Mangko: Could you come collect your freak of a mouse, please?
Mangko: He’s doing things.
Aekku: No, I set Mulmangcho loose on purpose. He needs enrichment.
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Mangko: Could you come collect your freak of a mouse, please?
Mangko: He’s doing things.
Aekku: No, I set Mulmangcho loose on purpose. He needs enrichment.
Aekku, squatting in front of a bomb: Alright, which one of these wires-
Mangko: Blue and yellow.
Aekku: Blue and-
Aekku: …
Aekku: You wanna look at it for more than half a second?!
Mangko: I wired the damn thing, ass!
Aekku: Well, I didn’t know that, ass!
Aekku, cutting the wires and disarming the bomb: Okay-
Mangko: Oh my God.
Aekku: What?
Mangko: I lied, I didn’t wire that.
Aekku: WHAT?!
Darami: It’s pride month, Geumsaegi. You know what that means.
Geumsaegi: Huh? What?
Geumsaegi: Do you want me to. Like.
Geumsaegi: Spy on gay weasels?
Geumsaegi: What?
Vixen: We need water.
Mulmangcho: We can go days without water, so relax.
Vixen: …that is 100% not true!
Mulmangcho: Oh really? How long, then?
Vixen: I dunno! *stutters* Nineteen hours?
Mulmangcho: Nineteen?! I’ve slept nineteen hours without water, you idiot.
Vixen: Who sleeps that long?!
Mulmangcho: I HAD A BAD DAY!
Mulmangcho: Now that I’ve had some food I’ve decided that I don’t want to burn the world down, actually.
Geumsaegi, at a well: That sounded like Mulmangcho.
Juldarami: No, no, it couldn’t be him.
Mulmangcho, echoing: You ridiculously stupid moron!
Geumsaegi: No, it’s him.
Juldarami: It’s him.
Assistant Jogjebi: Your husband sounds like a dick. Kill him. Also, do ghosts still exist?
Vixen: He is a dick. And killing him is on my list. But he’s attractive, so I’m going to get one more kid out of him. I’m not sure on the ghost front…I guess we’ll find out after I kill my husband and place his gravestone in my backyard.
Mulmangcho: You need to make it obvious that this is about the Sims!
Geumsaegi: Hey, Juldarami?
Juldarami: Yes?
Geumsaegi: I think we need to be quieter from now on.
Juldarami: What do you mean?
Geumsaegi: I just talked to our neighbor…
Earlier that day…
Mulmangcho: Hey, Geumsaegi. Could you guys possibly keep the noise down?
Present
Juldarami: Did he tell you why?
Geumsaegi: …
Geumsaegi: I’ve never told him my name before.
Juldarami: …
Juldarami: …sorry.
Vixen: Look, I’m happy you’re alive and all, but isn’t the idea “You saved my life, now I owe you a debt”?
Geomeun: Nope. Other way around.
Vixen: What could that possibly mean?
Geomeun: It’s more of a “You saved my life, so now I’m your problem” situation.
Vixen: That…can’t be right.
Geomeun: If you don’t like it, then kill me.
Vixen: What.
Geomeun: The gods wanted me dead. Now you get to find out why.
Aekku: There he is! That horrible squirrel!
Mangko: I think his name is Juldarami, actually. But that wouldn’t matter now.
Aekku: …how would I know that?
Mangko: I’m just, like, clarifying because I think it’s more appropriate to call somebody by their name. You know?
Aekku: …
Mangko: You don’t have to be an asshole about it. I’m just saying-
Aekku: He fucking shot me.
Mangko: I don’t care! He still has a name!
Assistant Jogjebi: English is a difficult language.
Assistant Jogjebi: It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Mulmangcho: You need to stop.
Vixen: I AM A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER AND FUCK THIS!
Vixen: If I’m a bi girl and I fuck a bi guy it’s literally gay sex by the way.
Vixen: It’s like PEMDAS or whatever.
Vixen: It cancels out.
Juldarami, patching up Geumsaegi: Does it hurt?
Geumsaegi: Not at all.
Juldarami: So no need for me to kiss it better?
Geumsaegi: OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH!
Geumsaegi: I WAS CONFUSED, YOU SEE!
Mulmangcho: We didn’t even have a proper wedding. We just went down to the courthouse on a Tuesday.
Aekku: The judge sentenced me to life, with no possibility of parole.
Mulmangcho: You begged me to marry you.
Aekku: It’s true, I did.
Mangko: You know, it’s been years. You really ought to let this go.
Mulmangcho: I will not. I’m fueled by spite. During my morning meditation, I chant the names of all the people who have wronged me.
Mangko: Ugh, that’s stupid.
Mulmangcho: And now you have been added to my chant.
Mulmangcho: I love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. Could be none. Bitch.
Aekku: Never forget that I, of all people, is someone’s emergency contact.
Mulmangcho: That is a really bad idea.
Aekku: I’m your emergency contact.
Mulmangcho: …
Mulmangcho: I am not always making right decisions.