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Peri: How was I looking today?

Entree: Aww, you don’t ever need makeup.

Peri: Then what shall I need?

Entree: Plastic surgery, god damn it.

Two Legs Joe: Hey, are you awake?

Entree: Yeah.

Two Legs Joe: I hate your GUTS.

Entree: As soon as your eyes shut, I’ll punch you square in the face.

Patricia: Hi, Fuzzy. How are you?

Fuzzy: About two heartbeats from a brain aneurysm.

Entree: I may be an idiot, but I’m not stupid.

Two Legs Joe: So... who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Fuzzy: I did. I bro—

Two Legs Joe: No, no you didn’t. Entree?

Entree: Don’t look at me. Look at Patricia.

Patricia: What? I didn’t break it.

Entree: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Patricia: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

Entree: Suspicious.

Patricia: No, it’s not.

Peri: I-If it matters, probably not, but Mister Smarty Smarts was the last one to use it.

Mister Smarty Smarts: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Peri: Oh yeah? And what were you doing near the coffee maker earlier?

Mister Smarty Smarts: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, PERI!

Fuzzy: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. I’ll pay for it.

Two Legs Joe: NO! WHO BROKE IT?!

Peri:

Peri: Joe.

Peri: Octocat’s been awfully quiet.

Octocat: MEOWWWWW?!

Peri: Yeah, really!

*everybody argues in the background*

Two Legs Joe: I broke it. It burnt my foot, so I stomped it.

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