why?

Chloé: Do I need to swear an oath on a Bible to prove that I'm on your side?

Delanie: Are you even allowed near Bibles? Don’t they burst into flame in your presence?

Chloé: It's been known to happen.

Katie @ Theo.

I am mine before I am anyone else’s

Maggie

it's too much pressure