#mangko

[incorrect-squirrel-and-hedgehog]

Aekku, squatting in front of a bomb: Alright, which one of these wires-

Mangko: Blue and yellow.

Aekku: Blue and-

Aekku: …

Aekku: You wanna look at it for more than half a second?!

Mangko: I wired the damn thing, ass!

Aekku: Well, I didn’t know that, ass!

Aekku, cutting the wires and disarming the bomb: Okay-

Mangko: Oh my God.

Aekku: What?

Mangko: I lied, I didn’t wire that.

Aekku: WHAT?!

[berri-art-uccino]

(15/01/25) mangoes

[authorazurite]

Any headcanons about Mangko, Aekku and Geomeunjogjebi and the dynamics between them?

Aside from the standard "Mul and Aekku fuckin'" headcanon, suprisingly not, mostly because I haven't really had a reason to thus far, if not just because I lack ideas.

A shame too because I love me some infighting in my stories and I actually really like how The Pact manages to last through to the end of the season, if only because Geomeunjogjebi talks himself into not dying until e26 and the mice bros having the thickest plot armour in the series.

I'll... figure something out, probably. As for if they'll every be written, I have no idea rn because I have a severe lack of Season 1 ideas rn-

[incorrect-squirrel-and-hedgehog]

Aekku: There he is! That horrible squirrel!

Mangko: I think his name is Juldarami, actually. But that wouldn’t matter now.

Aekku: …how would I know that?

Mangko: I’m just, like, clarifying because I think it’s more appropriate to call somebody by their name. You know?

Aekku: …

Mangko: You don’t have to be an asshole about it. I’m just saying-

Aekku: He fucking shot me.

Mangko: I don’t care! He still has a name!

[incorrect-squirrel-and-hedgehog]

Aekku: This is bad. This is really bad.

Mangko: Dude, what is it?

Aekku: I kissed Mulmangcho.

Mangko: Woah…

Mangko: I owe Geomeun so much money.

[incorrect-squirrel-and-hedgehog]

Commander Jogjebi: “Because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason.

Aekku: “Fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable.

Geomeunjogjebi: “For science” is always a good excuse.

Assistant Jogjebi: Don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason not to do something.

Huinjogjebi: “Not since the accident” can be the perfect answer to any question.

Mangko: You guys are forgetting “think of the children” as a way to persuade someone to do anything for you.

[incorrect-squirrel-and-hedgehog]

Mangko: You know, it’s been years. You really ought to let this go.

Mulmangcho: I will not. I’m fueled by spite. During my morning meditation, I chant the names of all the people who have wronged me.

Mangko: Ugh, that’s stupid.

Mulmangcho: And now you have been added to my chant.

[incorrect-squirrel-and-hedgehog]

Aekku: Hey, I’m letting everyone on the base know that I’m bisexual. I will allow you exactly one question about this.

Mangko: Oh, okay…why are you telling me now?

Aekku: One of my subordinates found out on a road trip and I’m confident he will not be able to keep it secret for much longer.

~

Earlier…

Oegwipari: Bye Commander!

Oegwipari: …I mean bye, not “bi”.

Oegwipari: Have fun banging chicks! And only chicks! Left and right! That’s all you do!

~

Oegwipali: Eventually I just stopped saying “bye” altogether.