#shipping quote

[incorrect-squirrel-and-hedgehog]

Mulmangcho: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss! What should I do?

Juldarami: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him!

Bamsaegi: Tackle him?

Geumsaegi: Dump him.

Aekku: Just ask me to lean down!

[thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy]

Person A, in Person B’s bed: Morning…how’d ya sleep last night? 

Person B, knocking person A off: WHAT THE HELL?! 

Person A: Ow—

Person B: What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor! 

Person A: I had a nightmare. 

Person B: You had a nightmare? What are you, five years old?

Person A: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the floor and you sleeping up there-

Person B, in a royal accent: Why yes, how high and mighty I am up on my twin XL! 

Person A: That is not what I meant—

Person B: Silence in the presence of your king, who sleeps a lofty twelve and a half inches above the ground! 

Person A: Listen, I’m not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up on your bed and I’m sure you did too. 

Person B: Yeah, okay- 

Person A: You know what? I wanna know. How’d you sleep last night? 

Person B:…That was the best I’ve slept in a while. 

Person A, gasping: The king slept comfortably with a peasant in his bed! 

Person B: I did not consent to this- 

Person A, dramatically: But my liege, our love is forbidden! 

Person B, on the phone: Hi, is this the front desk? Yeah, there’s a bed bug in my room and he’s six-foot-one, he’s got red hair. 

Person A: Ask them if they have one of those “Do Not Disturb” signs. I’ll put it on the door next time we…do it. 

Person B: Okay, I'ma go shower and wash all of the you off of me. 

Person A: Oh, maybe together we could—

Person B: NO. 

Person A: Just to save water—

Person B: No! You don’t even pay for the water! 

Person A:…Good point.

[devycolamy]

I made this 2 months ago but was to afraid to post it

[entirelyaccurateonepiecequotes]

Law: Being Little-Spoon when you're tall is the best because it's like you're wearing a backpack that loves you.

Luffy: I'm the backpack.

[istanbulezio-blog]

Cute Deadpool figurine

Several days ago I got a chance to take a close look at a pop-like deadpool figurine. He was so cute and I decided to bring him home.

After I showed it to my friends on facebook, one of them showed a great interest in the little figurine, and he offered a price that I can not say no.

But I would like to find a shipping company that can ship this deadpool toy at a low price. Is there anyone who can help me get a free shipping quote from China to Uganda?

[incorrect-squirrel-and-hedgehog]

Mangko: I’m not gay, but damn. You’re good looking bro.

Geomeunjogjebi: You don’t have to be gay to appreciate a man’s beauty.

Mangko: Nah, bro, I’d fuck you.

Geomeunjogjebi: Okay, nevermind…

[incorrect-squirrel-and-hedgehog]

Mulmangcho: We didn’t even have a proper wedding. We just went down to the courthouse on a Tuesday.

Aekku: The judge sentenced me to life, with no possibility of parole.

Mulmangcho: You begged me to marry you.

Aekku: It’s true, I did.

[incorrect-squirrel-and-hedgehog]

Aekku: This is bad. This is really bad.

Mangko: Dude, what is it?

Aekku: I kissed Mulmangcho.

Mangko: Woah…

Mangko: I owe Geomeun so much money.