fixing the world

one bacon cheeseburger and some Gunsmoke at a time. I follow as For-the-love-of-chuck. this blog is meant to be fun, and I'm hoping it fulfils that job.

[incorrect-supernatural-quotes]

Dean: "Dad, I think there's a little bitch under my bed :("

John: *looks under the bed* "Son, why is there a mirror under here?"

[incorrect-supernatural-quotes]

If only the pigs could fly, the bacon calories would just float away

[incorrect-supernatural-quotes]

I'd still stick with you through anything.

Even if you forgot the pie

[mybrothercomesfirst-deactivated]

Ay yo Ma! We be fuckin’.

Things Dean Winchester definitely never said to his mother while gesturing at his brother. (via letstalkaboutwincest)

[for-the-love-of-chuck-deactivat]

Petition for Sam's middke name to be Shirley.

All in favor, like this post

[incorrect-supernatural-quotes]

Oh, fuck me, who brought the moose?

Crowley to his minions that misunderstood to bring Sam.

[incorrect-supernatural-quotes]

I'm thinking we should make the carpet match the drapes, if you know what I mean.

Does it really matter?

[incorrect-supernatural-quotes]

If you could only shed more than one tear.

Jared padalecki, in answer to "a single man tear"

[incorrect-supernatural-quotes]

If these lines are any further blurred, I'm gonna need glasses.

Dean

[incorrect-supernatural-quotes]

Fare thee well codependency, wait come back.

Winchesters.

[incorrect-supernatural-quotes]

I didn't need you to save me, you wanted to.

Literally any Winchester

[incorrect-supernatural-quotes]

Does it make me batman if I wear the mask?

Sam, teasing Dean

[for-the-love-of-chuck-deactivat]

If I wear the mask will you change your mind?

Dean, with his Zorro mask. (via for-the-love-of-chuck)

[incorrect-supernatural-quotes]

If he doesn't smile, how do I know he's happy?

Sam, looking back through memories. 

[incorrect-supernatural-quotes]

The most memorable scar I have is from lighting the bottle rocket as I held it.

Sam, reminiscing about the fireworks scene.

[for-the-love-of-chuck-deactivat]

*holds up three middle fingers*“ "Read between the fucking lines you little bitch!

Dean Winchester in a fight with a demon. (via for-the-love-of-chuck)

[just-take-dean]

When your legs don’t work like they used to before, guess its time to get new legs

Crowley, the crossroads demon (via just-take-dean)