Hit the Target, They're Lesbians

Any pronouns. My other blogs are @stampys-lovely-world-countdown and @Internalscreaming24-7

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Stampy: Out here living my best life!

Veeva: BARNABY IS DYING!

Stampy: This ain't about him

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Flippy, to Luna: Get a boyfriend!

Barnaby: Or a girlfriend! She's bi

Flippy: Damn no one want you 😭😭😭

Barnaby: fr 😭😭😭

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Veeva: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Polly: Oh, you’ve been?

Veeva: Once. In Monopoly.

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Priscilla: Rama has a weird patchwork of knowledge, there's really no telling what she knows about any given subject. Watch this- hey Rama, who sculpted Mount Rushmore?

Rama: Gutzon Borglum, then his son finished it. Why?

Priscilla: And what state is it in?

Rama: I dunno! Ecuador?

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just wanna say i found your blog today and it made me wanna rewatch every stampy video in existence

Aaaagh Tumgle.hell didn't give me a notification so I have no idea how old this is but GOOD. GO DO IT IT'S WORTH IT

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Keen, on a spaceship: I'd like to enter Stampy in an oatmeal eating contest.

Priscilla, from Earth: Is he good at that?

Keen: He's... doing his share up here.

Priscilla: Let's see... you just finished a meal, right?

Stampy: I'm still eating.

Priscilla: Okay... does that-

Keen: He's on his 19th bowl.

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Veeva, monologuing about Pollybot: ...And then, the robot will pretend to be you-

Polly, under her breath: Just like Lemon Demon...

Veeva, nodding excitedly: Just like Lemon Demon!

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Stampy: Hello darkness my old friend...

Hit the Target: I'm not your friend.

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Polly: Please, it's Christmas!

Veeva: IT'S DECEMBER 10TH!

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Stampy: Would you date a girl taller than 6ft?

William: No.

Stampy: ... That's a bit shallow, don't you think?

William: Stampy, I'm gay.

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Stampy: Hello, people who do not live here.

William: Hey

Polly: Hello

Veeva: Hi

Rama: Sup

Stampy: I gave you the key for emergencies!

Rama: we're out of Doritos.

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Veeva: Let's play 20 questions.

Polly: Uh, okay. What's your favorite color?

Veeva: Triangle. Do you like girls?

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Priscilla: I can't fly this!

Rama: You're a scientist, right? Use one of your PHDs!

Priscilla: NONE OF THEM ARE FOR FLYING AN ALIEN SPACESHIP!

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Fizzy: I'm sadder than you think

William: I'm gayer than you think.

Veeva: I'm sadder and gayer than you think

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Stampy: You're so polite!

Veeva: Thanks, I am afraid of you.

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Heinous: Online posting is like military combat and I'm the brave general and you are all foot soldiers fighting in the tranches

Flunky: Tranch

Lackey: Tranch

Heinous: I'm sending you both on a mission to enemy territory and I don't expect you to return

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Polly: Maybe we could defeat Hit the Target by using this...

Polly: Fizzy? What do you think?

Fizzy: I don't.