Incorrect Steven Universe Quotes

Just a blog for quotes about our favorite gems and humans alike!!!

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“I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn’t factor into the solution at least in some way.”

- Poudretteite

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Steven: “Garnet, you would be a great YouTuber.”

Garnet: “Why? Is it because of my looks?”

Steven: “No- well, maybe. But mainly because you don’t care about haters.”

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if you exept requests could I request bismuth quotes?

The only post of your that mention her is the one where lapis reviels that her and peridot are dating and even peridot is surprised.

sorry I'm just a really big bismuth fan, feel free to completely ignore this ask! I in no way intend to be pushy/stress you out

OH MY GOSH!!! Absolutely- I don’t know how I keep forgetting to include her, Bis is AWESOME!!! I’ll definitely try!!! ^^

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“They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke's on them! I've never been secure in my life! And I'm not about to start now!”

- Amethyst

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“I don’t like little flying bugs… because they’re little and can fly, and I don’t like that they can do that.”

- Lapis

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“I’m not an Aries. I’m just a raging bitch.”

- Jasper

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Pearl: “You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds.”

Amethyst: “We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?”

Pearl: “NO-”

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“They should invent a type of tired that doesn’t make you tired.”

- Amethyst

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Amethyst: “What do you call a person with poor hearing?”

Steven: “What?”

Amethyst: “I SAID, WHAT DO YOU CALL A PERSON WITH POOR HEARING?”

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Pearl: “I need advice.”

Amethyst, eating cookie dough for breakfast: “You’ve come to the right person.”

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Steven: “Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!”

Connie: “What if I suddenly decided I’m vegan?”

Steven: “Wakey wakey, vegetables and sadness!”

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Amethyst: “The eagles won last night.”

Greg: “Oh, did you watch the game last night?”

Amethyst, covered in blood and scratches: “What game?”

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Pearl: “I love this picture of all of us. We were so happy.”

Steven: “Where’s Amethyst?”

Pearl: “She wasn’t one of us yet. That’s why we were so happy.”

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Steven: “What if mayonnaise came in cans?”

Amethyst: “That would suck because you can’t microwave metal.”

Ruby: “Good morning to everyone except these two.”

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“They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke's on them! I've never been secure in my life! And I'm not about to start now!”

- Steven

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“They don’t call me fucking dumbass shithead idiot for nothing!”

- Amethyst

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“I’m not an early bird or a night owl. I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.”

- Steven